20 Reasons to Celebrate Being Single

[Guest]

#11 did it for me. All very good, my betrothed.

Perdita

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I'd like to add no.16: We're not too embarassed to stop and ask for directions.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

#11 did it for me. All very good, my betrothed.

Perdita

My beats for you, lovely. Among other things....

~lucky

 

[lucky-E-leven]

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace...... The article reads: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before coming to work this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Tia Maria, my Prozac, some Valium, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

Lovey, you only need to finish me now.

Perdita

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Lovey, you only need to finish me now.

Perdita

Well you're the one who insisted on separate flats and when I looked around mine this a.m. you were nowhere to be found. I'll pop over in a bit and handle any and all unfinished business at your flat, I promise. Might want to warn the neighbors, though, I'm not in the mood to deal with the police and noise complaints tonight

~lucky