midwestyankee
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A very BIG glass of Barefoot Chardonnay!
Enjoy. Wriggle your toes a bit as you drink. It will bring out some of the more earthy flavors from the wine.
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A very BIG glass of Barefoot Chardonnay!
Enjoy. Wriggle your toes a bit as you drink. It will bring out some of the more earthy flavors from the wine.![]()

Thank you for making me smile!![]()
My pleasure. I'm here all week. Please tip the blonde waitress with the big gazongas. I have a bet I can get into her pants by Sunday.![]()
Cupcake pinot noir.
OMG that's a yummy one!
I'm still really diggin' Shiner Ruby Redbird. I spent a few hours today manually tilling up a garden bed in the backyard, and I'm already starting to suspect it will hurt to pick up a beer by tomorrow night...
I am celebrating a superb day with a Corona with both a lime wedge AND a lemon wedge in the bottle!! HEEEEEELLLL YESS!!!
Lime AND lemon?!?!? Way to tie one on, my friend!
Says the girl gettin' crazy with her Perrier.I gotta go make myself a real drink.
Lime AND lemon?!?!? Way to tie one on, my friend!
Says the girl gettin' crazy with her Perrier.I gotta go make myself a real drink.

I am celebrating a superb day with a Corona with both a lime wedge AND a lemon wedge in the bottle!! HEEEEEELLLL YESS!!!
I am celebrating a superb day with a Corona with both a lime wedge AND a lemon wedge in the bottle!! HEEEEEELLLL YESS!!!
Oh, we are INSANE!!! Just dangerous.
Yes you do.
And then I think there is a certain set of photos to be shot and shared, if I recall correctly.![]()
Whoa. Let's not get too crazy, boy. ; )
Well I guess we know who the real "badass" is.![]()
Look out...I'm about to squeeze a lime INTO my Perrier!![]()
Yes you do.
And then I think there is a certain set of photos to be shot and shared, if I recall correctly.![]()
Look out...I'm about to squeeze a lime INTO my Perrier!
Holy schnikeys! You remembered that?!? Damn D-types and your steel-trap memories...
Although, hold the phone...I never promised a set of pictures. It was to be ONE picture. And it is bikini season, I'll give you that, but, sadly, it's thunderstormed here the last two weekends. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.![]()
Yes, TC! Lime and lemon? Totally badass. A swirl of badassy lymon hoppy goodness.
Next round, gimme a honey badger, neat.

I forget almost nothing about beautiful women.
Awwww! Thanks, sweetie!
So, how come girls can never sink the lime in their Coronas? Or, at least, how come I never can? I have thumbs shaped like fingers. I think that might be the problem. Is there a trick?
So you enjoy a little bite, do you?![]()
Drink beer that doesn't require fruit to taste good?
It's the citrus I'm after. For scurvy. The beer is just to make the lime palatable.
I used to love the delicate rp dance of being pulled down from a tree, despite my fangs, and shredded. Now? Maybe too much scar tissue.

Yes, please DGE... *hands him a large bag-o-limes & a 12 pack of corona* ...leave the scurves on the women where they belong.
I was only being funny and hope that I did not upset you.![]()
Does anyone have any suggestions? Much appreciated.