An Open Letter To _____

Dear TV station.

Now, I know that it's one of the best selling scenario's here.. but could you please stop doing those talent shows? It's starting to piss me off.
The 'talent' you find will be gone within 2 months after winning this show, all the while flooding the radio stations I listen too.

So please, the next time you come up with a so-called brilliant idea, please make sure that it's not beatable to death.

Thanks,
One very annoyed viewer.
 
Dear someone who can tell the truth.

We have an election coming up in a couple of weeks, and while I know who I'm not voting for, I don't know who to vote for.

They're all fucking liars and con men. Our country's fucked and there's no one in the parties that seems to have a notion what to do, bar bullshit us.

So don't come to my house canvasing unless you can look me in the face and tell me the names of the Bankers and the Politicians that are going to serve time in jail for doing to ordinary people what's been done. Fat chance of that happening..So FUCK OFF.

signed. A housewife on budget. You might like to take notes.
 
Dear survivor contestants.

Stop being assholes. Stop being stupid, and stop playing their game. No amount of money or whatever prize they enticed you onto the island for is worth it. You're cold. You're hungry. You have those asshole producers making you perform against one another in retarded contests for their entertainment and ratings.

If this show was truly about survival the lot of you would be the first to die. Not because you don't know how to make fire. Not because you don't know how to build an adequate structure, but because you're all a bunch of tools dancin' to da man's tune.

You're cold-the camera crew has shelter. You're hungry they have food. Stop being stupid bickering puppets for the stupid fucktards who think that inane show is enteraining and ensure you're survival against the ones threatening it-the show's producers.

No amount of money is worth what they put you through. Only one of you will win it, and the fucking show only gives you 15 short minutes of fame. It just isn't worth it. Stop playing their game.

Live free or die a slave.

Sincerely Veroe.
 
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Dear Septic Tank Maintenance Company,

Fuck you.

No, seriously. FUCK. YOU.

I understand that the state requires that I pay you to come out and maintenance my system. And I understand that in order to avoid a beginning of the year fee that I simply cannot handle - I let you draw a little money out of my account every month to put toward the larger fee.

What I don't understand is why in the hell you can't pick a fucking day to pull out the money. Give me a little stability here, yeah? I mean, one month you're pulling the money out at the beginning of the month - the next month it's at the fucking end. PICK A GOD DAMNED DATE, WILL YOU?! I don't know if you've noticed - but I'm not exactly made of fucking money. Oh, and don't even get me started on your 'maintenance.' You assholes mosey your way out here ONCE every four damned months. THAT'S. IT. You lift the lid, you have a peek inside, you decide whether or not everything meets code, and then you leave me a little slip of paper with the details of your 'maintenance.'

Speaking of.

Fuck you again.

No, seriously.

You happened to mosey your way out here this afternoon, and leave me one of those little slips of paper with the details of your 'maintenance.' I WATCHED YOU, you asshole. I saw the extent of the 'maintenance' you did. It went a little something like this.

You lifted the lid of the system.
You noted that the aerator was not spinning properly.
You closed the lid.
You walked back to your truck.
You filled out the paper.
You pinned it to my doorknob, instead of knocking to talk with me.
You drove away.

You left me with a fucking paper stating that if I didn't get my aerator fixed right away, I could get fined by the state, the water supply could now be dangerous to my family's health, I needed to take care of the issue as soon as possible.

First of all - the septic system has NOTHING to do with my family's water supply. That comes from the well, ASSHOLE. So there's no danger to the water supply due to the aerator in the septic system.

Second of all - I called your offices and talked to your people about what it would cost me to get the aerator replaced. I was told that the job was one that ONLY a trained professional could do. I would told that ONLY the people from your office could perform the job. I was told it would cost me $1200.00. And I was then told that I HAD to pay for the entire service up front or the job wouldn't be done.

Which leads me to my third point.

DO YOU THINK I'M MADE OF FUCKING MONEY?!

