🥂The B&B Speakeasy :: Celebrate Curvesday 🥂

[PrettyLilPussy19]

This is, of course, the correct technique

 

[Billsexpot]

 

[Apisto42]

Listening to audio philes. Here’s a definition for you PLP:

Daisychain:

 

[Mr_bogey]

Well fuck. I can't embed gifs. But drinks are on her.

https://gfycat.com/exaltedmammothhoverfly

I see you went all out for the good stuff.

 

[hotwords229_A]

The daisy chain is how we get to world peace, by the way.

 

[Apisto42]

The daisy chain is how we get to world peace, by the way.

Question: white socks with black boots? Wtf?

Additional question: how did he get his pants off while wearing those boots?

Supplementary question: the shoe to no shoe ratio is 1:3. Is there some meaning to this? A golden mean reference? This is the path to enlightenment?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Question: white socks with black boots? Wtf?

Additional question: how did he get his pants off while wearing those boots?

Supplementary question: the shoe to no shoe ratio is 1:3. Is there some meaning to this? A golden mean reference? This is the path to enlightenment?

You're assuming he was wearing pants in the first place. Naked in work boots is the new style for 2020.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Question: white socks with black boots? Wtf?

Additional question: how did he get his pants off while wearing those boots?

Supplementary question: the shoe to no shoe ratio is 1:3. Is there some meaning to this? A golden mean reference? This is the path to enlightenment?

You're assuming he was wearing pants in the first place. Naked in work boots is the new style for 2020.

I would submit he was definitely wearing pants and that's why he chose the white socks. He though no one would know and didnt forsee the daisy chain in his future.

Now...shoes during sex - I feel like this is a strictly porn thing. It's too easy to fuck someone up with a heel. But I'm also a slightly clumsy, yet hopefully adorable, nerd girl so maybe my opinion isnt the best?

 

[Apisto42]

You’re definitely a nerdy adorable girl.

This girl reminds me of you:

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

You’re definitely a nerdy adorable girl.

This girl reminds me of you:

It's the face full of cum isn't it?

 

[Apisto42]

And she’s trying to catch the last few squirts...

Greedy.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I had no idea work boots and white socks was a faux pas. I also had no idea how to spell faux pas. I'm very unrefined.

BUT, at least I know to wear tear away clothes in case a daisy chain breaks out!

 

[BlondeAmbition4RP]

I had no idea work boots and white socks was a faux pas. I also had no idea how to spell faux pas. I'm very unrefined.

BUT, at least I know to wear tear away clothes in case a daisy chain breaks out!

Always be prepared.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Hey! Just found you guys.

Ok... can I ask a question. I see this situation happening a lot in porn. I've never had it done to me. It doesn't look particularly enjoyable but who know?

Ladies is it a winner? Boys have you done it?

I am told it is a big winner!

You know... this one?

This gif, rather than the first, is how i was taught to do it by someone who knows his pussy. Instead of an in-and-out motion, it's more front-and-back (if she's standing). Your fingers will be pressing against her G-spot and releasing. I'm told it's more effective (and less tiring) if you are moving your whole arm instead of just your fingers or your wrist. If she's lying down, you can press your other hand flat over her pelvis to increase the intensity.

There are how-to vids on YouTube, although i don't have any links handy.

(Can I just add, being instructed by a man on how to finger a woman's pussy has got to be one of the most erotic conversations he and i have ever had. So naughty. )

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Hey! Just found you guys.




I am told it is a big winner!



This gif, rather than the first, is how i was taught to do it by someone who knows his pussy. Instead of an in-and-out motion, it's more front-and-back (if she's standing). Your fingers will be pressing against her G-spot and releasing. I'm told it's more effective (and less tiring) if you are moving your whole arm instead of just your fingers or your wrist. If she's lying down, you can press your other hand flat over her pelvis to increase the intensity.

There are how-to vids on YouTube, although i don't have any links handy.

(Can I just add, being instructed by a man on how to finger a woman's pussy has got to be one of the most erotic conversations he and i have ever had. So naughty. )

I'll um.... have to try that out!

 

[Apisto42]

I wear white socks and work boots, but I was just trying to be funny.

Came up short.

I don’t say that much...

 

[gracie920101]

Damn! I'm still back at the Mimosa Monday reference and y'all just took off and left me sitting at the bar!

 

[gracie920101]

I wear white socks and work boots, but I was just trying to be funny.

Came up short.

I don’t say that much...

White socks are an abomination to mankind.

 

[gracie920101]

I would never do that. I was squeezing the oranges for your drink.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I’m not a big Mimosa fan. If I’m going to do a breakfast drink I will usually go for a Bloody Mary.

You always say the sexiest things. I love a well-made Bloody Mary, especially for breakfast. It's kind of a lost cocktail in Canada. Inexplicably, the Caesar cocktail made with clamato (clam and tomato) juice is insanely popular. I say "inexplicably" because it was invented in a bar in Calgary. Yeah, a thousand miles from the nearest edible clam.

I may have worded that poorly.

 

[gracie920101]

You always say the sexiest things. I love a well-made Bloody Mary, especially for breakfast. It's kind of a lost cocktail in Canada. Inexplicably, the Caesar cocktail made with clamato (clam and tomato) juice is insanely popular. I say "inexplicably" because it was invented in a bar in Calgary. Yeah, a thousand miles from the nearest edible clam.

I may have worded that poorly.

I give up!

I had to stop and fix a couple of bloody Mary's for J and I.

I had just enough V8 in the house for one each.

I'll sleep well tonight.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I give up!

I had to stop and fix a couple of bloody Mary's for J and I.

I had just enough V8 in the house for one each.

I'll sleep well tonight.

Cheers! And good night.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Always be prepared.

Exactly, byt I would want Pam to be the one pulling them off of me.

 

[Apisto42]

Good morning y’all. Looks like it’s going to be one of those days. Better get prepared: