Ahhh those lovely,"I am your Master" emails...

someone just told me this new av should get me all sorts of unwarranted "i am your master" emails, especially if i post outside this forum... perhaps I should test that theory and let you guys know how it went


it could be an experiment
 
Isn't Master Email a wierd name? Who would name their son Email?
 
SkylineBlue said:
its a skyline of miami

Well, my only excuse is that I was distracted by the magnificent mammary... okay, and I've never been to Miami.
 
I dunno, sounds Yiddish.

Email, Eijah, and Eugine


triplets from Wyoming
 
That was a good one, I made fun of a lot of people in that last post, I think this smart ass little sub with what did you call it... a magnificent mammary... is well, asking for a spanking
 
Subs don't ask. Subs beg!

Ooops, slipping back into the real me there for a second!
 
lol.... I can beg when it's called for. Usually it involves groaning, gasping, and and crying "please" over and over.


and it would be wrong if people thought i could not be serious, unlike the wretched flirt i show here
 
Have only had a couple of Master emails but i really seem to attract the "on your knees slut and suck my ...etc... i just reply "hold on Sir let me get the tweezers and magnifying glass.....Found it!!!....ooops that's a tic ...shall i try again Sir? " for some reason this tends to get me a "you aren't very submissive reply" my answer of it takes more than a dick and a nick to make you a Dom doesn't usually go down well either... guess its a good thing i am owned...hi all new to the group i am lol got a poem wandering out there in erotic poetry somewhere
rose
 
somehow that thought of tweezers tends to be an accurate statement if you have no clue about that anatomy.

If they don't like the remark then show some backbone and prove it otherwise.... just my opinion.
 
Well, I did it! I sent someone an "I am your Master" message!

Thank you all for encouraging me. I feel justifiably proud of myself now. :p
 
FungiUg said:
Well, I did it! I sent someone an "I am your Master" message!

Thank you all for encouraging me. I feel justifiably proud of myself now. :p


As you should, I was awed. I feel so proud. Does this make as offically a couple? Can I wear your collar proudly? Should I be naked right now?
 
SkylineBlue said:
As you should, I was awed. I feel so proud. Does this make as offically a couple? Can I wear your collar proudly? Should I be naked right now?

Huh? You mean I have to do more than just send a message? Oh no! No one told me that! :devil:
 
FungiUg said:
Huh? You mean I have to do more than just send a message? Oh no! No one told me that! :devil:


<taps foot impatiently>


someone please teach this man
 
Grins wickedly and dances round the room singing "I'm evil, I'm evil..." :devil:
 
FungiUg said:
Grins wickedly and dances round the room singing "I'm evil, I'm evil..." :devil:


dances around singing "I'm evil-er, I'm evil-er.."

I'm not really evil-er, despite what the wench at work said..
 
Just got a new email:

Second reply from this guy:

*1 - he called me baby girl - which gives me the shivers - bad memories involving a white trash whore roommate and her inconsiderate white trash boyfriend and me putting my hand in a used condom in the shower

*2 - and i quote: "i want to know any and everything about you
so i cant wait to hear from you"




Should i be scared?
 
A lot of Doms will use a diminutive form for a submissive. I tend to use "little girl" for example. It's a way of using language to help inspire the relative feelings of helplessness and ownership.

As for the second... well, if he's anything like me, I like to get inside a submissive's mind, and will ask sorts of questions to do so, including her environment, family, fiends, career, sexual response, fantasies...

Of course, it does depend on HOW the questions are asked. But in the end... I'd say trust your instrincts. They are almost always correct, because we subconciously notice a great deal more than we do conciously.
 
FungiUg said:
A lot of Doms will use a diminutive form for a submissive. I tend to use "little girl" for example. It's a way of using language to help inspire the relative feelings of helplessness and ownership.

As for the second... well, if he's anything like me, I like to get inside a submissive's mind, and will ask sorts of questions to do so, including her environment, family, fiends, career, sexual response, fantasies...

Of course, it does depend on HOW the questions are asked. But in the end... I'd say trust your instrincts. They are almost always correct, because we subconciously notice a great deal more than we do conciously.

I have noticed your use of addressing me and others as "little girl" but that makes me smile, it doesn't bring up horrid memories of the world's worst roommate, coming into my room after work my ass off all day to have to listen to the white trash have soft core phone sex with her deaf as a doorknob boyfriend. what? what? yes baby, yes, yes yes, uh huh, yes, giggle giggle, yes, huh? huh?

GODDAMM GET HEARING AIDS AND DO NOT HAVE PHONE SEX WHILE I AM TRYING TO SLEEP AND DO NOT INCOURAGE THE BASTARD TO CALL AND WAKE YOU UP AT FOUR FUCKING O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING JUST BECAUSE HE GOT OFF HIS SHIFT AND YOU HAVEN:T HEARD HIS REDNECK ASS IN FIVE HOURS!!!

okay, so i'm still pissed about her. and i'm not sure how i would have reacted to this particular email if he had used another term than baby girl. i literally cringed.... how should i proceed?
 
My opinion?

Tell *him* how you reacted, and why... and then see how he responds. He did say he wanted to know all about you. And that will tell you a LOT about him!
 
Good idea. I'll give it a try. Keep you guys updated too on how the latest "i am your master" email went ;)
 
SkylineBlue said:
yah
time to change it back
lol
Darn, missed the tits.

If I asked nicely, would you put your av back up and leave it there?

What about if I ordered you to do it?
 
NemoAlia said:
Darn, missed the tits.

If I asked nicely, would you put your av back up and leave it there?

What about if I ordered you to do it?



Correction, tit.

I dunno, do I get a scooby snack if I comply? What happens if I don't comply?
 
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