A 'Fake' Dom remembers[Humor]

[Colton_White]

What exactly is fun about listening to you whine about a group of people you don't like and have decided to hate simply because they didn't appreciate your attitude towards their lifestyle? I fail to see who besides yourself could possibly appreciate this or find humor in it. It comes across as immature and prejudiced, neither of which really tickle my funny bone, personally.

As a Collared Submissive, she fails to see the real bitter side of BDSM, after all she never had/ have any experience how it is being a newbie dom [male]

she 's a woman so she never had any trouble finding doms/masters no matter she had any xp or not.

but same is not the case with a male. no one gives him chance in BDSM cause he doesn't have any xp, further depriving him of gaining any xp.

anyways, she's just a spokesperson representing the pissed off BDSM hypocrites from the cafe section. She was ordered by her master to come and post in my thread, its not her fault, I don't blame/ curse her.

Emmalee chill down..Have a Happy Sunday.

 

[The_Fractal_King]

You have serious attitude problems Colton. Think about the way you act and then think about being rejected. It's really not all that surprising.

 

[MelancholyBaby]

I didn't find your piece humorous. It screams that it was written by someone who is bitter about being rejected by a group of people he tried to fit in with. I don't think you really understand what BDSM is for some people. Grow up.

Oh, and if no one ever gave you a change to gain XP it is probably due more to your attitude than your lack of XP. This isn't some roleplaying game where you're awarded XP each time you make a kill or complete a quest and you almost make it seem that way.

 

[Colton_White]

You have serious attitude problems Colton. Think about the way you act and then think about being rejected. It's really not all that surprising.

whatever, I've left that lifestyle long time ago.

besides

1. I'm not going to retry it
2. Whatever happened is past, I'm a changed man now.
3. I'm bored so in case you want to kill your time with me, you're most welcome to talk, but don't give me any advices about why I failed in BDSM part.

see, I'm a friendly person

 

[Colton_White]

I didn't find your piece humorous.

That's not true

Looks like you've not read the full thread and other posts ,
let me copy paste other people's opinions:-

I did find the "I also came to know . . ." section amusing.

Funny as hell and so true! Thanks for the laugh tonight!

Heh well that was kinda funny,Interesting point of view your writing from

I think it could probably be quite a funny story if told properly.

Pay no attention to Jenny J or anyone else trying to damper your enthusiasm.

 

[The_Fractal_King]

That's not true

Looks like you've not read the full thread and other posts ,
let me copy paste other people's opinions:-

Wait, how do their opinions alter hers?

 

[Colton_White]

Wait, how do their opinions alter hers?

She alleged that my story is not funny
so I showed her that other people did find some humor in it

 

[MelancholyBaby]

I said "I didn't find your piece humorous." I. Me. My opinion, not influenced by the opinions of others.

And if you are truly a changed man you wouldn't still be spewing BDSM hate disguised as humor, would you?

 

[The_Fractal_King]

She alleged that my story is not funny
so I showed her that other people did find some humor in it

Did you read what she said?

"I didn't find your piece humorous."

You even took the time to increase the font size. She was not refering to general consensus in at all. Why do you generalize and make assumptions without and then get angry about how people react? It's insane.

 

[Colton_White]

I said "I didn't find your piece humorous." I. Me. My opinion, not influenced by the opinions of others.

And if you are truly a changed man you wouldn't still be spewing BDSM hate disguised as humor, would you?

yes I'm a changed man, that's why I don't talk in third person philosophical trash anymore,
neither do i respect any of the dom/master/etc. people neither I call them sir/ma'am etc.

and etc.

i wrote this story when i was bored and in bad mood.
but i tried my best to make it funny,

i tried my best, nice, smooth efforts to get myself in BDSM too, but it didn't work out for me, so i hate bdsm.
i don't hate u or anyone else in this thread, its not the individuals that i hate, its the faceless snub population of bdsm that made it impossible for me to continue in there.

 

[Colton_White]

Did you read what she said?

"I didn't find your piece humorous."

You even took the time to increase the font size. She was not refering to general consensus in at all. Why do you generalize and make assumptions without and then get angry about how people react? It's insane.

i'm not reacting angrily,
i'm using same tone they're using with me.

i've not generalized,

i'm not saying that everyone is bad in bdsm.

but I'm not interested anymore in talking abt the good people in BDSM.

 

[Colton_White]

I didn't find your piece humorous. It screams that it was written by someone who is bitter about being rejected by a group of people he tried to fit in with. I don't think you really understand what BDSM is for some people. Grow up.

Yes I've grown up, and left the quest.

Oh, and if no one ever gave you a change to gain XP it is probably due more to your attitude than your lack of XP. This isn't some roleplaying game where you're awarded XP each time you make a kill or complete a quest and you almost make it seem that way.

Its not me the 'xp concious guy' its them ..they've fetish for 'doms with xp'

1. they don't consider my xp of reading the threads and messege boards for 6-8 months.

2. they claim the xp is about 'doing the thing'

3. as i said no one gave me the chance then how the hell can I gain xp by 'doing it?' by wanking thinking abt bdsm?

its not me, but they..they take it some sort of game / job where experiance is given more preference than the size of your brain/dick/tongue.

[size=+1] Does ‘TONGUE’ size really matter? [/size][mockery of 'size related threads' in How to Section!]

 

[Emmalee]

anyways, she's just a spokesperson representing the pissed off BDSM hypocrites from the cafe section. She was ordered by her master to come and post in my thread, its not her fault, I don't blame/ curse her.

