Anyone from the UK?

[AmandaKellyUK]

I think she’s rather tied up with @Yesok1

I can neither confirm or deny that any tying up has taken place……

 

[Saltfountain]

The last time a friend asked me to “help them out” I looked over and he’d unzipped his flies

Not hearing this as a complaint

And I'm betting you were on your knees

 

[joclfc]

But you are a cunt

Oh thanks, now you're having a go at me

 

[Saltfountain]

Amanda in a wheelchair, limbless after a weekend in Longleat

That's a challenging wank my friend.

Not my kink, but I'm not shaming you...

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Not hearing this as a complaint

And I'm betting you were on your knees

I politely suggested his wife was best placed to help him out like that……

 

[Saltfountain]

I politely suggested his wife was best placed to help him out like that……

But he found your words hard to understand with a mouthful of cock...

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

But he found your words hard to understand with a mouthful of cock...

For the record I have only ever given blowjobs to married men who weren’t married to any of my friends.

 

[Saltfountain]

For the record I have only ever given blowjobs to married men who weren’t married to any of my friends.

I seeeee

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I seeeee

I’ve always been classy like that!

 

[Saltfountain]

I’ve always been classy like that!

Won't Yesnowhatever get pissed when my cock is in your mouth though?

 

[MrDevereaux]

Very good thanks

Morning!

 

[joclfc]

Won't Yesnowhatever get pissed when my cock is in your mouth though?

Have you been at the Viagra this morning??

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Won't Yesnowhatever get pissed when my cock is in your mouth though?

That’s in my chequered past, @Yesok1 has me all to herself now

 

[MrDevereaux]

The last time a friend asked me to “help them out” I looked over and he’d unzipped his flies

I read that as files …

Was about to say: he’s a bit eager with the secretarial work. Did he bring own highlighters and filing system?

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I read that as files …

Was about to say: he’s a bit eager with the secretarial work. Did he bring own highlighters and filing system?

I’d have preferred that - always happy to help a friend who needs some business support

 

[Saltfountain]

Have you been at the Viagra this morning??

I'm so turned on by scooterboy and his lovely pm

I'm considering shaving a cunt strip down my beard so I can be more like him. I've already changed my tag in his honour

 

[orangecurious]

ok, i have coffee and have made breakfast.

i did get out of bed

HAPPY NOW???

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

ok, i have coffee and have made breakfast.

i did get out of bed

HAPPY NOW???

Yes, things are just starting, you have a whole day of adventures ahead of you!

 

[Saltfountain]

I’d have preferred that - always happy to help a friend who needs some business support

*photocopies cock 100 times and wanders over with the stapler*

 

[Saltfountain]

Yes, things are just starting, you have a whole day of adventures ahead of you!

Oh fuck, she's in cheery fucker mood again

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Oh fuck, she's in cheery fucker mood again

Always! Everyday is a gift - just think of all the fab things you get to do, see and hear. Right now I have birds and squirrels and sunshine and cats all making me smile as I watch them. I haven’t even left the garden yet - what a wonderful thing life can be!

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Oh fuck, she's in cheery fucker mood again

She's new relationship happy, long may it last

 

[lingus60]

I'm so turned on by scooterboy and his lovely pm

I'm considering shaving a cunt strip down my beard so I can be more like him. I've already changed my tag in his honour

You and me both.... just loved the way he propositioned me this morning... Mmmmm

 

[orangecurious]

Yes, things are just starting, you have a whole day of adventures ahead of you!

or... a whole day of panicking over going out and then not leaving the flat!

oh, i have birdy friends to see, so i will have to go out.

 

[Saltfountain]

Always! Everyday is a gift - just think of all the fab things you get to do, see and hear. Right now I have birds and squirrels and sunshine and cats all making me smile as I watch them. I haven’t even left the garden yet - what a wonderful thing life can be!

Make sure the gamekeeper doesn't shoot them as pests