Firmhanded_Daddy
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before I click this... full metal jacket had better be in there somewhere.
An Ecclectic Collection.
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before I click this... full metal jacket had better be in there somewhere.
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A couple of times J, no worries 
Firmhanded_Daddy
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3 times, and bonus points for Monty Python and the Holy Grail and Army of Darkness. 2 of the best movies of all time.
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wish I could claim I made that, sadly I didn't, the list was compiled by someone else, then youtube users found the clips. I'm just propogating their work.
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Hey nothing wrong with that. Just paying homage to greatness. Every great idea started from something else. Nothing is truly absolutely original.
Was just glad they had FMJ in there. The first 30 or so mins of that move is truly epic. I think the whole movie should have just been about boot camp! lol
Was just glad they had FMJ in there. The first 30 or so mins of that move is truly epic. I think the whole movie should have just been about boot camp! lol
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There definitely is that school of thought, that the movie bogs down once you get to Nam. I don't disagree, but I also enjoy their discussion, even peripherally, of the Tet offensive.
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This one's a little different, but hopefully worth a few smiles. Not sure if we have any pro wrestling fans here, but if there are any look up this fed, it's very awesome.
Chikara Pro, Dance Party
Chikara Pro, Dance Party
xOxCherryxOx
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That is frigging funny as hell!
Firmhanded_Daddy
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Omg.. totally destroyed my sex drive Rider. Well, two can play at that game.
Here you go. Any World of Warcraft people hiding in the shadows. NERD AWAYZ!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5ysPKTBnD4
Here you go. Any World of Warcraft people hiding in the shadows. NERD AWAYZ!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5ysPKTBnD4
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omg.. ok this is great. But don't click it if your afraid of clowns.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5cOOaQ-8Ic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5cOOaQ-8Ic
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Don't worry J, I'm a 24 year old virgin, my sex drive is immortal at this point, good stuff though
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Hah, trust me brother, it only gets worse after you take "the first plunge" so to speak.
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A Reminder!
Welcome everyone!
This thread is for us all to share anything which we may come across which makes us exclaim,
"OMG but I just have to share this!"
For instance I found this gem of a video and it doesn't belong in my Passionate Poetry Thread nor in my Sexual Thesaurus Thread:
I just had to share it....so funny and so this thread was born
Please feel free to share Your OMG! moments....
Welcome everyone!
This thread is for us all to share anything which we may come across which makes us exclaim,
"OMG but I just have to share this!"
For instance I found this gem of a video and it doesn't belong in my Passionate Poetry Thread nor in my Sexual Thesaurus Thread:
I just had to share it....so funny and so this thread was born
Please feel free to share Your OMG! moments....
yeishia
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I just received this by e-mail and just had to share it here
This explains why I forward jokes.
A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.
He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.
After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble... At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.
When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and ashe got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.
When he was close enough, he called out, 'Excuse me, where are we? '
'This is Heaven, sir, ' the man answered.. 'Wow! Would you happen to have some water?' the man asked.
Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up.' The man gestured, and the gate began to open.
'Can my friend,' gesturing toward his dog, 'come in, too?' the traveler asked.
'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets.'
The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.
After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence..
As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.
'Excuse me!' he called to the man. 'Do you have any water? '
'Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in.'
'How about my friend here? 'the traveler gestured to the dog.
'There should be a bowl by the pump. '
They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.
The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.
When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree.
'What do you call this place?' the traveler asked.
'This is Heaven,' he answered.
'Well, that's confusing, ' the traveler said. ' The man down the road said that was Heaven, too. '
'Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope. That's hell.'
'Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that? '
'No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind. '
Soooo...
Sometimes, we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes to us without writing a word.
Maybe this will explain.
When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do? You forward jokes.
When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact, you forward jokes.
When you have something to say, but don't know what, and don ' t know how, you forward jokes.
Also to let you know that you are still remembered, you are still important, you are still loved, you are still cared for, guess what you get? A forwarded joke.
So, next time if you get a joke, don't think that you've been sent just another forwarded joke, but that you've been thought of todayand your friend on the other end of your computer wanted to send you a smile.
You are all welcome @ my water bowl anytime!
Mine too!
* * *
This explains why I forward jokes.
A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.
He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.
After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble... At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.
When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and ashe got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.
When he was close enough, he called out, 'Excuse me, where are we? '
'This is Heaven, sir, ' the man answered.. 'Wow! Would you happen to have some water?' the man asked.
Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up.' The man gestured, and the gate began to open.
'Can my friend,' gesturing toward his dog, 'come in, too?' the traveler asked.
'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets.'
The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.
After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence..
As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.
'Excuse me!' he called to the man. 'Do you have any water? '
'Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in.'
'How about my friend here? 'the traveler gestured to the dog.
'There should be a bowl by the pump. '
They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.
The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.
When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree.
'What do you call this place?' the traveler asked.
'This is Heaven,' he answered.
'Well, that's confusing, ' the traveler said. ' The man down the road said that was Heaven, too. '
'Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope. That's hell.'
'Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that? '
'No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind. '
Soooo...
Sometimes, we wonder why friends keep forwarding jokes to us without writing a word.
Maybe this will explain.
When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do? You forward jokes.
When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact, you forward jokes.
When you have something to say, but don't know what, and don ' t know how, you forward jokes.
Also to let you know that you are still remembered, you are still important, you are still loved, you are still cared for, guess what you get? A forwarded joke.
So, next time if you get a joke, don't think that you've been sent just another forwarded joke, but that you've been thought of todayand your friend on the other end of your computer wanted to send you a smile.
You are all welcome @ my water bowl anytime!
Mine too!
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Some deliberate comedy, and some unintenional comedy here.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, The 160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes and for further consideration The 130 Other Greates Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes
I hope you get a few laughs.
clears throat and puts on serious announcer voice
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, The 160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes and for further consideration The 130 Other Greates Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes
I hope you get a few laughs.
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Well it is almost that time again
Canadian Thanksgiving followed by the States and others:
So lets get the ball rolling.....
*giggles*
Kinky Thanksgiving Turkey BDSM
I posted this last year but in case someone missed it
Shibari Turkey-truss
Canadian Thanksgiving followed by the States and others:
So lets get the ball rolling.....
*giggles*
Kinky Thanksgiving Turkey BDSM
I posted this last year but in case someone missed it
Shibari Turkey-truss
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Okay, this is really silly. Its from The Benny Hill Show, of the 1970 -
Have a listen, it should put a smile on your face.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frI9tVCA71s
Have a listen, it should put a smile on your face.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frI9tVCA71s
YourDemonLover
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Nice job Sally he was a good man in his day!
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This simply made me think of Yeishia so I thought I would post it for her....
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This simply made me think of Yeishia so I thought I would post it for her....
Thank you
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