Anyone from the UK?

[Wriggle]

I've only just got up

i have fallen and i cannot get up

Does that happen to you too?

I might have to take them down.

I had no idea they would have such an effect.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Oh go on then....

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Swit swoo

I feel like a Victorian gentleman catching a glimpse of an ankle

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I daren't post an image of my knees given they're covered in scars and only vaguely resemble something human like.

 

[Lonely_Scot]

I daren't post an image of my knees given they're covered in scars and only vaguely resemble something human like.

Ach go on.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Ach go on.

If I contort myself into the correct position, I shall try later.

 

[Polranny]

Showing my knees to anyone is fraught with danger

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Every time I leave this thread alone it fills up with pages of lewd comments, innuendo and people getting their bits out. It’s never like that when I’m on here - I’m starting to take it personally.

 

[orangecurious]

my bits are firmly under cover, thank you!

 

[Lonely_Scot]

Every time I leave this thread alone it fills up with pages of lewd comments, innuendo and people getting their bits out. It’s never like that when I’m on here - I’m starting to take it personally.

I'm sure you give as good as you get.

 

[Wriggle]

Ssshhhh everyone.
The staid lady is back.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Ssshhhh everyone.
The staid lady is back.

 

[Wriggle]

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

 

[Lonely_Scot]

This, but other way too...obviously.

 

[Polranny]

I am not sure I can take much more of @Wriggle and @amandak flirting

 

[Wriggle]

I am not sure I can take much more of @Wriggle and @amandak flirting

We're fucking not flirting.

I'm shocked you would even bring the poor woman's name into the chat - she's never even posted since she joined in 2017

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

Every time I leave this thread alone it fills up with pages of lewd comments, innuendo and people getting their bits out. It’s never like that when I’m on here - I’m starting to take it personally.

You want lewd comments about yourself? Or have bits taken out for you?

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I am not sure I can take much more of @Wriggle and @amandak flirting

@amandak is his perfect flirting partner - she has made 0 posts

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

What do you call a dog that can do magic?



A Labracadabrador.

Thank you. I'm here all week. Try the chicken!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

It's this kind of perception and misinformation that means I'm the singlest man on the boards.

We're fucking not flirting.

See how people get confused?

 

[Lonely_Scot]

Knees innit. Not too knobbly.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Knees innit. Not too knobbly.
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Seriously it's like you all want me to faint

 

[Wriggle]

See how people get confused?

I'm the most confused of all

 

[Lonely_Scot]

Seriously it's like you all want me to faint

I'd be surprised

 

[Wriggle]

Knees innit. Not too knobbly.
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Knobbliest so far