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Do dwarves even breed? Do they have seed? What it the average size of a dwarven sperm? Are they different than average male sperm? I'm so confused...and why am i kind of aroused... I need to cry and shower I think...
 
Do dwarves even breed? Do they have seed? What it the average size of a dwarven sperm? Are they different than average male sperm? I'm so confused...and why am i kind of aroused... I need to cry and shower I think...

Welcome to my world.
 
but why are there so many dwarves running around with erections and devious expressions.. your world scares me.... and again makes me feel kinda like self gratification followed by vigiorous scrubbing.
 
I need to watch LOST from last Wednesday online. I just cannot understand why they keep interrupting LOST with these silly basketball games.
 
Anybody else watching Mark & Ollie on the travel channel?

I've really been enjoying this series.
 
Sorry, not on my TC agenda...

Whereas Bourdain's "No Reservations" rocks (and no gnomes in sight lol)

I like him, but like Andrew Zimmern better. Less philosophy; just down to the business of eating stuff.

I wonder what gnomes eat?
 
I like him, but like Andrew Zimmern better. Less philosophy; just down to the business of eating stuff.

I wonder what gnomes eat?

Zimmern is ok, but he's basically doing what Bourdain did about 4 years ago. as AB's gotten older he's become less of a curious cook on the tooth and more a traveller. Zimmern's working a different mojo.

And I suspect gnomes eat mushrooms and gnomettes ;)
 
Zimmern is ok, but he's basically doing what Bourdain did about 4 years ago. as AB's gotten older he's become less of a curious cook on the tooth and more a traveller. Zimmern's working a different mojo.

And I suspect gnomes eat mushrooms and gnomettes ;)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . . mushrooms and gnomettes, deep fried and crispy, on a stick.
 
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