Anyone from the UK?

[Biggalute]

Morning UK'ers have a good one x

 

[MrDevereaux]

Morning Mr.D.
Plans?

Thanks to a post elsewhere, a venture to shop for chocolate.

After that, laundry.

 

[Yesok1]

There’s no one as posh as us Devereaux. Oh this, this is just my little pomme de terre. Need one as never know where I’ll be. Start off in Berkshire … end up in Twatshire.

(Got to love a bit of Rik)

You've lost me darling with the French. Im no polyglot and can barely understand English.

 

[Yesok1]

A weekend of adventure awaits, but not until midday

Your life is so exciting. What are you doing this weekend?

 

[Greylag]

Good morning UK'ers. Lock up your wives and daughters, I'm single for the weekend!

Only joking, I can't be bothered. Just waiting from my litgirl to wake up, she's all I need to keep me company. Oh and my bestie will.be around later too.

I hope everyone has a great Saturday. I'm off out this morning getting my nails done.

Enjoy and particularly the pampering!

 

[MrDevereaux]

I’m a one glot kinda man.

Unless it runs out.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Good morning you rascally early risers, I should be asleep, but woke up early for the purposes of saying hello to the rather wonderful @Yesok1

 

[Polranny]

Thanks to a post elsewhere, a venture to shop for chocolate.

After that, laundry.

Avoid Kinder Eggs .
Laundry wise ... powder, liquid or gel, bio or non bio?

 

[MrDevereaux]

Which eggs are the kindest?

 

[Greylag]

Well I am off to the smokehouse later to drop a load of trout off I want smoked to stock up the freezer.

 

[MrDevereaux]

Laundry wise ... powder, liquid or gel, bio or non bio?

Liquid. Currently non bio. Trying to stop buying softener as bit of a faff. Tumble dryer fluffs everything up.

Yes. I have a fluffer.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Well I am off to the smokehouse later to drop a load of trout off I want smoked to stock up the freezer.

This sounds like it was written in the 19th century

Happy smoking though!

 

[stickygirl]

Your life is so exciting. What are you doing this weekend?

I must go down to the seas again

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I must go down to the seas again

Ooh are you sailing again?

 

[stickygirl]

Ooh are you sailing again?

I am ! We're heading west but not as far as the US
Headed to the English riviera... apparently

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I am ! We're heading west but not as far as the US

Groovy!

 

[Polranny]

I must go down to the seas again

To quote Spike Milligan
'I must go down to the sea again, to the lonely sea and the sky...I left my shoes and socks there, I wonder if they're dry'

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Well, I ended up getting TWO "abusive" PM's from the "northern skinhead" foliclly-challenged soul. He really needs lessons on how to be abusive. I was looking forward to a good one and all I got was "you fucking wanker."

Poor effort @scooterboy62, poor effort. D- Must Try Harder!

 

[lingus60]

Good morning everyone. Not feeling left out anymore… got an abusive pm from the scooter boy. Called me a prick and told me to come and have a go if I’m hard enough! Best offer I’ve had for ages

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Good morning everyone. Not feeling left out anymore… got an abusive pm from the scooter boy. Called me a prick and told me to come and have a go if I’m hard enough! Best offer I’ve had for ages

You'd think he'd come up with something original. He sent me another PM telling me exactly the same thing.

As I told him, his comebacks are as terrible as his beard.

Oh er... Mush!

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Good morning everyone. Not feeling left out anymore… got an abusive pm from the scooter boy. Called me a prick and told me to come and have a go if I’m hard enough! Best offer I’ve had for ages

Ha ha he seems to be spacing them out - perhaps he gets so angry he passes out every time he writes one. Make sure you report it!

 

[Yesok1]

Ha ha he seems to be spacing them out - perhaps he gets so angry he passes out every time he writes one. Make sure you report it!

Can you imagine. His head turning into a tomatoes, as he types. Only to explode on the final full stop. He only begins once he has auto-generated a new head.

 

[MrDevereaux]

Ha ha he seems to be spacing them out - perhaps he gets so angry he passes out every time he writes one. Make sure you report it!

Blood rushes to the head … now we know which head he uses on the keyboard.

Must be like slapping a sardine on concrete

 

[Daisy_Love]

Well, I ended up getting TWO "abusive" PM's from the "northern skinhead" foliclly-challenged soul. He really needs lessons on how to be abusive. I was looking forward to a good one and all I got was "you fucking wanker."

Poor effort @scooterboy62, poor effort. D- Must Try Harder!

Good morning everyone. Not feeling left out anymore… got an abusive pm from the scooter boy. Called me a prick and told me to come and have a go if I’m hard enough! Best offer I’ve had for ages

Even Trump is disappointed

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Even Trump is disappointed

He makes Trump look like the "stable genius" that he claims he is.