I realize that this a waste of breath on my part but you don't really know what she thinks or what she may have experienced. I've certainly seen some funny and misguided things in this lifestyle, particularly on boards. But I don't see any of them presented in a humorous way in your piece.

Also, I came into this thread to challenge your written piece, not you as a person. Challenging my identity as a submissive has nothing to do with the topic at hand and was uncalled for. Although I am a submissive please let me be clear that I speak for myself and have retained all of my own personality and opinions. I don't need anyone from the BDSM board or my partner to tell me that your writing was childish and your point of view very skewed.

Enjoy your Sunday and your delusions.

 

[nuctech69]

me

Want to talk a bit?

 

[nuctech69]

hey there

You there? Want to talk a bit?

 

[nuctech69]

hey there

This is new to me....are you there? Talk to me at yahoo messenger...nuctech69

 

[The_Fractal_King]

i'm not reacting angrily,

Yes you are. You have the mentality of an eight year old. The piece you wrote was born entirely from that fact that you were unable to deal with rejection (by your own testimony). Out of anger you typed up your list of gripes and pretended they were meant to be funny.

i'm using same tone they're using with me.

Everyone in this thread seems to have (initially) tried to explain why your words are so offensive. Your responses have largely been to attack others.

The tone is completely different.

i've not generalized,

You disregarded the opinion of another poster because she's a submissive (clearly assuming that submissives never have a voice of their own). Generalization.

You stated that in "the BDSM lifestyle" there are no opportunities for a new dom. Generalization.

You implied that various things (which you refered to as "pervert stuff" which is disgustingly offensive in its own right) must be enjoyed in order to participate in BDSM. Generalization.

You stated that all women interesting in BDSM can easily find an appropriate partner. Generalization.

i'm not saying that everyone is bad in bdsm.

but I'm not interested anymore in talking abt the good people in BDSM.

And yet you claim not be immature.

 

[nuctech69]

Hello?

 

[The_Fractal_King]

Hello.

Me Fractal. Me say hi.

 

[nuctech69]

I am confused...talk to me on yahoo messenger...at nuctech69....

 

[Colton_White]

I am confused...talk to me on yahoo messenger...at nuctech69....

Why are you confused and

whom are you talking to?

Me [Colton]
Fractual King
Emmalee?
or someone else?
whom do you want to talk? and what do you want to talk?

besides you have Private Messeging functions off?
and you joined on 30th March only posted in my thread?

I seriously suspect that you're Alt. of some one?
[sorry if I'm wrong.] so please elaborate yourself what you're saying.

thanks

 

[Colton_White]

I've certainly seen some funny and misguided things in this lifestyle, particularly on boards. and I do see all of them presented in a humorous way in your piece.

ok thanks for sharing.

Also, I came into this thread to challenge your written piece, not you as a person.

ok I'm sorry for my personal attacks on you.

Enjoy your Sunday and your right belief.

Thanks a lot!! You too Have a nice Time

 

[Colton_White]

Yes you are. You have the mentality of an twenty eight year old. The piece you wrote was born entirely from that fact that you were able to deal with rejection (by your own testimony). you typed up your list of gripes and they were funny.

Thanks a lot, I knew you'll understand what type of person I'm

Everyone in this thread seems to have (initially) tried to explain why your words are so offensive. Your responses have largely been to attack others.

they made some really false accusitions. esp. that my piece is not at all funny,
I admit, its not lot funny, but there is atleast some humor in it, that's why I talked to them in such manner, I know it wasn't very good part on my side.

You disregarded the opinion of another poster because she's a submissive (clearly assuming that submissives never have a voice of their own).

nope, she made some really false accusation. esp. that my piece is not at all funny,

You stated that in "the BDSM lifestyle" there are no opportunities for a new dom.

Generalization. cause its true in 99% cases.

You implied that various things (which you refered to as "pervert stuff" which is disgustingly offensive in its own right) must be enjoyed in order to participate in BDSM.

Generalization. what is pervert is pervert.

You stated that all women interesting in BDSM can easily find an appropriate partner.

Generalization. cause there are more males than females online in BDSM.

And yet you claim not be immature.

I'm mature enough.

why do you people taking the story so seriously? I mean its just humor story, read and forget. Why are you taking it so seriously.?

 

[manyeyedhydra]

Looks like you've not read the full thread and other posts ,
let me copy paste other people's opinions:-

Hi, please don't quote me out of context

The story could be funny. You've fallen into a bit of a trap with the bitter, rancorous tone. If you're aiming for humour this only works if it's directed inwards at the person making the rant. (John Cleese's character in Fawlty Towers being a classic example). When it's directed outwards towards another group it comes across as nasty. I know some comedians work from this premise, but it's never impressed me.

You shouldn't aim to alienate the whole BDSM community. I'm sure there are plenty in there who would identify with some of the examples you raised and find it funny, but trying to generalise it to say it's everyone is going to piss off people who would otherwise find it funny.

You should also get out of the habit of switching fonts and using bold. I know you're trying to give emphasis, but it's lazy. If you really want to write you should be able to do this through plain text anyway.

I'll say again that I think you have a good idea, but you need to dampen some of the hostility and think about the execution.

 

[GratefulFred]

Colton just write for yourself and if you want to win your point in any discussion you best be witty with your responses.

No one dares try and blast my stuff away in a post unless they are looking to get their funny bone tickled. I'd match witts with anyone.

Better to have a few fans who dig your stuff than trying to appease the masses.

Writing humor of any type is a noble goal worth pursuing.