A place to rant

Okay, so I have a rant today.

I've received a couple of nice, thoughtful PMs today from people I had not PMed with before. Those are always welcome, even when I'm not the best at responding. But then I received one from a fucking idiot. Here is the message:

"You post a lot about fucking your husband and sucking his dick, but then you post in the lezzie threads too. Which is it? Are you a dyke or a slut?"

That's it. That's the message. Of course, I did not respond. But... I didn't want to let this go, either. So, here it goes...

What the fuck, asshole? You've heard of bisexual, right? My bio says that's what I am. And even though I am married to a man, I have a girlfriend too. Moreover, I think theses days, other than my husband, I am more attracted to women than men. And quite frankly, men like you are probably part of the reason. Oh, and what the fuck response did you hope for? What's your endgame in sending me such a fucking stupid message? :mad:

Okay... rant over... probably. :cautious:
he sounds like a complete moron.
 
Okay, so I have a rant today.

I've received a couple of nice, thoughtful PMs today from people I had not PMed with before. Those are always welcome, even when I'm not the best at responding. But then I received one from a fucking idiot. Here is the message:

"You post a lot about fucking your husband and sucking his dick, but then you post in the lezzie threads too. Which is it? Are you a dyke or a slut?"

That's it. That's the message. Of course, I did not respond. But... I didn't want to let this go, either. So, here it goes...

What the fuck, asshole? You've heard of bisexual, right? My bio says that's what I am. And even though I am married to a man, I have a girlfriend too. Moreover, I think theses days, other than my husband, I am more attracted to women than men. And quite frankly, men like you are probably part of the reason. Oh, and what the fuck response did you hope for? What's your endgame in sending me such a fucking stupid message? :mad:

Okay... rant over... probably. :cautious:
You are definitely one of the better members I enjoy reading your responses and would not mind to explore more through pm if your ever available.
 
Okay, so I have a rant today.

I've received a couple of nice, thoughtful PMs today from people I had not PMed with before. Those are always welcome, even when I'm not the best at responding. But then I received one from a fucking idiot. Here is the message:

"You post a lot about fucking your husband and sucking his dick, but then you post in the lezzie threads too. Which is it? Are you a dyke or a slut?"

That's it. That's the message. Of course, I did not respond. But... I didn't want to let this go, either. So, here it goes...

What the fuck, asshole? You've heard of bisexual, right? My bio says that's what I am. And even though I am married to a man, I have a girlfriend too. Moreover, I think theses days, other than my husband, I am more attracted to women than men. And quite frankly, men like you are probably part of the reason. Oh, and what the fuck response did you hope for? What's your endgame in sending me such a fucking stupid message? :mad:

Okay... rant over... probably. :cautious:
What a dick

Ppl need to share these assholes' usernames

Mostly for gossip purposes 😁
 
Okay, so I have a rant today.

I've received a couple of nice, thoughtful PMs today from people I had not PMed with before. Those are always welcome, even when I'm not the best at responding. But then I received one from a fucking idiot. Here is the message:

"You post a lot about fucking your husband and sucking his dick, but then you post in the lezzie threads too. Which is it? Are you a dyke or a slut?"

That's it. That's the message. Of course, I did not respond. But... I didn't want to let this go, either. So, here it goes...

What the fuck, asshole? You've heard of bisexual, right? My bio says that's what I am. And even though I am married to a man, I have a girlfriend too. Moreover, I think theses days, other than my husband, I am more attracted to women than men. And quite frankly, men like you are probably part of the reason. Oh, and what the fuck response did you hope for? What's your endgame in sending me such a fucking stupid message? :mad:

Okay... rant over... probably. :cautious:
What a waste of human flesh this prick is.
 
Okay, so I have a rant today.

I've received a couple of nice, thoughtful PMs today from people I had not PMed with before. Those are always welcome, even when I'm not the best at responding. But then I received one from a fucking idiot. Here is the message:

"You post a lot about fucking your husband and sucking his dick, but then you post in the lezzie threads too. Which is it? Are you a dyke or a slut?"

That's it. That's the message. Of course, I did not respond. But... I didn't want to let this go, either. So, here it goes...

