A few of my favorite things....

monique1971 said:
I am curious; what does this mean?

You know when someone talks about Richard Gere shoving a gerbil up his ass? Same thing, only guinea pigs do it with pieces of popcorn.
 
Ekserb said:
You know when someone talks about Richard Gere shoving a gerbil up his ass? Same thing, only guinea pigs do it with pieces of popcorn.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
 
monique1971 said:
I am curious; what does this mean?

lol actually the answer has nothing to do with Richard Gere or gerbils *tries to get the image out of my mind* When g.pigs get really happy or excited they jump and simultaneously do a twitchy thing.

That's popcorning (and it's adorable :) )
 
AtFirstSight said:
lol actually the answer has nothing to do with Richard Gere or gerbils *tries to get the image out of my mind* When g.pigs get really happy or excited they jump and simultaneously do a twitchy thing.

That's popcorning (and it's adorable :) )

Really!? Now that does sound adorable! I like g.pigs.

Ekserb said:
She goes right to the bottom of the category. Bold.

That's my girl. ;)
 
Psychological Wonderments

I was just wondering...are our Favorite Things just going to be the reverse of all our pet peeves? 'Cause we could just tell people to read the Pet Peeves thread and imagine the polar opposite, thereby realizing what we would love.

Or, am I just trying to find every excuse I can to swing back to the pet peeves, and therefore, bitch about everything?

Eh, whatever. It's all about sex anyway.
 
bluebell7 said:
I was just wondering...are our Favorite Things just going to be the reverse of all our pet peeves? 'Cause we could just tell people to read the Pet Peeves thread and imagine the polar opposite, thereby realizing what we would love.

Or, am I just trying to find every excuse I can to swing back to the pet peeves, and therefore, bitch about everything?

Eh, whatever. It's all about sex anyway.

It's about time!

I actually thought of calling this thread "The Opposite of Pet Peeves," but that was too obvious. It took this long for someone to figure out my plan.

Figures it was bluebell. (I'm sure someone else figured it out, but she's the only one to say it out loud.)
 
Snackboxes

Ekserb said:
It's about time!

I actually thought of calling this thread "The Opposite of Pet Peeves," but that was too obvious. It took this long for someone to figure out my plan.

Figures it was bluebell. (I'm sure someone else figured it out, but she's the only one to say it out loud.)
Yeah, it only took two pages. That's probably, like, three degrees away from Dipshit.

And you have a plan for everything. Life is just one big game of Risk for you.
Thankfully I've been taking notes.
 
bluebell7 said:
Yeah, it only took two pages. That's probably, like, three degrees away from Dipshit.

And you have a plan for everything. Life is just one big game of Risk for you.
Thankfully I've been taking notes.

Oh ... my ... GOD! We used to play Risk during the downtime in the Army. I was the guy who would play normally until I felt slighted by one of the other players, then I would do whatever it took to destroy that opponent. It usually resulted in my untimely demise, but not before that cocksucker was utterly wiped out.

Good times.
 
How dare you bring George Bush's political aims to light on a sex forum!

Ekserb said:
Oh ... my ... GOD! We used to play Risk during the downtime in the Army. I was the guy who would play normally until I felt slighted by one of the other players, then I would do whatever it took to destroy that opponent. It usually resulted in my untimely demise, but not before that cocksucker was utterly wiped out.

Good times.
Yeah, that sounds like you.
<makes mental note> Never play Risk with Ekserb unless you're on the same team.
 
bluebell7 said:
Yeah, that sounds like you.
<makes mental note> Never play Risk with Ekserb unless you're on the same team.

Team? TEAM?!? Every man for himself, baby! I don't know what kind of pansy-ass version you play, but where I come from it's winner take all!

Pfff! Kids.
 
I have never played Risk. In fact -- here is an odd thing-- I have never played a game of Monopoly.

Am I from space, or something? What's wrong with me?
 
AtFirstSight said:
Being at the top of the John Hancock building at night and looking out over Lake Michigan.
Excellent one, AFS. I love that view both during the day and at night. Much better than the Sears Tower.
 
monique1971 said:
I have never played Risk. In fact -- here is an odd thing-- I have never played a game of Monopoly.

Am I from space, or something? What's wrong with me?
I am so very disappointed right now. ;) I really liked Monopoly as a kid, but haven't played in at least a decade.
 
I love to look at my yard and see all of the blooms in the places I planted them... and the smell of freshly mowed grass or hay
 
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Ekserb said:
Team? TEAM?!? Every man for himself, baby! I don't know what kind of pansy-ass version you play, but where I come from it's winner take all!

Pfff! Kids.
This from the man who hates the "Army of One" slogan newly adopted by the American Armed Forces?

Pfff! Playboys.
 
It's just weird. But that's okay because it's also an epidemic.

monique1971 said:
I have never played Risk. In fact -- here is an odd thing-- I have never played a game of Monopoly.

Am I from space, or something? What's wrong with me?
I've been finding out recently that there are just gigantic gaps in people's "common" experiences.
I didn't see Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, or The Sound of Music until I was in college.
I have friends who are in their late twenties who don't know what "NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!" means.

Your Monopoly experience is yet another cultural casualty, Mo.
And that's okay because:
1) Monopoly is long and boring anyway.
2) You know and love Candyland. Candyland kicks Monopoly's ass.
 
bluebell7 said:
I've been finding out recently that there are just gigantic gaps in people's "common" experiences.
I didn't see Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, or The Sound of Music until I was in college.

And of course, when you did see them, the extreme weirdness of them must have immediately impressed itself on you. Whereas I, having grown up with these things, only realized comparatively recently that they are seriously wacked out.

How could someone not know about the WIRE HANGERS?

bluebell7 said:
Your Monopoly experience is yet another cultural casualty, Mo.
And that's okay because:
1) Monopoly is long and boring anyway.
2) You know and love Candyland. Candyland kicks Monopoly's ass.

I mourned when they redesigned the game. It's so not the same.
 
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