🥂The B&B Speakeasy :: Celebrate Curvesday 🥂

[gracie920101]

*Shakes up a Vodka Almost Martini, and slides it across the bar, smiling*

Let me get the beautiful olive jar...

I have to earn you I'm a lightweight. After two martinis....well....

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

*Immediately mixes a second one*

 

[AlwaysSoaked]

Raises hand to ask Mr. Bartender if he would make me an Espresso Martini, please. I've never liked olives, sorry.

 

[gracie920101]

*Immediately mixes a second one*

Steady there, big guy. I'd like to marinate a bit in this first one.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Steady there, big guy. I'd like to marinate a bit in this first one.

I'm an old Boy Scout. Just Being Prepared.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Raises hand to ask Mr. Bartender if he would make me an Espresso Martini, please. I've never liked olives, sorry.

Hmmm. Guess I could , but it needs a new name

 

[AlwaysSoaked]

As the creative force behind the magic, I fully trust you to give it a new name. Feel free to make it pervy! Thank you

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Might I suggest some live music for our speakeasy?

Good girl! You know I love them.

Let me work on my pincurls!

 

[base10]

Might I suggest some live music for our speakeasy?

This is so much better than the original version

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Esprini? Martesso?

Let's go with Martesso

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Its a cold, damp day here. Its snowing and we may get freezing drizzle. The Northern Hemisphere is stuck in winter mode. Its been an awful winter here. So a choice for tonight folks. Something to warm you: My recipe fro Irish Coffee or my recipe for Winter Sangria? What'll it be? Is there a fireplace in this Speakeasy? We should gather there after 8pm Eastern for whatever your pleasure is Then you can talk about whatever is your pleasure...

 

[gracie920101]

Its a cold, damp day here. Its snowing and we may get freezing drizzle. The Northern Hemisphere is stuck in winter mode. Its been an awful winter here. So a choice for tonight folks. Something to warm you: My recipe fro Irish Coffee or my recipe for Winter Sangria? What'll it be? Is there a fireplace in this Speakeasy? We should gather there after 8pm Eastern for whatever your pleasure is Then you can talk about whatever is your pleasure...

I'd be happy with sangria in front of the fireplace.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I'd be happy with sangria in front of the fireplace.

Winter Sangria

In a large wine glass rimmed with cinnamon sugar, place 1 tbs of Ribena black current syrup

Add four ounces of a dark, full bodied red wine

Add approx 1/3 cup if frozen mixed berries

A bit of crushed ice

Top up with ginger ale

Garnish with three or four fresh blueberries on a cocktail skewer. Stir with the garnish.

Float a 1/4 ounce of Blue Curacao on top

Put Jimmy Buffett and Bob Marley music on.

Did anybody light the fire?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

On Irish Coffee:

Spider Robinson wrote a series of books set in Callahan's Crosstime Saloon. (Motto: Time Travelers Strictly Cash)One of them was a three hundred plus page shaggy dog story.

Anyway, one if the features of the bar was a machine which produced "God's Blessings": an Irish Coffee to suit for each customer. Everyone has a preference. We should mount an expedition to find The Machine. Or, share your preference.

Mine? I thought you'd never ask.

In a glass mug, rimmed with raw sugar place:

I tbs of raw sugar

Bushmills Black Bush. I'm usually generous with my whiskey.

Black coffee to fill the mug 3/4 full. Even here there are variations I like it strong, dark and earthy

Whipped cream to just under the rim

A drizzle of Irish Mist liqueur over the top.

So what's yours? Bailey's in the whipped cream? Jamaican with dark rum? Kailua in place of the Irish Mist?

Here's a bonus. My favourite whisky cocktail.

Open your trusty bottle of Laphroaig. Pour a healthy portion into the glass. Sip, savoring every drop. Repeat as necessary.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I can’t do that. It’s too much. I would shiver. Not in a good way.

I assume you mean the Scotch?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Yes. I cannot do it. And I’ve tried all kinds.

It's not for everyone. A drink is supposed to be enjoyable

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Alright, I love this very active bar scene! I'll have a mimosa on this Monday morning because....I'm an adult.

We have our first theme!

And request -- can we come up with a better name than titty fucking??

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Yes, or have it done upon us!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

 

[Apisto42]

On Irish Coffee:

Spider Robinson wrote a series of books set in Callahan's Crosstime Saloon. (Motto: Time Travelers Strictly Cash)One of them was a three hundred plus page shaggy dog story.

Anyway, one if the features of the bar was a machine which produced "God's Blessings": an Irish Coffee to suit for each customer. Everyone has a preference. We should mount an expedition to find The Machine. Or, share your preference.

Mine? I thought you'd never ask.

In a glass mug, rimmed with raw sugar place:

I tbs of raw sugar

Bushmills Black Bush. I'm usually generous with my whiskey.

Black coffee to fill the mug 3/4 full. Even here there are variations I like it strong, dark and earthy

Whipped cream to just under the rim

A drizzle of Irish Mist liqueur over the top.

So what's yours? Bailey's in the whipped cream? Jamaican with dark rum? Kailua in place of the Irish Mist?

Here's a bonus. My favourite whisky cocktail.

Open your trusty bottle of Laphroaig. Pour a healthy portion into the glass. Sip, savoring every drop. Repeat as necessary.

I love the Callahan stories. So much fun and joy in those stories.

And to stick with today’s theme:

https://68.media.tumblr.com/fc8f30ad91ca4a92fe9f4ae4a6013e74/tumblr_osna78vXNa1uzj582o1_250.gif

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

The bra. The glasses.

 

[hotwords229_A]

 

[hotwords229_A]

I always thought this should be the real definition of a hot mess.

 

[Apisto42]

That bra is a trooper!

This one is working hard too: