An Ecclectic Collection.

[AngelofDeath]

I want this in the kitchen.

 

[yeishia]

*giggles*​

 

[Last_Rider]

*giggles*​

That is funny, ah silly animals, what would we do without them?

*hugs my Angel just because I can*

 

[yeishia]

That is funny, ah silly animals, what would we do without them?

*hugs my Angel just because I can*

* thanks you for the hug smiling happily*

 

[yeishia]

*giggles*

 

[Annisthyrienne]

 

[yeishia]

This is so perfect.

 

[yeishia]

* giggles*​

 

[yeishia]

Yes please ​

 

[yeishia]

 

[yeishia]

* giggles*​

 

[yeishia]

Grammar really does matter.

 

[yeishia]

 

[yeishia]

I know many are trying to loose weight.

I found this.

Indulge then run or walk





Halloween Treats Counter​

 

[yeishia]

Well it is almost that time again

Canadian Thanksgiving followed by the States and others:

So lets get the ball rolling.....

*giggles*

I roll these out every year unsure if any one even clicks on them but I always die laughing soooo...


Kinky Thanksgiving Turkey BDSM

I posted this last year but in case someone missed it



Shibari Turkey-truss ​

 

[yeishia]

Do we mean what we say...or say what we mean?

​

 

[yeishia]

This is not the usual Lit fare but I wanted to share.

This is what I come back to always.

Enjoy.



Perspective.

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[yeishia]

 

[yeishia]

Winter Boots

(Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this)

Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her
pupils put on his boots?

He asked for help and she could see why.

Even with her pulling, and him pushing,

the little boots still didn't want to go on.


By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.


She almost cried when the little boy said,

'Teacher, they're on the wrong feet.'


She looked, and sure enough, they were.

Unfortunately, it wasn't any easier pulling the boots off,
than it was putting them on.


She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on,
this time on the correct feet.


He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.'


She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and
scream, 'Why didn't you say so?'
like she wanted to.


Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting
boots off his little feet.


No sooner had they got the boots off when he said,

'They're my brother's boots. But my Mom made me wear 'em today.'


Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry.

But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to

wrestle the boots BACK onto his feet again.


Helping him into his coat, she asked,

'Now, where are your mittens?'


He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.'

She'll be eligible for parole in three years.


​

 

[Mav Unlimited]

 

[DeevaLicious]

That is so true!

 

[Cowgurlhat]

Some great songs , Thank you everyone..

I am really beginning to enjoy this thread.


Now for a change of pace

Dirty Limericks...


There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

There once was a man Robin Hood
Who lived in a Knottingham wood
He learned how to f**k
from old Friar Tuck
And made Marion whenever he could

There once was a fellow O'Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!

A pirate, history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates

There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil

There once was a plumber from Lee
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea
She said Stop your plumbing,
There's somebody coming!
Said the plumber still plumbing... It's me!


On the moors Kelly walked in a daze
There she'd bark at the moon and the haze
Still her friends weren't concerned
For by now they had learned
Once a month she would go through this phase.
(author's note to the ladies: "She was a
werewolf. Now is it funny?")

A randy marsupial named Reeves
Spent some time with the whores 'tween their knees
When they'd asked him for money
He'd say "Listen honey
A koala eats bushes and leaves."

Now this right old man was a sick 'un
He had a dozen hen ripe for the pickin'
He'd chase 'em around
With his trousers pulled down
And he'd say "Whatsa matter, you chicken?"

There once was a man from Madrass
Whose balls were made out of brass
When he'd bang 'em together
They'd play stormy weather
And lightning would shoot out of his ass

There once was a man from Havana
Screwed a girl on a player piano
At the height of their fever
Her ass hit the lever
And Yes he has no banana...

There once was a man from East Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent
To save her some trouble
He folded it double
And instead of coming...he went

There once was a man from Bonaire
Who was doing his wife on the stair
When the banister broke
He doubled his stroke
And finished her off in midair

A bear taking a dump asked a rabbit
"Does shit stick to your fur as a habit?"
"Of course not," said the hare,
"It's really quite rare!"
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

To his friend, Ned said, rather blue,
"My wife Edith just told me we're through,
For she says I'm too fat."
And his friend told him that,
"You can't have your cake and Edith, too."


I had me a wench from East Broint
Who bade me her skin to anoint
The girl had arthritis
And so I decided
She wouldn't mind one more stiff joint.


​

Not as dirty, but still kind of fun:

The truth is I'm not at all sober
I've been this way since last October.
So get off my case
You dumb waste of space
And tell me why you pulled me over!​

 

[Cowgurlhat]

I knew I loved this video game for a reason...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1D6lI2gqd8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dkfHcPSnO8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

LMAO!

 

[Mav Unlimited]

 

[Mav Unlimited]