What the fuck, asshole? You've heard of bisexual, right? My bio says that's what I am. And even though I am married to a man, I have a girlfriend too. Moreover, I think theses days, other than my husband, I am more attracted to women than men. And quite frankly, men like you are probably part of the reason. Oh, and what the fuck response did you hope for? What's your endgame in sending me such a fucking stupid message? :mad:

Okay... rant over... probably. :cautious:
Sorry that happened to you. 🥺. Unfortunately there are some real d-bags out there.
 
I bought a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, one of my favorite cereals and was giddy with the anticipation of eating it straight from the box. To my horror, the cinnamon/sugar combination, which should be a guarantee of instant diabetes, was almost non-existent. I could have been eating a box of dry, flavorless Cheerio’s or a handful of dust. The disappointment is real. Nothing brings home the reality of a company and their greedy cost cutting as clearly as licking it off your own fingers. I hope each of their ceo’s wrecks their Porsche and it’s a total loss.
 
Some ladies enjoy causing erections and leaving and maybe teasing. Blue balls that's their kink, blue balls!
 
I bought a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, one of my favorite cereals and was giddy with the anticipation of eating it straight from the box. To my horror, the cinnamon/sugar combination, which should be a guarantee of instant diabetes, was almost non-existent. I could have been eating a box of dry, flavorless Cheerio’s or a handful of dust. The disappointment is real. Nothing brings home the reality of a company and their greedy cost cutting as clearly as licking it off your own fingers. I hope each of their ceo’s wrecks their Porsche and it’s a total loss.
I just went through the same issue with a box of Frosted Flakes. No fucking frosting at all! If I wanted Corn Flakes, I would have bought corn flakes.

I hope this is not more than a terribly tragic coincidence...
 
I just went through the same issue with a box of Frosted Flakes. No fucking frosting at all! If I wanted Corn Flakes, I would have bought corn flakes.

I hope this is not more than a terribly tragic coincidence...
My heart sinks on this news. I’ll have to try a box of Reeses to see what else has been affected. If they have touched the chocolate cereals, then I’m afraid it’s game over. What’s next? Puffy Cheetos? This madness needs to end.
 
My neighbors son hit my car. I dropped mine to be repaired but my neighbors insurance needs to send an adjuster to approve the claim. Ok. I called the insurance company annd gave them a two days heads up for when I was dropping my car. THIS WAS TWO WEEKS AGO and the fucking adjuster has not seen my car to approve the charges. My parts are in...or they were in...but this piece of shit insurance company (State Farm) has "left messages" to schedule. WTF! Use fucking email! omg...AND i have a TESLA....my rental...isnt a TESLA. I put $100.00 in the tank. FUCK THIS!!!
 
Why do men send messages as if they are answering a want ad?

“Swm, age, what I like, what I do, what I’m looking for”

Not only do I not read these, but I get annoyed at the 5 seconds they took to copy and paste is less than the 8 seconds I have to take to politely decline, then click the fake delete. Do men here really believe women are revolving doors just waiting for the right guy to walk in? Maybe some women are and that is great, but it’s annoying when you think any woman who pops up on your radar is. I’d better not post this and find another useless piece of garbage mail in my box. I’ll have to stop being polite.
 
Typical, boring and a waste of time

Hi Sub - I’m “annoying” , 35 MWM, long time story reader at Lit looking for chat to build a connection and maybe some fun.

A little about me: I’m a part time Reservist military officer, full time consultant. I enjoy reading, biking, camping & hiking, grilling, working with my hands, and sailing whenever I get the chance. A few of my favorite threads & stories in the forums are cocksuckers, mild BDSM, lingerie, natural tits, age gap, breeding, and occasional girl-on-girl. What about you?
 
First off. I like cats ok? Our household supports three. That being said...I HATE one of them. And I am so over it living here. I want to $G^*JG!!!!! The mess, the gross, Please Coyote God...take him away!!
 
Love this thread! My Rant today. The women in my life are kill’n me.

