Anyone from the UK?

[joclfc]

Easy, I tease the bottom off, and lick it out!

Are you still on about tea cakes?

 

[Lonely_Scot]

Easy, I tease the bottom off, and lick it out!

Of course you do

 

[Polranny]

I'll be on the sidelines throwing Scottish Blend tea bags and tunnocks caramel wafers at you.

I willbe throwing Aunt Bessies frozen yorkshire puddings

 

[Yesok1]

I'll be on the sidelines throwing Scottish Blend tea bags and tunnocks caramel wafers at you.

I'm going to throw a curd tart from the sidelines. Poor girl, arrived in the country escaping persecution to be thrown at some yorkshire people instead!

 

[MrDevereaux]

I'm going to throw a curd tart from the sidelines. Poor girl, arrived in the country escaping persecution to be thrown at some yorkshire people instead!

A curd tart … far tastier that a turd cart. Still have those, going round picking up horse muck …

 

[Polranny]

A curd tart … far tastier that a turd cart. Still have those, going round picking up horse muck …

I see you still like a spoon , Mr.D

 

[MrDevereaux]

I see you still like a spoon , Mr.D

Spoon’s a spoon around these parts.

 

[lingus60]

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Oooh... sign me up quick. I love people taking advantage of me......

 

[lingus60]

I'm going to throw a curd tart from the sidelines. Poor girl, arrived in the country escaping persecution to be thrown at some yorkshire people instead!

And here's me thinking I had friends on 'ere

 

[lingus60]

Spoon’s a spoon around these parts.

Yep.... we call a spade a f"@*$ing shovel

 

[MrDevereaux]

Oooh... sign me up quick. I love people taking advantage of me......

You heard it!

 

[lingus60]

Heard what? Was there a link?

 

[Lonely_Scot]

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I mean, it's a scam but if they pretend to like me I might sign up anyway.

 

[MrDevereaux]

Heard what? Was there a link?

A chain letter.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

What the shite is going on here today?!
I can't even blame @Wriggle this time

 

[lingus60]

Ahh.... that's boring! Not even any AI generated porn pics ...

 

[Heidi_UK]

What the shite is going on here today?!
I can't even blame @Wriggle this time

This is what happens when I leave you all to it.

 

[lingus60]

What the shite is going on here today?!
I can't even blame @Wriggle this time

They've been ganging up on us poor Yorkshire folk again Rosie ... oh and some scammer/catfisher appeared. Apart from that.... not much

 

[joclfc]

What the shite is going on here today?!
I can't even blame @Wriggle this time

Hi Rose, how are you today?

 

[MrDevereaux]

What the shite is going on here today?!
I can't even blame @Wriggle this time

*ducks under the desk, writing a note: wasn’t me*

 

[Yesok1]

@RosewoodTulip you're alright, it's the rest of them!

 

[positiveflirt]

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What the shite is going on here today?!
I can't even blame @Wriggle this time

@RosewoodTulip may I interest you in some real-life girls? I've made a *great* contact.

 

[Wriggle]

What the shite is going on here today?!
I can't even blame @Wriggle this time

Weird thing is - I said I was going to be naughty today

 

[RosewoodTulip]

@RosewoodTulip may I interest you in some real-life girls? I've made a *great* contact.

Just what I've always wanted. I love being poor and phone viruses are almost as good as the real thing too

 

[Yesok1]

I'm scared of blue waffle virus, I googled it yesterday, but got blue Belgian waffles. I have no idea, so wrap up your phone.