I don't have that much money in my bank account, let alone my pocket. I am raising two children. The Mister gets paid by the week, and let me tell you that, quite frankly, we get paid SHIT. I am maintaining a budget with only the sheer power of will, and you want me to just reach into some magical realm and pull forth $1200.00 up front?

FUCK. YOU.

I have found another company to assist me. I have been assured that a downed aerator is no immediate danger to my family. And I have been informed that I can make payments to this company. So you can promptly go fuck yourselves and find somebody else to screw.

Oh yeah, and stop fucking pulling money out of my bank account now. I don't need you anymore, and you can go to hell.

And just again for full effect -

FUCK. YOU.

Signed,
One very pissed off Housewife and Momma
 
Dear someone who can tell the truth.

We have an election coming up in a couple of weeks, and while I know who I'm not voting for, I don't know who to vote for.

They're all fucking liars and con men. Our country's fucked and there's no one in the parties that seems to have a notion what to do, bar bullshit us.

So don't come to my house canvasing unless you can look me in the face and tell me the names of the Bankers and the Politicians that are going to serve time in jail for doing to ordinary people what's been done. Fat chance of that happening..So FUCK OFF.

signed. A housewife on budget. You might like to take notes.

Alana

A lot of people I know have put up NO POLITICIANS or NO CANVASSING or FUCK OF AND DIE Signs on their gates because they couldn't be bothered. We have a choice between corrupt fucktards who couldn't find their own asses with a map, and inept inexerienced fools.
The deficit in the banks is like a black hole, and there is more an more Billions being pumped in, yet you cant get a loan for a fucking bicycle at teh moment. We, the Irish tax payer is bailing out the senior bond holders who are mainly banks of other EU countries. Why cant they take a hit? Cause doing so will damage the EURO and WE are effectively underwriting the single currency, necessitating an austerity package that will crush the economy for decades. And, to add insult to injury, we are paying a higher price for our loan than the Greeks who rioted at the prospect of raising retirement above 60. (The French rioted at their country rising retirement age to 63) And us, we already work to 66! Our country is so fucked that next they'll be charging property tax on graves, and digging up anyone who doesn't pay up! You cannot get blood out of a stone! We dont fucking have it!! Whatever the make up of seats in Lenister House after the election the result is this

Same Circus - Different Clowns.

I'm now on the same pay I was getting in 2003.... and that's before I pay a bigger slice of it in tax. I have more responsibility, less staff, and those who are left are so fucking pissed off at constantly getting the additional duties of another person who leaves and is not replaced. Our work load has increased by 75% ( 2010 :2009) and it is so bloody hard to see any light at the end of the tunnel.

If I didn't have a mortgage, I'd emigrate in the morning!
 
Alana

A lot of people I know have put up NO POLITICIANS or NO CANVASSING or FUCK OF AND DIE Signs on their gates because they couldn't be bothered. We have a choice between corrupt fucktards who couldn't find their own asses with a map, and inept inexerienced fools.
The deficit in the banks is like a black hole, and there is more an more Billions being pumped in, yet you cant get a loan for a fucking bicycle at teh moment. We, the Irish tax payer is bailing out the senior bond holders who are mainly banks of other EU countries. Why cant they take a hit? Cause doing so will damage the EURO and WE are effectively underwriting the single currency, necessitating an austerity package that will crush the economy for decades. And, to add insult to injury, we are paying a higher price for our loan than the Greeks who rioted at the prospect of raising retirement above 60. (The French rioted at their country rising retirement age to 63) And us, we already work to 66! Our country is so fucked that next they'll be charging property tax on graves, and digging up anyone who doesn't pay up! You cannot get blood out of a stone! We dont fucking have it!! Whatever the make up of seats in Lenister House after the election the result is this

Same Circus - Different Clowns.

I'm now on the same pay I was getting in 2003.... and that's before I pay a bigger slice of it in tax. I have more responsibility, less staff, and those who are left are so fucking pissed off at constantly getting the additional duties of another person who leaves and is not replaced. Our work load has increased by 75% ( 2010 :2009) and it is so bloody hard to see any light at the end of the tunnel.

If I didn't have a mortgage, I'd emigrate in the morning!

That isn't a particuarly exclusive Irish political situation.

Politicians, bankers, criminals-they all want your money the only difference is bankers and politicians get away with taking it.
 
Loungers.

From tonight, because of the stupidest flow of PM's over the last few days to my account, I'm changing my settings to receiving pm's from only who's on my Buddy list. I just can't be bothered any more to even delete the shit that's seemed to fart onto my inbox recently, so I'm just shutting it down to those that are sane, or at least sanish.

Those on my buddy list from tonight will include anyone I've spoken to via pm in the last month, and obviously my partners. After that, if you need to pm me, just pop a note on my OOC, and I'll add you.
But if you're wanting to talk about breast sizes, cock lengths, whether or not I'm into camming up with you, ...be a love and go fuck off and set yourself on fire.

Nuf said.

Back to your regular broadcast.

Moi.:rose:
 
Good Idea Alana! :)

That is exactly what I did quite a while ago.

Makes things much more pleasant :rose:
 
Loungers.

From tonight, because of the stupidest flow of PM's over the last few days to my account, I'm changing my settings to receiving pm's from only who's on my Buddy list. I just can't be bothered any more to even delete the shit that's seemed to fart onto my inbox recently, so I'm just shutting it down to those that are sane, or at least sanish.

Those on my buddy list from tonight will include anyone I've spoken to via pm in the last month, and obviously my partners. After that, if you need to pm me, just pop a note on my OOC, and I'll add you.
But if you're wanting to talk about breast sizes, cock lengths, whether or not I'm into camming up with you, ...be a love and go fuck off and set yourself on fire.

Nuf said.

Back to your regular broadcast.

Moi.:rose:

I'm hoping I'm at least in the sanish category.
I know I don't have much of a chance of deceiv-err I mean-convincing anyone I'm in the other category :eek:
 
I'm hoping I'm at least in the sanish category.
I know I don't have much of a chance of deceiv-err I mean-convincing anyone I'm in the other category :eek:

Veroe you are on my buddy list and so that must mean something one hopes :) :rose:
 
Aha fooled at least one person
Cuz I'm completely bananas
:nana:

:D:D
 
Dear Veroe..

I haven't forgotten you. I promise.

It's been a long time since I've been involved in such a story, so it takes me a little longer to get the right feel for a post for Lilly. I love the story, and what you're doing with Adam. If I didn't I'd toss any old thing out, and I don't want to. Bare with me V, I just want to give you what your story deserves.

A:rose::rose::rose:
 
Dear Fucker x
She was 4 you dumb dickhead... maybe if she had some other memories of you giving a shit instead of being a self absorbed prick she would have never remembered this shit... maybe. But now... you cant get out of this one.

Dear R.
I'm sorry your dead, Sorry I was happy you died, Sorry i felt guilty that I was happy.... It wasnt your fault but your fathers.

Dear Fucker Y,
What the fuck are you thinking. Its never going to happen.. the more you try the more it wont... its creepy.

Dear fucker z,
Stop facebook requesting me... I'm very glad your across the country so I dont have to look at you or talk to you or deal with you in anyother way. You need help.

Dear fucker a,
Why the hell did you do that? It doesnt do anything for you... only the ones left behind. Now she has to deal with the guilt of still calling you family and mourning your loss when you fucked her up in the first fucking place.

Dear B,
Thank you for showing me that they are not all the same... when i needed to hear it and feel it the most. Helping me see through the fake, fakes and self taught lies to see what life is worth fighting for. You didnt knwo you did that.. but you did and I will always hold you in my heart for it. always.

Dear C,
Sorry you came along when you did and have to see the worst aspects of my life in living color... But it makes me three kinds of fuckin happy that all this crap isnt making you run for the hills. Thank you for seeing me under all the bullshit around me. Thank you for supporting me even when you want to poke me with a stick... the same page... yea... several pages... even ones i dont want to read yet... its scary and makes me smile at the damnedest times... muah.
 
