Anyone from the UK?

[orangecurious]

Morning. Do i have to get out of bed?

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Morning. Do i have to get out of bed?

No, it’s Saturday, feel free to have a lie in

 

[orangecurious]

No, it’s Saturday, feel free to have a lie in

You're bring me coffee, yeah? That's what you mean by that?

*Sigh* ok, two more minutes.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

You're bring me coffee, yeah? That's what you mean by that?

*Sigh* ok, two more minutes.

No coffee in bed, what a monster!

 

[Lonely_Scot]

No coffee in bed, what a monster!

️

 

[stickygirl]

No coffee in bed, what a monster!

Never realised he had a monster

 

[Lonely_Scot]

Well I'm totally not going out to look st motorbikes. Have a lovely day all. It's warming up nicely.

 

[Hijabiwife_uk1987]

Morning

 

[joclfc]

Morning

Morning how are you today?

 

[Hijabiwife_uk1987]

Very good thanks

 

[joclfc]

Watching Breakfast and they're on about XL Bully attacks and maybe bringing in compulsory dog licences for all dog owners

 

[deft]

Watching Breakfast and they're on about XL Bully attacks and maybe bringing in compulsory dog licences for all dog owners

I’m old enough to remember compulsory dog licences!

 

[stickygirl]

Watching Breakfast and they're on about XL Bully attacks and maybe bringing in compulsory dog licences for all dog owners

People will be so much happier to be mauled by a licensed dog

 

[Saltfountain]

Yay! My pm arrived!

"Come and have a go mush and bring that taffy cunt with you!!!"

I think what he's asking for is a 3some with me and @joclfc? God his insane manliness turns me on so much

I can't let him know how hard he makes me, so I asked him if he wants a cuddle

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

People will be so much happier to be mauled by a licensed dog

I’m 100% confident I could “who’s a good boy” any dog into submission. I am also very confident I could chin scratch a lion into submission if I ever get mauled on a safari. My hubby thinks I’m overly confident in my ability to soothe a wild animal but we shall see…….

 

[Saltfountain]

I’m 100% confident I could “who’s a good boy” any dog into submission. I am also very confident I could chin scratch a lion into submission if I ever get mauled on a safari. My hubby thinks I’m overly confident in my ability to soothe a wild animal but we shall see…….

Try starting on Scooterboy. See if you could soothe that troubled soul for me

 

[joclfc]

Yay! My pm arrived!

"Come and have a go mush and bring that taffy cunt with you!!!"

I think what he's asking for is a 3some with me and @joclfc? God his insane manliness turns me on so much

I can't let him know how hard he makes me, so I asked him if he wants a cuddle

He's got no manners, I don't live anywhere near the River Taff

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Try starting on Scooterboy. See if you could soothe that troubled soul for me

Unfortunately the secret to success is you have to want to soothe them……

 

[Saltfountain]

He's got no manners, I don't live anywhere near the River Taff

But you are a cunt

 

[Saltfountain]

Unfortunately the secret to success is you have to want to soothe them……

So you don't want to help a friend out

I see...

 

[Daisy_Love]

So you don't want to help a friend out

I see...

I think she’s rather tied up with @Yesok1

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

So you don't want to help a friend out

I see...

The last time a friend asked me to “help them out” I looked over and he’d unzipped his flies

 

[Saltfountain]

I think she’s rather tied up by @Yesok1

FIFY

 

[joclfc]

I’m 100% confident I could “who’s a good boy” any dog into submission. I am also very confident I could chin scratch a lion into submission if I ever get mauled on a safari. My hubby thinks I’m overly confident in my ability to soothe a wild animal but we shall see…….

Amanda in a wheelchair, limbless after a weekend in Longleat

 

[stickygirl]

I’m 100% confident I could “who’s a good boy” any dog into submission. I am also very confident I could chin scratch a lion into submission if I ever get mauled on a safari. My hubby thinks I’m overly confident in my ability to soothe a wild animal but we shall see…….

That's just him bragging that you can't tame his wild beast!