MrDevereaux
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Phone virus. Closest I get to an STD
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Sextually Transmitted DiseasePhone virus. Closest I get to an STD
I am so glad I have never been subjected to thatI'm scared of blue waffle virus, I googled it yesterday, but got blue Belgian waffles. I have no idea, so wrap up your phone.
Wow, Coming from @Wand3rlustyou're all weird.
Yep.
BT has had STD for agesI'm scared of blue waffle virus, I googled it yesterday, but got blue Belgian waffles. I have no idea, so wrap up your phone.
you're all weird.
Yep.
*makes a badge*you're all weird.
Yep.
I thought that's how you got in the door here?*makes a badge*
I thought that was a thorough knowledge of bin days.I thought that's how you got in the door here?
Only if you know the bin codeWe don't need no stinkin' badges...
Sniffs Wan3r's hair.you're all weird.
Yep.
Thank youyou're all weird.
Yep.
You could make a voodoo doll...Sniffs Wan3r's hair.
Left on the hairdresser's floor.
Sniffs Wand3r's shoesI'm trying to work - stop distracting me with your...... shenanigans....
Turn your notifications off then or close your porn laptopI'm trying to work - stop distracting me with your...... shenanigans....
Calls an ambulance for wriggle in anticipationSniffs Wand3r's shoes
That she gave to charity
Don't you need some hair for one of those?You could make a voodoo doll...
So you're saying bald people are immune from its magic?Don't you need some hair for one of those?
I'm not suggesting where you get it from but try Yesok1 toothbrush first
Oh .... that didn't come out too well.....I mean't in anticipation of @Wand3rlust reaction.... not the effect of the sniffingCalls an ambulance for wriggle in anticipation