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sometimes ass up is a good thingYou know the universal tech and gaming placeholder for when things go ass up is a duck!
🧨 Whoring Tips and Tricks with Trekka ⛓
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Trekka
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All of the above please! The really good and filthy stuff is private, but innuendo in public or a hint of being caught or seen for extra spice is perfect.
Don’t love it going green, but can’t be bothered to give too many fucks about it. It won’t take long for friends to realize I’m either too busy with offline adulting or just too busy online fun adulting
I missed thread sex?! Tell me all about it! In salacious detail please
Thread sex is e-boning on the boards. Or, what I sometimes think about when I need that last little *kick* over the edge.
LadyLascivious1
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So it’s a Lit orgy?! I miss all the fun. You should bring it back in fashion.Thread sex is e-boning on the boards. Or, what I sometimes think about when I need that last little *kick* over the edge.
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Oohh a Lit orgy.So it’s a Lit orgy?! I miss all the fun. You should bring it back in fashion.
Is there a dress code? I don't want to slob the place up
jason28053
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who dresses for an orgy?
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I wear a blue ribbon so people know I'm number 1.
It's where I wear it that makes it fun
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Thread sex is e-boning on the boards. Or, what I sometimes think about when I need that last little *kick* over the edge.
You need a kick? I haven't seen people getting after it in public in a long time
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Pinned to your chest I’m sure.
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I’m a fan of donuts, but how did you not also come for the whoring?!
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I’m a fan of donuts, but how did you not also come for the whoring?!
The donut solves all my needs.
All. My. Needs.
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i can wait.
I'm sure you can. I wasn't offering, more surprised that you'd need one.
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A. I wasn’t offering either, hot shot, so, you know, keep it movin’ while my dignity is still somewhat in tact
2. Want/need >>> poTAYtoh pohTAHtoh. But also. *coughs* ithoughtthatswhatlitwasfor. Just me?
III. I did start The Aging Vagina thread to address your very concern tho. Sometimes it takes a while! Sometimes I need a little assist. I’m… OLD!
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1) I hate you for your insane numberingA. I wasn’t offering either, hot shot, so, you know, keep it movin’ while my dignity is still somewhat in tact
2. Want/need >>> poTAYtoh pohTAHtoh. But also. *coughs* ithoughtthatswhatlitwasfor. Just me?
III. I did start The Aging Vagina thread to address your very concern tho. Sometimes it takes a while! Sometimes I need a little assist. I’m… OLD!
2) Really, you’ve triggered mild OCD and I might be rocking in the corner a bit
3) You are hot as fuck and definitely boutique pussy (that’s a Pmann hullabaloo you missed out on
) so you win an orgy with any Litsters of your choice! Even Grumps McGee above couldn’t resist!
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@LustfulIntentions2 for clarity, you are Grumps McGee. Report to our Skype chat for your prescribed remedy.1) I hate you for your insane numbering
2) Really, you’ve triggered mild OCD and I might be rocking in the corner a bit
3) You are hot as fuck and definitely boutique pussy (that’s a Pmann hullabaloo you missed out on
Trekka
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1) I hate you for your insane numbering
2) Really, you’ve triggered mild OCD and I might be rocking in the corner a bit
3) You are hot as fuck and definitely boutique pussy (that’s a Pmann hulabuloo you missed out on
You’ll be fine. Besides, mild OCD is a good look for some. I’ll rock with you.
I was here for Boutique Pussygate! It was a good one. I’ll meet you later in the Boutique’s dressing room.
Who is Grumps McGee and *whispers* what size shoe does he wear?
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Boy, am I ever grateful for that clarification.
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Ahhh yes.
Lustful.
He’s lucky he has a nice shoe size.
It’s part of his shtick!
He probably knows I have a thing for older men so he always acts extra crochety around me. It’s like *our dance*
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Ahhh yes.
Lustful.
He’s lucky he has a nice shoe size.
It’s part of his shtick!
He probably knows I have a thing for older men so he always acts extra crochety around me. It’s like *our dance*
I definitely didn't know that I had a schtick! I need to reevaluate all of my choices now.
And, none of that can be attributed to the fact that I am just old, tired and burned out. It's all just a part of the dance.
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It’s part of your charm
We both know that's not true. I have no charm.
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At least you’re equal opportunity grumpy and even grump yourself.
Not to be confused with pumping yourself.
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