🧨 Whoring Tips and Tricks with Trekka ⛓

[LadyLascivious1]

Thread sex is e-boning on the boards. Or, what I sometimes think about when I need that last little *kick* over the edge.

So it’s a Lit orgy?! I miss all the fun. You should bring it back in fashion.

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

So it’s a Lit orgy?! I miss all the fun. You should bring it back in fashion.

Oohh a Lit orgy.

Is there a dress code? I don't want to slob the place up

 

[jason28053]

Oohh a Lit orgy.

Is there a dress code? I don't want to slob the place up

who dresses for an orgy?

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

who dresses for an orgy?

I wear a blue ribbon so people know I'm number 1.

It's where I wear it that makes it fun

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Thread sex is e-boning on the boards. Or, what I sometimes think about when I need that last little *kick* over the edge.

You need a kick? I haven't seen people getting after it in public in a long time

 

[jason28053]

I wear a blue ribbon so people know I'm number 1.

It's where I wear it that makes it fun

Pinned to your chest I’m sure.

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

Pinned to your chest I’m sure.

It doesn't really matter.

I just came in for the fresh donuts.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

It doesn't really matter.

I just came in for the fresh donuts.

I’m a fan of donuts, but how did you not also come for the whoring?!

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

I’m a fan of donuts, but how did you not also come for the whoring?!

The donut solves all my needs.

All. My. Needs.

 

[Trekka]

You need a kick? I haven't seen people getting after it in public in a long time

i can wait.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

i can wait.

I'm sure you can. I wasn't offering, more surprised that you'd need one.

 

[Trekka]

I'm sure you can. I wasn't offering, more surprised that you'd need one.

A. I wasn’t offering either, hot shot, so, you know, keep it movin’ while my dignity is still somewhat in tact

2. Want/need >>> poTAYtoh pohTAHtoh. But also. *coughs* ithoughtthatswhatlitwasfor. Just me?

III. I did start The Aging Vagina thread to address your very concern tho. Sometimes it takes a while! Sometimes I need a little assist. I’m… OLD!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

A. I wasn’t offering either, hot shot, so, you know, keep it movin’ while my dignity is still somewhat in tact

2. Want/need >>> poTAYtoh pohTAHtoh. But also. *coughs* ithoughtthatswhatlitwasfor. Just me?

III. I did start The Aging Vagina thread to address your very concern tho. Sometimes it takes a while! Sometimes I need a little assist. I’m… OLD!

1) I hate you for your insane numbering

2) Really, you’ve triggered mild OCD and I might be rocking in the corner a bit

3) You are hot as fuck and definitely boutique pussy (that’s a Pmann hullabaloo you missed out on ) so you win an orgy with any Litsters of your choice! Even Grumps McGee above couldn’t resist!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

1) I hate you for your insane numbering

2) Really, you’ve triggered mild OCD and I might be rocking in the corner a bit

3) You are hot as fuck and definitely boutique pussy (that’s a Pmann hullabaloo you missed out on ) so you win an orgy with any Litsters of your choice! Even Grumps McGee above couldn’t resist!

@LustfulIntentions2 for clarity, you are Grumps McGee. Report to our Skype chat for your prescribed remedy.

 

[Trekka]

1) I hate you for your insane numbering

2) Really, you’ve triggered mild OCD and I might be rocking in the corner a bit

3) You are hot as fuck and definitely boutique pussy (that’s a Pmann hulabuloo you missed out on ) so you win an orgy with any Litsters of your choice! Even Grumps McGee above couldn’t resist!

You’ll be fine. Besides, mild OCD is a good look for some. I’ll rock with you.

I was here for Boutique Pussygate! It was a good one. I’ll meet you later in the Boutique’s dressing room.

Who is Grumps McGee and *whispers* what size shoe does he wear?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

@LustfulIntentions2 for clarity, you are Grumps McGee. Report to our Skype chat for your prescribed remedy.

Boy, am I ever grateful for that clarification.

 

[jason28053]

@LustfulIntentions2 for clarity, you are Grumps McGee. Report to our Skype chat for your prescribed remedy.

I’ve heard of Tits Magee

 

[Trekka]

@LustfulIntentions2 for clarity, you are Grumps McGee. Report to our Skype chat for your prescribed remedy.

Ahhh yes.
Lustful.
He’s lucky he has a nice shoe size.
It’s part of his shtick!
He probably knows I have a thing for older men so he always acts extra crochety around me. It’s like *our dance*

 

[Trekka]

Boy, am I ever grateful for that clarification.

It’s part of your charm

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Ahhh yes.
Lustful.
He’s lucky he has a nice shoe size.
It’s part of his shtick!
He probably knows I have a thing for older men so he always acts extra crochety around me. It’s like *our dance*

I definitely didn't know that I had a schtick! I need to reevaluate all of my choices now.

And, none of that can be attributed to the fact that I am just old, tired and burned out. It's all just a part of the dance.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

It’s part of your charm

We both know that's not true. I have no charm.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

We both know that's not true. I have no charm.

At least you’re equal opportunity grumpy and even grump yourself.


Not to be confused with pumping yourself.

 

[Trekka]

We both know that's not true. I have no charm.

Based on that av i would guess you have several inches of charm.

 

[Trekka]

Speaking of inches!!!

Let’s get into next-level whoring. Things that are a bit trickier….


Cock-tography

We’ve all gotten them. Some, better than others. Some cringeworthy. Others, glorious:

The cock shot.

Hopefully it wasn’t random. In this instance we are going to assume it’s a warmly welcomed dick pic.

How do you make a dick pic look good?

Ladies, ever get a particularly nice one?
What was so nice about it?

Gentlemen, any tricks or tools of the trade to share?

Tagging @hotwords229_A because he is essential to this discussion.

 

[Your_Viking_Slave]

Speaking of inches!!!

Let’s get into next-level whoring. Things that are a bit trickier….


Cock-tography

We’ve all gotten them. Some, better than others. Some cringeworthy. Others, glorious:

The cock shot.

Hopefully it wasn’t random. In this instance we are going to assume it’s a warmly welcomed dick pic.

How do you make a dick pic look good?

Ladies, ever get a particularly nice one?
What was so nice about it?

Gentlemen, any tricks or tools of the trade to share?

Tagging @hotwords229_A because he is essential to this discussion.

*checking in*