🧨 Whoring Tips and Tricks with Trekka ⛓

[Trekka]

I'm going back a few pages, but why on earth are all these dudes mirrors so dirty? Like this is a low bar to get over, guys. Angles and lighting don't mean much if you're letting your intended viewer get distracted by your toothpaste splatter or the jar of Vaseline you left on the vanity.

Or! Perhaps even worse! Seeing the products/clothing/photos/decor-that-screams-i-am-not-single (like a dude lounging nude on the bed can be hot but if there’s a lace valance on the window and pink pillows…) in the background.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Or! Perhaps even worse! Seeing the products/clothing/photos/decor-that-screams-i-am-not-single (like a dude lounging nude on the bed can be hot but if there’s a lace valance on the window and pink pillows…) in the background.

Those pillows were salmon. I mean... Exactly.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I'm going back a few pages, but why on earth are all these dudes mirrors so dirty? Like this is a low bar to get over, guys. Angles and lighting don't mean much if you're letting your intended viewer get distracted by your toothpaste splatter or the jar of Vaseline you left on the vanity.

I get totally distracted by what people have in the background of their pics. I always zoom in!

I often wonder why people don’t stop themselves before hitting send on a pic and take a final look and say am I sure I really should post this?

 

[QuietCanadian]

I get totally distracted by what people have in the background of their pics. I always zoom in!

I often wonder why people don’t stop themselves before hitting send on a pic and take a final look and say am I sure I really should post this?

This leads to a good point, you can crop pictures. You don't need to leave things on the periphery that are distracting. Again, I feel like this is a low bar to get over.

 

[Trekka]

This leads to a good point, you can crop pictures. You don't need to leave things on the periphery that are distracting. Again, I feel like this is a low bar to get over.

You cannot crop out the loo
If you sat on it
When you that razzle dazzler

And yes.
That was a haiku.

 

[QuietCanadian]

You cannot crop out the loo
If you sat on it
When you that razzle dazzler

And yes.
That was a haiku.

Sweet fucking hell, who takes a picture of their junk on the throne unless your intended viewer explicitly asked for such a picture? Even then, wouldn't you be a bit hesitant? You should be.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'm just here to see what kind of dick pic girl @hotwords229_A thinks I am.

You like the tease.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I get totally distracted by what people have in the background of their pics. I always zoom in!

I often wonder why people don’t stop themselves before hitting send on a pic and take a final look and say am I sure I really should post this?

The one that always gets me is the pics people post in the mirror, but it has all kinds of splatter on the mirror like a silverback gorilla jizzed on it. I try not to be judgy (I do a bad job). And I’m not talking a little spot here or there. We are talking full blown dirty mirror.

I understand accidentally ejaculating all over your vanity. But FFS, just clean the damned mirror.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Sweet fucking hell, who takes a picture of their junk on the throne unless your intended viewer explicitly asked for such a picture? Even then, wouldn't you be a bit hesitant? You should be.

You'd surprised.

 

[Trekka]

You'd surprised.

 

[QuietCanadian]

You'd surprised.

It's quite shocking to me. How? Why?

 

[Indie]

You like the tease.

I'm going to need an example to confirm. My inbox is open.

 

[Trekka]

I'm going to need an example to confirm. My inbox is open.

So. Is. Mine.
I was promised wetness!

 

[Trekka]

It's quite shocking to me. How? Why?

The “how” is so easy, I suspect it becomes the “why” … ?

 

[QuietCanadian]

The “how” is so easy, I suspect it becomes the “why” … ?

I mean how do you think it's a good idea to send that?! You sitting on the throne perusing lit, look down and say "damn, my cock looks so good right now" snap, send. Come on, now!

 

[Mrtenant]

The one that always gets me is the pics people post in the mirror, but it has all kinds of splatter on the mirror like a silverback gorilla jizzed on it. I try not to be judgy (I do a bad job). And I’m not talking a little spot here or there. We are talking full blown dirty mirror.

I understand accidentally ejaculating all over your vanity. But FFS, just clean the damned mirror.

Do you get a lot of those in your inbox?

 

[Mrtenant]

I mean how do you think it's a good idea to send that?! You sitting on the throne perusing lit, look down and say "damn, my cock looks so good right now" snap, send. Come on, now!

Having never done that, maybe that should be a new AmPics category?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Do you get a lot of those in your inbox?

Of course, he does. When one thinks “mirror defiled by silverback gorilla jizz” the immediate next thought is @Lord Pmann.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Do you get a lot of those in your inbox?

That’s a good question.

No, is the answer. My inbox is full of crickets and mothballs.

 

[Cat]

Of course, he does. When one thinks “mirror defiled by silverback gorilla jizz” the immediate next thought is @Lord Pmann.

... oh gosh... That was giggle-fit inducing.. LL you just painted some extremely.. uhhm... Detailed pictures in my mind...

 

[Mrmphilll2]

Reading this thread had me clean bathroom and mirror. Lol I could never have it dirty cause that’s a reflection of trying to impress who’s spying in on me.

 

[Smarthomanid2]

Let’s the silverback out the back door as I remind him that the zoo is the Woodley Park metro stop

 

[Trekka]

All this silverback talk.
So primal.
Rawr.


Ok everyone.

Let’s weigh in on ears and tails.

Menfolk, you’re not exempt from this discussion! If there are any pony play lurkers that wanna come down n share I offer you protection and a safe space. A cone of trust.

Whinnies.

So, does everyone now have a kitty-ears photo in the archives?

Are tails now as common as stockings and garters?

*whispers* how do you photograph the tail?

 

[Dribble]

I have a riding crop somewhere. I never used it during play...way too easy to leave serious damage and way better things out there to play with. But it was cool to carry around

 

[Trekka]

I have a riding crop somewhere. I never used it during play...way too easy to leave serious damage and way better things out there to play with. But it was cool to carry around

This is not the first time you’ve mentioned your horse-a-phernalia, Dribs.