Ahhh those lovely,"I am your Master" emails...

[catalina_francisco]

Correction, tit.

I dunno, do I get a scooby snack if I comply? What happens if I don't comply?

I'm with Nemo. You can't tease us, make us almost go blind, then take away the candy!! What were you thinking? Bring it back SB. LOL.

Catalina

 

[NemoAlia]

I dunno, do I get a scooby snack if I comply? What happens if I don't comply?

I don't see why we should reward you simply for behaving as we expect. You would have to go beyond our expectations to deserve any sort of treat, let alone a scooby snack. (Read: Do we get to see your ass too?!)

As for what happens if you don't comply, I suppose you'll find out in a scant 10-12 hours, won't you?

 

[FungiUg]

Oooooh, scary sub!

 

[sylph54]

I just got a couple yesterday, too.

Originally posted by lovetoread
I know there was a thread about this once,but I couldnt find it.

So I gots some. About 13 of them in the last 2 days. About 6 "Tell me about you and I may choose you to serve me" kinds and one that actually had a rose in it. That was nice.

One had a wonderful erotic story on it, whether it was his or not,I have no clue. One detailed the pain he wanted to put me in. That one didnt do much for me.

I have not responded to those, first off, I dont know what to say, second off, why would I get them anyway? I did answer the rose one, by saying thanks, I thought it was rude not to.

But I've never got any before.

Its really wierd.

Anyway, I just wanted to share.

 

[FungiUg]

I did get a "pity you're not a submissive because I'm a Domme" message. Does that fall into this category?

 

[hurtme]

like some woman assumes that just because she is a domme, you are suddenly going to come off your pedestal and bow at ehr feet?

 

[FungiUg]

I guess it could have been worse... it could have been a guy! *chuckle*

Actually, I wrote back to her and we had a bit of a chat, and I pointed her towards the Auckland BDSM club. I know there are a lot of submissive guys around in Auckland, so hopefully she will find someone.

 

[astralkiss]

I really have no idea what is going on with this message from a "master". I blame it on all the metrosexualness. Metrosexual masters?

i love your profile,
i love your look,
do you like to shop?

Kisses,
Master F---

 

[Krinaia]

I don't see why we should reward you simply for behaving as we expect. You would have to go beyond our expectations to deserve any sort of treat, let alone a scooby snack. (Read: Do we get to see your ass too?!)

As for what happens if you don't comply, I suppose you'll find out in a scant 10-12 hours, won't you?

<sigh>

since you're soooo insistent...

 

[WriterDom]

ltr is safe, I hope

 

[hurtme]

yeah, metrosexuals turn me on...not...
I either want my man to look like a man or look like a woman, not somewhere in between...

 

[Kajira Callista]

cinn rolls and coffee for everyone at ADRs (she even has a karoke machine in her thread)

 

[NemoAlia]

since you're soooo insistent...

Excellent. Thank you very much. (It took me forever to remember which thread held this conversation -- I've been admiring your av for hours now, with no way of telling you so.)

 

[FungiUg]

Gotta love pervy women. Pervable women too!

 

[Krinaia]

Excellent. Thank you very much. (It took me forever to remember which thread held this conversation -- I've been admiring your av for hours now, with no way of telling you so.)

<snorts>

You could have just sent me an "I am your Master" email....


There is a butch lesbian at my workplace I've been eyeing... Just wondering if maybe I should hit on her and get my first girl on girl action. Maybe I'm not her type. I should ask. Lol. She's got this short haired, skinny little tomboy thing going for her. Makes me curious what she looks like underneath the ill fitting men's clothing.

 

[NemoAlia]

Don't do it! Start up with a woman, and all she'll ever want is more. Stick with guys. I learned the hard way.

 

[Krinaia]

Don't do it! Start up with a woman, and all she'll ever want is more. Stick with guys. I learned the hard way.

Lol. In general, I find women only physically more attractive then men. Men are much mor ementally attractive to me.

Mostly I'm just wandering what it would be like to make out with a woman. But when they come that butch... is it really making out with a woman?

 

[NemoAlia]

Yep. It's still definitely making out with a woman. You're going along and suddenly there's a breast and you're like, "How'd that get there? I'm way over here! Oh wait, I guess I'm not the only one with breasts. Well now what on earth am I supposed to do?"

 

[FungiUg]

Yep. It's still definitely making out with a woman. You're going along and suddenly there's a breast and you're like, "How'd that get there? I'm way over here! Oh wait, I guess I'm not the only one with breasts. Well now what on earth am I supposed to do?"

Do we really need to answer that?

My ideal... two women, and me! That way everyone gets everything they want.

 

[FungiUg]

i love your profile,
i love your look,
do you like to shop?

Falls out of chair laughing!

Ouch!

Yes, perhaps the first recorded case of Metrosexual, indeed! Although I have to say, there is all sorts of fun shopping you can do with a submissive. Lingerie, slutty clothing, toys, accessories, cars... the list goes on!

And you hafta admit, he got your attention! (But did you get his credit card number?)

 

[astralkiss]

Hmm...getting his credit card number....since Sir and I are both poor students, it could work....if Sir didn't care....

I don't know if he would give me stuff just for online stuff and pictures and Sir didn't care..then I would be tempted...

 

[astralkiss]

I've gotten stranger ones thoiugh. And if i get one more, "please dominate me" ones, I will explode. Can't they read?

 

[morninggirl5]

I've gotten stranger ones thoiugh. And if i get one more, "please dominate me" ones, I will explode. Can't they read?

No, their reading comprehension doesn't extend to infering that you are a sub if you are seeking a Dom. Or that you won't respond to married, if you say you are seeking for singles only.

 

[Krinaia]

So far, I've only recieved polite introductory emails from dominants. And a few that were just stupid... but none of them have been out right laughable until today!

First, he listed his properties and hobbies - all things enjoyed by the wealthy. Then told me about the home made of glass he's having built ON TOP of the dunes near chicago. (ask any envrinometnatilist or architecture student - its a dumb idea - and who wants to wash all the windblown sand from all that glass?)

He mentioned continuing to build "his empire" - he is after all, a sufer-cowboy turned international business-man who is looking for someone to serve him and be empress to his empire.


Oh and he gave me his number.

 

[lovetoread]

lol, this is my longest thread ever.



btw ~ I am still getting those messages.