Anyone from the UK?

[Wriggle]

No anger.
That means you're winning.

 

[orangecurious]

wowzers, @RosewoodTulip we have a red H!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

wowzers, @RosewoodTulip we have a red H!

That's excellent! It really is such a good story and deserves all the love

 

[lingus60]

Every time I leave this thread alone it fills up with pages of lewd comments, innuendo and people getting their bits out. It’s never like that when I’m on here - I’m starting to take it personally.

I tried to keep 'em under control but then someone mentioned a knobbly knees contest and all hell broke loose....

 

[Lonely_Scot]

I'm borderline miffed. Not quite annoyed. Grrr.

 

[stickygirl]

blimey, nearly 750 views already!

Deserved

 

[orangecurious]

1,500 now! blimey. seriously blimey!

 

[stickygirl]

Knees innit. Not too knobbly.
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Seen worse


In an animal shelter

 

[orangecurious]

Hey, Ms Sticks. how was the sailing?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Pray for me people. I've just eaten sushi that is a day past it's sell by date...

I didn't see the date until I threw the packaging away...

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Pray for me people. I've just eaten sushi that is a day past it's sell by date...

I didn't see the date until I threw the packaging away...

Well it was nice knowing you

 

[orangecurious]

what's the worse than can happen?

*loads shotgun*

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

what's the worse than can happen?

*loads shotgun*

It's alright, I've got my own rifle. If I start projectile vomitting and shitting through the eye of a needle, I'll just end it there and then.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

It's alright, I've got my own rifle. If I start projectile vomitting and shitting through the eye of a needle, I'll just end it there and then.

 

[orangecurious]

we're gonna need a thicker rug or you'll hurt yourself!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I know how to woo the ladies.

 

[orangecurious]

so do I

*puts on a Nick Cave song*

 

[RosewoodTulip]

so do I

*puts on a Nick Cave song*

Please don't make me faint again. My back hurts

 

[orangecurious]

*puts down a thick rug*

I can give you hand down, if you want.

 

[lingus60]

Pray for me people. I've just eaten sushi that is a day past it's sell by date...

I didn't see the date until I threw the packaging away...

You'll be fine Wonks... they always give 'emselves a day or two leeway. If I'm wrong.... it's been great knowing you

 

[NorthernCardinal]

Loves me a bit of Nick Cave.

 

[orangecurious]

Loves me a bit of Nick Cave.

fab... new story has lots of references, including the title.. thanks to Rosie.

 

[stickygirl]

Hey, Ms Sticks. how was the sailing?

No sailing today. Lazy day though I did row two miles

 

[NorthernCardinal]

fab... new story has lots of references, including the title.. thanks to Rosie.

Just started it.

 

[orangecurious]

No sailing today. Lazy day though I did row two miles

i need a lie down just reading that!

glad you're doing ok.