🧨 Whoring Tips and Tricks with Trekka ⛓

Fancy some ... 😉
Why yes, darling I would in fact fancy some. 😄😜❤️
Well... A rim job feels nice, because of all the nerves.. And how the warm, wet and soft tongue plays.. how it slowly soften the muscles and feels.. so foreign.. But oddly good..

And how you suddenly feel the need to.. poke your tongue deeper.. 😇
All this exactly. 😈 Its an erogenous zone. And then you bring in the toys. Plugs, massagers. A pzspot massage is....fuuuuuuuuck. ❤️
 
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Okay.. so.. I was talking with @Trekka and trying to explain why I, as a Dane, could be hard to.. surprise or even impress, at least when it comes to sexual questions or knowledge.

See.. as the Brits got their BBC, we have DR (Denmark's Radio) a state owned radio station, TV station and of course online presence.

What do they do.. lots of news, obviously, teaching material.. TV shows (all those fancy Scandinavian Noir series..) and public service!!

Public service is important, right?
And, it is important to educate the public.. public sex ed.. when you say a.. You ought to say.. b...

So without further delay: Danish public service.. How to do a Rim Job.

(And other articles.. how to measure the cock, so you can buy the right size condom..)

https://www.dr.dk/p3/selv-paa-netfl...an-foeles-det-egentlig-blive-slikket-i-numsen

Buying the right size condom is very. effing. important.

That should be a Public Service Announcement!

Also, Global Rimjob PSA’s, I suspect, would lead to world peace. Problem solved! ✨
 
Buying the right size condom is very. effing. important.

That should be a Public Service Announcement!

Also, Global Rimjob PSA’s, I suspect, would lead to world peace. Problem solved! ✨
Right size condom... Guys, this is for you!! Your pleasure and need.. pay attention 🤩🥰

And Rimjob... Think about.. how much people would relax... 😉
 
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Oh, you are rolling out the full arsenal of fun!!! 😇😇😇
Oh absolutely! You know me. All about the fun 😈❤️
Buying the right size condom is very. effing. important.

That should be a Public Service Announcement!

Also, Global Rimjob PSA’s, I suspect, would lead to world peace. Problem solved! ✨
Oh yes, you gotta have the right size. Don't just buy Magnums and end up tying them off to make them fit. 😜🤣
Right size condom... Guys, this is for you!! Your pleasure and need.. pay attention 🤩🥰

And Rimjob... Think about.. how much people would relax... 😉
Also, and this is just for me, I've learned in recent years that I have a cute butt. A very fun thing to have access to. Just saying. 😜😈❤️
 
I think it’s viable solution to the majority of the world’s most pressing issues.
Loosen up a bit and relax...

Do you feel tense, stressed out.. on the edge?
You need to loosen up a bit and relax!

~ Try a Rimjob!

(Cute Jingle music playing)
 
Don't act like you're a Mensa member in the forums and then act like a man whore behind the scenes. Unless you're able to make it make it sense.
 
I need to know the details... 😇😇😇😇

😘😇😉🤣

You’ll be the first to know. 🔥

Don't act like you're a Mensa member in the forums and then act like a man whore behind the scenes. Unless you're able to make it make it sense.

I’m going out on a limb here and raising my hand in favor of the MENSA/manwhore combo.

It’s like a lady on the streets but a freak in the sheets, no?
 
Don't act like you're a Mensa member in the forums and then act like a man whore behind the scenes. Unless you're able to make it make it sense.
.... I am not sure I get this?

But.. what is this thing "being behind the scenes".. and do I need to care?

Also.. What people do in private.. 🤷🏼‍♀️.. as long as they are honest and upfront.

And... I am particularly fond of a smart manwhore.. that sounds interesting at least! 🤔🤩
 
You’ll be the first to know. 🔥



I’m going out on a limb here and raising my hand in favor of the MENSA/manwhore combo.

It’s like a lady on the streets but a freak in the sheets, no?

IDK. There's a definite disconnect. God forbid you question them about it. Which leads me to believe it's a definite plan to obfuscate. Because they're unable to just be honest.
 
Obfuscation may be a component of whoring around here.
Good point.

This thread is, by name, pro-whoring though.
It’s very whore-positive in here??
It’s a lot of sluts in this thread.
Yep.
There’s a lot of whores afoot in these parts.
Maybe even some obfuscation.
Guilty as charged.

But did everyone cum and have fun? 🥳😁
 
Obfuscation may be a component of whoring around here.
Good point.

This thread is, by name, pro-whoring though.
It’s very whore-positive in here??
It’s a lot of sluts in this thread.
Yep.
There’s a lot of whores afoot in these parts.
Maybe even some obfuscation.
Guilty as charged.

But did everyone cum and have fun? 🥳😁
I'm not sure what your point is here. I would guess most of us haven't cum and had fun 100%. It's easy to be a cum slut. It's harder to expect honesty to try to get on the sane page.
 
I'm not sure what your point is here. I would guess most of us haven't cum and had fun 100%. It's easy to be a cum slut. It's harder to expect honesty to try to get on the sane page.

My point is that the title of this thread is "Whoring Tips and Tricks."

To properly whore about, it's been my personal slut experience that one may need to be discreet, indirect and/or tactfully quiet, at times.

While I advocate for honesty and openness at all times, in all relationships, that value is immaterial here.

What we are talking about here (in a fairly non-serious way, btw) is literally How To Be as Whorish as Possible. We could probably span 50 pages discussing how best to obfuscate.




>>> And @parker77 welcome the fuck back! SQUEALS OF GLEE! :love:
 
Okay.. so.. I was talking with @Trekka and trying to explain why I, as a Dane, could be hard to.. surprise or even impress, at least when it comes to sexual questions or knowledge.

See.. as the Brits got their BBC, we have DR (Denmark's Radio) a state owned radio station, TV station and of course online presence.

What do they do.. lots of news, obviously, teaching material.. TV shows (all those fancy Scandinavian Noir series..) and public service!!

Public service is important, right?
And, it is important to educate the public.. public sex ed.. when you say a.. You ought to say.. b...

So without further delay: Danish public service.. How to do a Rim Job.

(And other articles.. how to measure the cock, so you can buy the right size condom..)

https://www.dr.dk/p3/selv-paa-netfl...an-foeles-det-egentlig-blive-slikket-i-numsen
:ROFLMAO: "Like a snail trying to crawl up your asshole" :ROFLMAO:
 
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