Anyone from the UK?

[joclfc]

Are these rulers plastic, wooden or metal? It’s important.

Plastic or wooden I'd say

 

[Yesok1]

After yesterday?

Look, that was just a bit of fun! Don't tell Amanda

 

[joclfc]

Sorry can't help... everyone on here is way too naive and innocent to know about these things....... unless @Wriggle has any such knowledge???

Wriggle probably knows the post box numbers

 

[joclfc]

Soho in London, there are video shops, peep shows and theatre's. Not sure about glory holes, I don't partake.

Different kind of hole for you

 

[munch2much]

If everyone he’s is in the UK I have a question that I hope nobody minds me asking….. does anyone know of an adult theatre or a glory hole location?

Well this might not be ideal, but I’ve yet to fix the hole in my fence. I have an electric sander to minimise splinters …I could even do it your side too? Only an hour away from Sheffield!

But seriously, good luck with your search

 

[Wriggle]

I have had many an offer to suck me off through the letterbox.

 

[Wriggle]

Look, that was just a bit of fun! Don't tell Amanda

When the pussy is away the mice will play....

She clearly said she doesn't want to know what we get up to.

 

[lingus60]

I have had many an offer to suck me off through the letterbox.

I hope they're not those super springy, vicious ones..... ouch!

 

[Daisy_Love]

I'll be on the sidelines throwing Scottish Blend tea bags and tunnocks caramel wafers at you.

I’ll bring the tunnocks tea cakes and irn bru!!

 

[Yesok1]

I’ll bring the tunnocks tea cakes and irn bru!!

I love those teacakes. I won't say how I eat them, but... yummy!

 

[Daisy_Love]

Nothing like a good twanging. On a desk.

Or banging!

 

[Wriggle]

I hope they're not those super springy, vicious ones..... ouch!

 

[SophieUK]

I’ll bring the tunnocks tea cakes and irn bru!!

Golly I haven’t had a tunnocks in a while …

 

[Yesok1]

Or banging!

Could whip up a storm with a wooden rule!

 

[SophieUK]

Well this might not be ideal, but I’ve yet to fix the hole in my fence. I have an electric sander to minimise splinters …I could even do it your side too? Only an hour away from Sheffield!

But seriously, good luck with your search

Sounds like one of those ‘pop up’ shops …

 

[munch2much]

I’ll bring the tunnocks tea cakes and irn bru!!

Hmmm I bought a family pack on Tuesday. Gone in 20 minutes …no family involved

 

[Lonely_Scot]

Hmmm I bought a family pack on Tuesday. Gone in 20 minutes …no family involved

I fully endorse your approach

 

[Lonely_Scot]

I love those teacakes. I won't say how I eat them, but... yummy!

Oh now, we have to know. I eat the chocolate shell then the mallow and the base is last.

 

[Yesok1]

Get yer credit cards at the ready, fellas

Oh! Just fellas

 

[Daisy_Love]

Oh! Just fellas

I assumed it was aimed at men

 

[Yesok1]

I assumed it was aimed at men

I've got my credit card out to date real life girls, and to have the thrill of being scammed!

 

[SophieUK]

Hmmm I bought a family pack on Tuesday. Gone in 20 minutes …no family involved

The British (Scottish?) equivalent of ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ ?

 

[munch2much]

The British (Scottish?) equivalent of ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ ?

Them there Tunnocks people really know how to increase my waistline!

It’s a sacrifice im prepared to make

 

[MrDevereaux]

Credit cards? I’ll use wriggle’s hotel room key, I hear he stays in one of them fancy hotels …

 

[Yesok1]

Oh now, we have to know. I eat the chocolate shell then the mallow and the base is last.

Easy, I tease the bottom off, and lick it out!