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Am I wrapped in red bow for you?
It's Christmas, and I want to unwrap all my presents, including you.
Hmm, that bow looks very uncomfortable. I better be a gentleman and remove it for you.Am I wrapped in red bow for you?
Ahem, where’s my present from you?Hmm, that bow looks very uncomfortable. I better be a gentleman and remove it for you.
Sorry! USPS, UPS and FedEx all say they can't ship biological weapons to you.Ahem, where’s my present from you?
Sorry! USPS, UPS and FedEx all say they can't ship biological weapons to you.
Sorry lol.
You don't happen to have firefighting and first aid skills, do you?Hmm, I was wondering why the Post office called. There seems to be a very explosive shipment coming from you
Funnily enough I do. Why do I need to put a fire out in you?You don't happen to have firefighting and first aid skills, do you?
Perrrfect song. I’d like to hear it sung to me by you
You might want to keep the earmuffs on, if I'm honest with you.Perrrfect song. I’d like to hear it sung to me by you
I'm not worried about you laughing, I'm worried that I might terrify you.Don’t worry, I won’t laugh at you.
I would never think that of youI'm not worried about you laughing, I'm worried that I might terrify you.
I could sing for you, but I'd rather perform a duet with you.I would never think that of you
I could sing for you, but I'd rather perform a duet with you.
Ok, I'll play the piano. But the guitar solo? That's all you.Humming a few bars for you...
You want to make music with me, don’t you?Ok, I'll play the piano. But the guitar solo? That's all you.
I think we should start a Lit band, but I'll leave the name of our band up to you.You want to make music with me, don’t you?