Ahhh those lovely,"I am your Master" emails...

[morninggirl5]

lol, this is my longest thread ever.



btw ~ I am still getting those messages.

they're like fire ants, just when you think you've gotten rid of all of them, a new hill pops up on the other side of the yard

 

[morninggirl5]

Ok maybe i should feel bad, but i don't.


I just answered an e-mail from an Auburn STUDENT (i.e. 22 year old) with two words -

ROOOOOOLLLLLLL TTTIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDEEEEEE!!!

I hope his reading comprehension extends far enough that he gets that go away message.

 

[TNRkitect2b]

Ok maybe i should feel bad, but i don't.


I just answered an e-mail from an Auburn STUDENT (i.e. 22 year old) with two words -

ROOOOOOLLLLLLL TTTIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDEEEEEE!!!

I hope his reading comprehension extends far enough that he gets that go away message.

LOL! I don't know... Auburn is a cow college....

 

[Krinaia]

latest addition

... a lit newbie just sent me a little tid bit...

mostly a proposal of what he would do to me, ending it with a juanty "ever done this? shall i continue??"

 

[Krinaia]

this one tops the cake

... first off, it was in ALL CAPS... the guy was of course, a millionaire - having been a "dealer" of the "sweet leaf" and having "cleaned" up his money...

oh and the requirements of me becoming his sex slave? that i have a round ass and be willing to become a vegan.


UHM, THANKS BUT NO.

 

[FungiUg]

A vegan? My goodness, such terrible requirements from this potential online Master.

 

[Krinaia]

A vegan? My goodness, such terrible requirements from this potential online Master.

It's a good reminder of why I should continue to keep you as my online master and oh yah, how incredibly easy you are to bend to my whims... we're eating red meat this weekend aren't we my pretty?

 

[FungiUg]

Only if you let me play with your ring!

 

[Saint_Sinner]

A millionare reformed drug dealer! how could you pass that up? You know his trailer..I mean mansion had to be PIMP.

 

[Krinaia]

A millionare reformed drug dealer! how could you pass that up? You know his trailer..I mean mansion had to be PIMP.

probably because i've met this really cool guy i'm interested in

 

[MystiqDrgn]

Wonderful thread. I have gotten those wonderfully inviting e-mails. One wouldn't leave me alone so I had no recourse but to respond with "I have forwarded your e-mail to the FBI as a sexual predator". Funny, he never e-mailed again. Fickle?

Mayhaps.


I am thankful I have an online/offline Master.


~A~

 

[TNRkitect2b]

bump... the trolls are out again on the Personals boards

 

[catalina_francisco]

ANother oldie, but goodie bump...

 

[faeriefire]

fun thread

I've been laughing for maybe 10 minutes reading through this thread...awesome! I've been on the boards maybe 5?6? days now and post a little here and there, read a bit but no pics or ads out or anthing. Still managed to get a bozo pm. Granted I'm new, but are there really people who respond to orders from complete strangers? It eeks of desperation on both sides. The gent who thought sex talk on a first pm received a polite no thank you and a suggestion to try a more respectful approach with any future msgs. Not sure he deserved a response, but never know...could be a potentially nice guy w/o a clue. Funny tho all the same. I kinda sympathize with his future pm victims

 

[SweetGigi]

.... I kinda sympathize with his future pm victims

never sympathize with the weak or pitiful. Only take advantage of their nature. (jk)

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Ummm... is there a way to transplant this into the ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received thread?

 

[catalina_francisco]

Ummm... is there a way to transplant this into the ASSHAT AWARDS: Best of the Worst PMs and Emails Received thread?

Could link it there I guess.

Catalina