Anyone from the UK?

Me : Excuse me, have you got the time?
Polite Londoner: Just gives me a funny look and walks off.
Regular Londoner: Doesnt acknowledge me at all.
Rude Londoner: Do I look like big ben to you.
Wand3r: *looks at watch, remembers she forgot to put it on, cos she forgot to charge it, goes for her phone, drops phone, swears, remembers person, apologises, finally gives time*
 
Cultivated..... nice big bulbs. I did forage wild garlic back in the spring. It grows everywhere in the woods around here.
I'll use them to make confit garlic which in turn makes amazing garlic mayo

i love seeing wild garlic... and the smell... *kof* grass snakes smell of wild garlic when they musk on you. don't ask. i like the smell
 
Wand3r: *looks at watch, remembers she forgot to put it on, cos she forgot to charge it, goes for her phone, drops phone, swears, remembers person, apologises, finally gives time*
i usually just show my watch... it hasn't got numbers, so it saves me trying to work it out. they then usually walk off mumbling
 
Sounds like Londoners and Berliners have a lot in common. Is it a capital thing? And what are people living in a capital called? Capitalians? Capitalists?
 
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