Anyone from the UK?

[Yesok1]

Even Trump is disappointed

I wonder if he's checking his coppers to see how much hush money he can offer us not to report him.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Morning.

Seems the incel with the shite facial hair continued messaging me at 1.30am lol

 

[Lonely_Scot]

Morning. Feel as fresh as a daisy.

I want a motorbike, my bank account said no.

More exciting updates later.

I truly hope you all have a wonderful day.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Morning. Feel as fresh as a daisy.

I want a motorbike, my bank account said no.

More exciting updates later.

I truly hope you all have a wonderful day.

Never listen to your bank account, they are always so boring!

 

[stickygirl]

Sheesh - Yet another Lit author whingeing on about how a story of a 65 man and tiny girl who really is 21, keeps being rejected by Laurel I started to type a reply but deleted it. I'm no expert but common sense is always left at Lit's portal so whatevs

In other Lit news, I updated my marital status signature from 'No answer' to 'Taken'. It's not fair to the strangers who send me PMs, calling me sticky witch and expecting a breathless reply

 

[MrDevereaux]

Sheesh - Yet another Lit author whingeing on about how a story of a 65 man and tiny girl who really is 21, keeps being rejected by Laurel I started to type a reply but deleted it. I'm no expert but common sense is always left at Lit's portal so whatevs

This in AH??

*back of hand to the forehead* but it’s my ahhhhhhhrt, they don’t understand!

 

[stickygirl]

This in AH??

*back of hand to the forehead* but it’s my ahhhhhhhrt, they don’t understand!

Yeah... I still have threads in AH I look in on occasionally. There are several U18 story rejection threads over there with too many 'but, but' splutters of indignation. I totally get how a story rejection must be a PIA. I've never had one returned, but I write romantic filth, so...

 

[MrDevereaux]

Yeah... I still have threads in AH I look in on occasionally. There are several U18 story rejection threads over there with too many 'but, but' splutters of indignation. I totally get how a story rejection must be a PIA. I've never had one returned, but I write romantic filth, so...

I need to kick my writing game back into where it was … keep trying to write the smut/romantic filth but failing.

The rejection threads can be amusing at times.

 

[munch2much]

Good morning lovely people!
I hope you all have a wonderful day lined up

 

[Wand3rlust]

Morning.

*looks round*

Anyone got brekkie going?

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Morning.

*looks round*

Anyone got brekkie going?

Morning lovely - I have fruit and croissants on offer

 

[Lonely_Scot]

Morning lovely - I have fruit and croissants on offer

Oohhh I'm starving now.

 

[Lonely_Scot]

Right, who bought it?

 

[lingus60]

Morning.

*looks round*

Anyone got brekkie going?

For you…… Saturday scramblies?

 

[lingus60]

Just realised…. June 1st today. It’s officially summer

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

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Right, who bought it?

Calling @Yesok1, we have no room for this, send it back!

 

[deft]

Giant cock chairs? Must be the weekend!

Mornin', all!

 

[joclfc]

Can you imagine. His head turning into a tomatoes, as he types. Only to explode on the final full stop. He only begins once he has auto-generated a new head.

Sounds like the Phoenix in Harry Potter

 

[joclfc]

Morning all, beautiful day again

 

[stickygirl]

Calling @Yesok1, we have no room for this, send it back!

I was going to say 'surely you can squeeze it in' then decided not to...

 

[Polranny]

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Right, who bought it?

Not sure but it was lot69 in the catalogue

 

[joclfc]

Kettle's on anyone want a cuppa?

 

[deft]

Kettle's on anyone want a cuppa?

Just made a coffee, thank you… but I’m sure one of these thirsty women could do with one!

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Just made a coffee, thank you… but I’m sure one of these thirsty women could do with one!

Got a coffee here too, with hints of hazelnut.

 

[deft]

Got a coffee here too, with hints of hazelnut.

Now that’s how to start a weekend!