My mom. Mid 80’s. Thinks she can climb ladders and do yard work like she’s 25. Go over today to help knock down an old trellis. I didn’t get there fast enough so she’s out with a 15lb sledgehammer trying to swing! I scream from across the yard as she’s already in PT for a bad back due to overdoing it in the yard! AHHHHHHHH😫

My wife. Her lack of desire is well documented (probably too much) on these forums. Had the kids at Grandma’s last night after we went over to help with other yard work. Had the place to ourselves. Had visions of a hot night of luv’n. She waits till 7 to go to the gym, then goes to the market, then drops by our favorite Mex joint to bring some chow home…at 11. Plays on her F‘n phone till after 1. I throw in the towel. No luv for HDH😡

My Boss. Love her. Everybody has a stressful job, right? She’s great, she’s just try’n to kill me.😅. OK she’s not that bad!
 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rant over
 
I went 4 months with nothing! Then last month hit hard! And now here I am again. Mother nature needs to get her shit straight. I got a date with a hot tub this week you silly cow!!! UGH!
 
Not exactly a rant, but I do wish more people would try their hand at writing. Amazingly there is a thread

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/writing-challenge.1570921/page-3

You don’t have to write anything sexual. I prefer horror myself. The pictures this week have me stumped so I’d like to read some ideas others have and get juices flowing.

Thanks for posting this link to thread! I write bits and pieces, mainly off site stuff … writing is a much needed outlet!

Rants? I have plenty!
 
Not only is my anus sore (and it's my fault because I wanted anal), but my first real period in years started about twenty minutes into the school day! 😳😡😭

I went off Depo-Provera a few months back because we want to start trying for another kiddo. On Depo, my periods vary between a tiny bit of flow to nothing other than feeling a bit off for a couple of days. But it must be out of my system, because there is nothing light about what is happening right now. 😳 I had to borrow a few pads from coworkers. Now I'm looking forward to the cramps that I know are coming (the ones I don't get when I'm on Depo).

Oh, and our vice principal announced he's leaving at the end of the school year (next week). He's an ass, and we butted heads a lot, but he was also the inspiration for the character in my story on here. I don't believe I'm saying this, but I'm going to miss him. On the other hand, maybe I will be able to finish the follow up to my story. I started it, but realized that I couldn't do it while seeing him everyday because it just felt weird. 🙄
 
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Not only is my anus sore (and it's my fault because I wanted anal), but my first real period in years started about twenty minutes into the school day! 😳😡😭

I went off Depo-Provera a few months back because we want to start trying for another kiddo. On Depo, my periods vary between a tiny bit of flow to nothing other than feeling a bit off for a couple of days. But it must be out of my system, because there is nothing light about what is happening right now. 😳 I had to borrow a few pads from coworkers. Now I'm looking forward to the cramps that I know are coming (the ones I don't get when I'm on Depo).

Oh, and our vice principal announced he's leaving at the end of the school year (next week). He's an ass, and we butted heads a lot, but he was also the inspiration for the character in my story on here. I don't believe I'm saying this, but I'm going to miss him. On the other hand, maybe I will be able to finish the follow up to my story. I started it, but realized that I couldn't do it while seeing him everyday because it just felt weird. 🙄
Of course you will miss him, your vice principal, Jenni, his manly scent, the hardening of your nipples when you feel his eyes on your chest, your moistening when you hear his voice. It's a great story, 5 🌟! You will miss him terribly, and the thought that what you fantasized about in such juicy details (and so often?) will never happen, the orgasms you could have had, spiced with some feeling of guilt, that thought will make you a little sad. Or has it happened, in the mean time? Or will you let it happen, on one of his last days? You have imagined it could... Haven't you?

Maybe this is the right time to get off Depo, then, it won't be his - good luck trying, that will be a happy kiddo 🌹🌹🌹

Go write your next story!
 
Of course you will miss him, your vice principal, Jenni, his manly scent, the hardening of your nipples when you feel his eyes on your chest, your moistening when you hear his voice. It's a great story, 5 🌟! You will miss him terribly, and the thought that what you fantasized about in such juicy details (and so often?) will never happen, the orgasms you could have had, spiced with some feeling of guilt, that thought will make you a little sad. Or has it happened, in the mean time? Or will you let it happen, on one of his last days? You have imagined it could... Haven't you?

Maybe this is the right time to get off Depo, then, it won't be his - good luck trying, that will be a happy kiddo 🌹🌹🌹

Go write your next story!
I have not been able to fantasize about much of anything to do with the vice principal after writing that story. It's just too weird. And that's also a 'no' to anything already happening or going to happen in RL (which is something I would only actually do with Hubby's okay, and I've not even broached that issue with him... yet). But once I'm not seeing the real vice principal every workday, I'm hoping to get back to the story with the fictional one. 🙄
 
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