🧨 Whoring Tips and Tricks with Trekka ⛓

Does this mean Santa Hotwords is going to stuff our stockings this year? :D


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God rest ye merry gentlemen,
I’ll only send it to chicks.
A blessed angel will cum in your stockings
and fill them with pictures of dicks.
 
This really is like Xmas morning... ! ✨
Waking up to boutique banter.
Limited Edition Cock Cards.
Lustful being grouchy.

These are a few of my favorite things… 😁
 
It would be fun to make a collage like the women did many years ago. Girl Crush had a collage of Lit womens tits.
We could recreate a picture of @Justadesperatewifeandmom ‘s boobs with pictures of everyone else’s boobs or @Rapharider dick with other dicks.

Maybe switch it up and make a boob pic out of dicks and a dick pic out of boobs
 
This thought has been the highlight of my day 🤣
I still have that girl crush picture somewhere. Tink did it. Tolyk was going to do the male version but I'm not sure if he just didn't get enough guys coming forward or wasn't able to do it for some reason.
 
We could recreate a picture of @Justadesperatewifeandmom ‘s boobs with pictures of everyone else’s boobs or @Rapharider dick with other dicks.

Maybe switch it up and make a boob pic out of dicks and a dick pic out of boobs
not exactly sure what is going on, but I am always willing to lend me boobs to a worthy cause. Or really any cause, Hell, use my boobs however you see fit. 🤣
 
I did. He was being shy so he got creative. It was great.
And, if I may just shove my dick knowledge in for one more thrust, I think this is another great tip (<--🤣)

Being a little humble with your dick pic is maybe the way to go. If it’s something that is handed out like Pez on a playground it has no meaning, but a touch of humility and a super hard cock go a long way.
 
And, if I may just shove my dick knowledge in for one more thrust, I think this is another great tip (<--🤣)

Being a little humble with your dick pic is maybe the way to go. If it’s something that is handed out like Pez on a playground it has no meaning, but a touch of humility and a super hard cock go a long way.
100% agree.
Don't get me wrong. I love to look at all the ones posted, but I do love the ones that are taken just for me even more.
 
Pig tails.

A woman puts her hair in those and you know what men think.

My wife, who is a redhead has done this a few times on a whim, and long before I got home so she could think about me wanting to pull on them.
She asked me once what I was thinking of and told her I always wanted to face fuck the Wendy's girl.
I was smart enough to say this after the fact.
 
I still have that girl crush picture somewhere. Tink did it. Tolyk was going to do the male version but I'm not sure if he just didn't get enough guys coming forward or wasn't able to do it for some reason.

We got this. By our powers combined I’m thinking we have 80% of the dicks on lit covered.
 
Pig tails.

A woman puts her hair in those and you know what men think.

My wife, who is a redhead has done this a few times on a whim, and long before I got home so she could think about me wanting to pull on them.
She asked me once what I was thinking of and told her I always wanted to face fuck the Wendy's girl.
I was smart enough to say this after the fact.
I wear them a lot and yes. When I do. I get a lot of attention. I'm still a ribbons and bows kind of person. Just because I am 50 doesn't mean I have to grow up :p
We got this. By our powers combined I’m thinking we have 80% of the dicks on lit covered.
haha "Men of Lit. Lend us your dicks for a Dick collage!!!"
 
Pig tails.

A woman puts her hair in those and you know what men think.

My wife, who is a redhead has done this a few times on a whim, and long before I got home so she could think about me wanting to pull on them.
She asked me once what I was thinking of and told her I always wanted to face fuck the Wendy's girl.
I was smart enough to say this after the fact.
Showing my age, but reading this all I could think about was Pippi Longstocking…

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Sorry to derail…carry on
 
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