🧨 Whoring Tips and Tricks with Trekka ⛓

[Endless_Night]

I feel fairly certain I'm no longer speaking to you.

#joking

 

[hotwords229_A]

#joking

 

[Lonelywife1205]

A PSA for all you amateur cock-tographers out there…if you cannot fathom taking your cock pic anywhere but in front of your bathroom mirror, please please please clear the shit off your counter and clean the toothpaste splatters off the mirror.

 

[Endless_Night]

A PSA for all you amateur cock-tographers out there…if you cannot fathom taking your cock pic anywhere but in front of your bathroom mirror, please please please clear the shit off your counter and clean the toothpaste splatters off the mirror.

I feel this is in the nature of a public service announcement.

 

[ydahecnot]

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I feel this is in the nature of a public service announcement.

Jinx @ydahecnot

 

[Taegul]

A PSA for all you amateur cock-tographers out there…if you cannot fathom taking your cock pic anywhere but in front of your bathroom mirror, please please please clear the shit off your counter and clean the toothpaste splatters off the mirror.

Those splatters ain't toothpaste ya know...

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Those splatters ain't toothpaste ya know...

Huh…I thought only @default24 could shoot that far.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

So I am assuming I was tagged in this question due to my expertise as a Cocktologist and not for any other reason?

As has been said before, lighting, focus, composition, humor(?) and a clean (or no) background make for a nice image.

But it also important to know your audience.

Some women might enjoy a shot of a cum soaked hand with a deflated cock (out of focus) in the background, but not @aussiegeekygal, because she doesn’t enjoy the “final product” as much as others might.

If @SassySheDevil were to receive a special pic, she may enjoy a nice soft swinging cock pic, as opposed to a super hard cranker.

I think @Trekka may like it wet, so maybe a sudsy shower cock?

@Lonelywife1205 would probably want to put a face to that cock (so to speak) so she, perhaps, would like to see just whose cock it is.

Others, such as @Endless_Night, would probably only like a dick pic if it was a portrait of Richard Nixon and possibly not even that.

The list could go on and on, but you get the idea.

So whip out your dicks, Gents, and give art a chance.

He is correct.
Please, no cum. I love a lovely *clean* dick, though.

This line of questioning has me thinking... I've not seen many lit lad loins. I feel like I'm missing out now. Looking squarely at you @hotwords229_A @LustfulIntentions2 and @FormerAllStar

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

He is correct.
Please, no cum. I love a lovely *clean* dick, though.

This line of questioning has me thinking... I've not seen many lit lad loins. I feel like I'm missing out now. Looking squarely at you @hotwords229_A @LustfulIntentions2 and @FormerAllStar

What the hell did I just get called out for?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

What the hell did I just get called out for?

Not called out, per sey.

Seeing you here and watching this Convo got me thinking about a

 

[SassySheDevil]

When you’re done with the soft swingy one, wanna trade n you can peep my wet one?

I will gladly trade pics with you!!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I’m a fan of the clean cock, the hint of precum cock, as well as the messy afterwards but still hard cock. I also appreciate a bit of manscaping.

As @hotwords229_A @Trekka and @Lonelywife1205 mentioned, ensure that the only filth included is the sexy kind and not the unhygienic or hoarder kind. Unless your intent is to ensure the recipient is turned off and no longer interested in naked activities and, in that case, this is a very successful strategy.

I assume I don’t need to say this, but if you have a rash or any other type of visible infection in the immediate vicinity of the goods…do not share those pictures!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

When you’re done with the soft swingy one, wanna trade n you can peep my wet one?

Oh, like limited edition cock trading cards?!

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

Oh, like limited edition cock trading cards?!

I don't recommend chewing the bubble gum....

 

[ydahecnot]

He is correct.
Please, no cum. I love a lovely *clean* dick, though.

This line of questioning has me thinking... I've not seen many lit lad loins. I feel like I'm missing out now. Looking squarely at you @hotwords229_A @LustfulIntentions2 and @FormerAllStar

I could send mine to make you appreciate theirs more

 

[SassySheDevil]

Oh, like limited edition cock trading cards?!

You might be on to something here! I've got a cricut. Card making at a whole new level!

 

[hotwords229_A]

You might be on to something here! I've got a cricut. Card making at a whole new level!

I want mine to be a pop-up!

 

[SassySheDevil]

I want mine to be a pop-up!

I'll need a 3D picture for reference.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'll need a 3D picture for reference.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Haha. I did a boudoir several years ago and they put the pictures on a view master. It was awesome.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Haha. I did a boudoir several years ago and they put the pictures on a view master. It was awesome.

Whhaaatttt!!! I was kidding. I didn’t know that was a real thing.
So, uh, is it too late for a Secret Santa?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Whhaaatttt!!! I was kidding. I didn’t know that was a real thing.
So, uh, is it too late for a Secret Santa?

You never had one of those? They were fun.
Secret Santa. Aww HW. You can send me gifts any time you want!
But yes. Dressing up like Santa will ensure a bigger smile.

 

[hotwords229_A]

You never had one of those? They were fun.
Secret Santa. Aww HW. You can send me gifts any time you want!
But yes. Dressing up like Santa will ensure a bigger smile.

So we can add “holiday themed” to the list of acceptable dick picks?

 

[Lonelywife1205]

So we can add “holiday themed” to the list of acceptable dick picks?

Does this mean Santa Hotwords is going to stuff our stockings this year?