OzArrian
Literotica Guru
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OK. I give. You can talk about sex if ya wanna.
But not too loud or you'll wake up the milling throng of dwarves who'll go on the rampage wanting dwarf coitus
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OK. I give. You can talk about sex if ya wanna.
But not too loud or you'll wake up the milling throng of dwarves who'll go on the rampage wanting dwarf coitus
Now that sounds dangerous and KINKY, even!
Yes...no one's knees will be safe from dwarf fluids
Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silverbells and cockleshells
and dwarf seed to be sowed!
(oh, that's awful)
But funny!
And rubber boots for the dwarf puddles
Do dwarves even breed? Do they have seed? What it the average size of a dwarven sperm? Are they different than average male sperm? I'm so confused...and why am i kind of aroused... I need to cry and shower I think...
but why are there so many dwarves running around with erections and devious expressions.. your world scares me.... and again makes me feel kinda like self gratification followed by vigiorous scrubbing.
i was thinking more along the lines of steel wool.
Anybody else watching Mark & Ollie on the travel channel?
I've really been enjoying this series.
Sorry, not on my TC agenda...
Whereas Bourdain's "No Reservations" rocks (and no gnomes in sight lol)
I like him, but like Andrew Zimmern better. Less philosophy; just down to the business of eating stuff.
I wonder what gnomes eat?
Zimmern is ok, but he's basically doing what Bourdain did about 4 years ago. as AB's gotten older he's become less of a curious cook on the tooth and more a traveller. Zimmern's working a different mojo.
And I suspect gnomes eat mushrooms and gnomettes
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . . mushrooms and gnomettes, deep fried and crispy, on a stick.
Lol...course gnomette's come in two flavours, fish and vegan