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That's excellent! It really is such a good story and deserves all the lovewowzers, @RosewoodTulip we have a red H!
I tried to keep 'em under control but then someone mentioned a knobbly knees contest and all hell broke loose....Every time I leave this thread alone it fills up with pages of lewd comments, innuendo and people getting their bits out. It’s never like that when I’m on here - I’m starting to take it personally.
Deservedblimey, nearly 750 views already!
Well it was nice knowing youPray for me people. I've just eaten sushi that is a day past it's sell by date...
I didn't see the date until I threw the packaging away...
It's alright, I've got my own rifle. If I start projectile vomitting and shitting through the eye of a needle, I'll just end it there and then.what's the worse than can happen?
*loads shotgun*
It's alright, I've got my own rifle. If I start projectile vomitting and shitting through the eye of a needle, I'll just end it there and then.
we're gonna need a thicker rug or you'll hurt yourself!
I know how to woo the ladies.
Please don't make me faint again. My back hurtsso do I
*puts on a Nick Cave song*
You'll be fine Wonks... they always give 'emselves a day or two leeway. If I'm wrong.... it's been great knowing youPray for me people. I've just eaten sushi that is a day past it's sell by date...
I didn't see the date until I threw the packaging away...
fab... new story has lots of references, including the title.. thanks to Rosie.Loves me a bit of Nick Cave.
No sailing today. Lazy day though I did row two milesHey, Ms Sticks. how was the sailing?
Just started it.fab... new story has lots of references, including the title.. thanks to Rosie.
i need a lie down just reading that!No sailing today. Lazy day though I did row two miles