Anyone from the UK?

[lingus60]

Is that the one where everyone puts dog leads in a bowl and then everyone gets to walk a different dog?

That wouldn't work here.... they're all whippets

 

[MrDevereaux]

That wouldn't work here.... they're all whippets

No wonder they think we’re all kinky.

 

[Lonely_Scot]

If everyone he’s is in the UK I have a question that I hope nobody minds me asking….. does anyone know of an adult theatre or a glory hole location?

If there's one near me, I'd definitely not go. Definitely not. Nope. Is there?

 

[lingus60]

LONG LIVE THE GLORIOUS REVOLUTIONARIES OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF YORKSHIRE - DOWN WITH THE RULING CLASS SOUTHERN ELITES, UP WITH CHEAPER HOUSE PRICES.

Join me on August 1st (Yorkshire day). We plan a mass march south; flat caps and whippets are the order of the day, hob nailed boots and sticks of Rhubarb (vicious weapons those are)

 

[English_Oak]

Are these rulers plastic, wooden or metal? It’s important.

and if plastic are they shatterproof I'd hate for anyone to get injured!

 

[Lonely_Scot]

Join me on August 1st (Yorkshire day). We plan a mass march south; flat caps and whippets are the order of the day, hob nailed boots and sticks of Rhubarb (vicious weapons those are)

I'll be on the sidelines throwing Scottish Blend tea bags and tunnocks caramel wafers at you.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

If there's one near me, I'd definitely not go. Definitely not. Nope. Is there?

Why do you say no? Are they bad over here?

 

[lingus60]

If everyone he’s is in the UK I have a question that I hope nobody minds me asking….. does anyone know of an adult theatre or a glory hole location?

Depends which town the friend you're asking for is in.....

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Depends which town the friend you're asking for is in.....

Is there one near London? If not the. Ones in Birmingham, Sheffield?

 

[lingus60]

Sorry can't help... everyone on here is way too naive and innocent to know about these things....... unless @Wriggle has any such knowledge???

 

[Lonely_Scot]

Why do you say no? Are they bad over here?

Sorry, my wit is witless. I'd be there in a shot. My dry spell is 6 years now.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Are these rulers plastic, wooden or metal? It’s important.

Wooden. Sustainable dontcha know?..

 

[SophieUK]

Wooden. Sustainable dontcha know?..

Splinters are a bonus, too

 

[Wriggle]

So Glory Hole.

It depends on whether you are the sucker or suckee.

 

[lingus60]

Wooden. Sustainable dontcha know?..

I definitely won't try to make any jokes about whether some woods are more sustainable than others

 

[MrDevereaux]

Wooden ones are great for twanging on the desk.

 

[SophieUK]

I definitely won't try to make any jokes about whether some woods are more sustainable than others

Does that mean that you recycle your wood?

 

[deft]

Glory holes? That’s racy!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Wooden ones are great for twanging on the desk.

Nothing like a good twanging. On a desk.

 

[Yesok1]

Is there one near London? If not the. Ones in Birmingham, Sheffield?

Soho in London, there are video shops, peep shows and theatre's. Not sure about glory holes, I don't partake.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Okay that’s very helpful, thank you

 

[Yesok1]

Wooden ones are great for twanging on the desk.

so biting my tongue...

 

[Yesok1]

Lock up your mother's.
I like them 40+

Lol, my doors locked! Need to keep you out! Any mothers who want to hide with me are more than welcome!

I'll keep my hands to myself, I promise!

 

[lingus60]

Nothing like a good twanging. On a desk.

You are talking about schooldays aren't you? Six of the best and all that. Can't think of anything else you might be alluding to........

 

[Wriggle]

Lol, my doors locked! Need to keep you out! Any mothers who want to hide with me are more than welcome!

I'll keep my hands to myself, I promise!

After yesterday?