🧨 Whoring Tips and Tricks with Trekka ⛓

[Taegul]

How big do you think our vaginas are?

You don't give blowjobs with vaginas, silly! Wow, these lessons are really needed, aren't they?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You don't give blowjobs with vaginas, silly! Wow, these lessons are really needed, aren't they?

Wait, so my queefing during sex doesn't count as a blow job.
That completely ruins all my sexual stats!

 

[Taegul]

Wait, so my queefing during sex doesn't count as a blow job.
That completely ruins all my sexual stats!

I dunno. I didn't see it mentioned in @MrsNaughtyCat 's video lesson. Maybe that was just Blowjob 101 and queefing is covered in Blowjob 120.

I can already see a lot of extra credit and detention in my upcoming education.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Or mouths... My poor jaws..

Well... It was clearly stated, in Danish, that the dildos were bigger than the average penis.

Still.. it is good Sex Ed

I love me some good sex Ed!

 

[Cat]

I dunno. I didn't see it mentioned in @MrsNaughtyCat 's video lesson. Maybe that was just Blowjob 101 and queefing is covered in Blowjob 120.

I can already see a lot of extra credit and detention in my upcoming education.

.... Oh... So much to cover.. you guys really ought to have a Danish VPN

 

[aussiegeekygal]

.... Oh... So much to cover.. you guys really ought to have a Danish VPN

Working on it

 

[jason28053]

Wait, so my queefing during sex doesn't count as a blow job.
That completely ruins all my sexual stats!

For you it will count since you don’t like oral ?

 

[Nevyn_Black]

Wuhuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!

I have this feeling that sex with you would be like ASMR Porn. Tingles in every way, every where.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I have this feeling that sex with you would be like ASMR Porn. Tingles in every way, every where.

I never thought about ASMR porn. Is that a legit thing?
Sensual squelching and the sort?

 

[Nevyn_Black]

I never thought about ASMR porn. Is that a legit thing?
Sensual squelching and the sort?

LOL actually yeah, as it turns out. The problem is for me, that it's two different kinds of tingling. ASMR is slow and soft and soothing, winding the spiral down to rest. Sex is a winding up, coiling the spring tighter and tighter, intensely held tensions boiling juice, ready to burst and release all at once!

But I think out little Ice Princess might just be able to make one spend in total relaxation and release with a sensual glide, a revelry in softness, with her sweet voice coaxing lovingly as her beautiful body tenderly draws out the pleasure to a total surrender of joy.

 

[Taegul]

Wait, so my queefing during sex doesn't count as a blow job.
That completely ruins all my sexual stats!

Notice I didn't ask about farting during anal sex.

Because I'm all classy and shit.

You're welcome, Lit.

 

[Saltfountain]

You’ll be the first to know.



I’m going out on a limb here and raising my hand in favor of the MENSA/manwhore combo.

It’s like a lady on the streets but a freak in the sheets, no?

I'd totally agree with you. There's something really about someone who comes across as demure being slutty as fuck for you. Even if the whole world *knows* they're a total ho

Until...

You suddenly get grief for treating them like a total whore in private, not the mensa member they publicly portray

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://imgur.com/a/bLuIWmf

Well.. like this...

What is she doing at :30? It looks like she‘s going to take a bite out of her chocolate bunny!
These classes should really be performed topless to make it seem more real.

 

[Cat]

What is she doing at :30? It looks like she‘s going to take a bite out of her chocolate bunny!
These classes should really be performed topless to make it seem more real.

Oh... Learning how to lick the base and give different kinds of stimulation - the lady volunteered, as she really dislike giving blowjobs, but wanted to learn other techniques than just: jamming it down the throat.



But there are several other videos.. with very much naked people, talking.. and doing stuff..

Just, you need a Danish VPN

 

[JerseyJade]

Oh... Learning how to pick the base and give different kinds of stimulation - the lady volunteered, as she really dislike giving blowjobs, but wanted to learn other techniques than just: jamming it down the throat.



But there are several other videos.. with very much naked people, talking.. and doing stuff..

Just, you need a Danish VPN

Dislike giving blowjobs? What does that mean?

 

[Cat]

Dislike giving blowjobs? What does that mean?

I know.. it is. . Alien language to me as well

But.. there is a whole episode dedicated to:
The Pussy!

In case anyone where in doubt, and! Women, talking about their pussy (much nakedness to be expected):

https://imgur.com/a/sIsngpa

 

[drobert44]

I know.. it is. . Alien language to me as well

But.. there is a whole episode dedicated to:
The Pussy!

In case anyone where in doubt, and! Women, talking about their pussy (much nakedness to be expected):

https://imgur.com/a/sIsngpa

Heck, we all love pussy!

 

[deft]

I know.. it is. . Alien language to me as well

But.. there is a whole episode dedicated to:
The Pussy!

In case anyone where in doubt, and! Women, talking about their pussy (much nakedness to be expected):

Ermmm... can we spend all day in bed together watching these fascinating, informational and scientific films?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Ermmm... can we spend all day in bed together watching these fascinating, informational and scientific films?

Science is sexy!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It is!!!!

Grabs safety goggles, nitrile gloves and a camera.

Ok, I'm ready to science!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Is this exciting for you? (no judgment if it is)

I'm utterly fascinated. But I have a sneaky domme streak that likes to come out and play for the right person

 

[willlph]

Is this exciting for you? (no judgment if it is)

this looks like some stuff that might go on at Wesleys Boobie Trap!!!!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

We should get into the science of brain chemistry, dopamine cycles and how kinky sex fits in to it all.

I'm feeling itchy for Sex Ed again

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It fascinates and intruiging to me too that some men enjoy being physically dominated. This seems intense. Exploring my dominant side is something I want to do a little bit more.

It doesn't surprise me. I have had some incredible experiences where I've taken a good spanking between my legs. I can imagine it's a similar pleasurable pain for a guy.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Being on the receiving end of pain hasn't been something ive done, but I can see others enjoy it a lot. And maybe I should try broadening my horizons a bit.

Oh, yeah! You can start small and see how you like it. For me, I try to play when I'm aroused. I tend to have a more pleasurable and favorable experience. I go with the flow and if my body feels like it, I lean into it.

One thing that I do caution people on is the coming down period. It can feel uncomfortable and scary. Sometimes it may feel like disgust. It's important to honor that part of kinky sex, too. It's high highs and can be low lows.

Totally worth it, though. It's so much fun

And for those of you who just learnt that the come down is a thing, that's great. Remember to look for it and support your partner after sex. It's a shitty place to exist in alone.