Dear mom,

I'm sorry, but I do resent you for never leaving my asshole of a father. Make no mistake. I still love you, but I hate what you've done to me. No amount of money can fix it. Eight years ago, we had the chance to escape. We could've gotten a tiny apartment, while me and Rebs finished school. I wouldn't have cared if we were poor. We've always been poor. I just wanted the abuse to stop. You never listened to me, even though I always ended up being right where it mattered. I wanted so badly to save you, and you wouldn't let me. In twenty years I'll probably need to put you in a home and every time I visit you I'll think about how I failed you. You're too neurotic to live with, and are slowly losing your sanity. By then, losing your keys might become the inability to remember my name. I know all I can do to make you happy is to succeed, but even that is on hiatus. It is your decision that made me unable to heal.

It's merely the same kind of neglect that got me in foster care to begin with. You told me you no longer loved him and yet you stayed. Despite the abuse to us, and the infidelity, and the destruction of everything we worked for. You could have had a whole new life, a fresh start. It was not until I lived on my own and matured that I really saw what was wrong and why you could not leave. The abuse you suffered in your youth left you with the maturity of a seventeen year old girl. You did not leave because you live life in baby terms and it breaks my heart to see you like that.

I wish I could say that this revelation made me blame you less, but it only makes things worse, and I hope you can forgive me one day for hating you just a little. It's not mature or rational, but instead a pain so horrible that I can't put it into words. You betrayed me for financial gain and security. That is something I can't forgive or easily forget.

I wish I was the kind of perfect individual that could be accepting and forgiving about everything, but I fear I never will be.

I do promise to make up for it one day and I hope you will be around to see it. I'll succeed in the way you could not as long as you believe in me.

Sincerely,

Hikari
 
Dear fucker z,
Stop facebook requesting me... I'm very glad your across the country so I dont have to look at you or talk to you or deal with you in anyother way. You need help.

giggles makes it sound like this is directed toward me :cattail:
 
Dear Mr. X.,

Things come up in my life. Whining about how I didn't PM you back is not going to help matters any.

That's all I can say about this. I'm sorry but it's not worth it. blah blah blah...


blah blah blah...
Zy
 
Dear Upstairs neighbor,
I know the floors and walls of our apartment building are rather thin so noise carries easily. But could you please try to walk a bit lighter so it doesn't sound like you are about to fall through the floor on top of me?

And please be finished whatever the hell it is you are doing tonight within the next hour or so; i will want to go to sleep and won't be able to with this racket.

Thanks,
EL
 
Dear Upstairs neighbor,
I know the floors and walls of our apartment building are rather thin so noise carries easily. But could you please try to walk a bit lighter so it doesn't sound like you are about to fall through the floor on top of me?

And please be finished whatever the hell it is you are doing tonight within the next hour or so; i will want to go to sleep and won't be able to with this racket.

Thanks,
EL

You shall get your revenge on them eventually
 
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Hey. Downstairs neighbor.
Stop lieing to the landlord about smoking inside.
I'm diein' up here, ya damn chimney. GET THE HELL AWAY FROM THE VENTS!!

sincerely,
Mizz Gonna-Light-Incense-In-The-Vent-At-4am
 
Dearest (Fuck if you don't know who you are, I ain't gonna tell you)~

Thank you for being there. Honestly. Thank you for giving a fuck and listening to me vent and being strong when I can not be. Thank you for holding me down, for pulling me up, for cyber smacking me and making me like it.

Thank you for being who and what you are, all the time 24-7. Thank you for blessing me with your presence, your laughter, your contempt for stupidity and even your arrogance (that is very well deserved.)

I appreciate you in so many ways, on so many levels and for so many things, that this little note will NEVER be enough to explain it all. Basically though, THANK YOU. I would not be who I am, without you.

Love always~
Me.

*****************************************************************

Dearest Other one~

Some day soon, you will write a thread with me. You will. I will not give you a choice

*smiles*

You better know who you are cuz I am signing this~

Me.
 
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