Anyone from the UK?

[Wand3rlust]

I just sent all my accounts to my accountant for my vat return. Go me. I hate vat.

Good boy.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

As a kid, I once asked a cop for the time which he gladly gave me. He must have seen the look on my face because he asked what was up. I told him my mum had told me to be home by tea time and I was going to be in trouble. A few minutes later, I was in the back of his car and he dropped me off.

I think my mum had a heart attack when she saw me rocking up in the back of a paddy wagon.

 

[Wriggle]

It won't surprise anyone when I tell them I can make friends on the London underground.
They love me

 

[Wriggle]

And Parisians
They loved me too

 

[orangecurious]

yeah, there are some weird fuckers on the tube, usually asking for money for a shelter (always wearing nice trainers though).

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

yeah, there are some weird fuckers on the tube, usually asking for money for a shelter (always wearing nice trainers though).

I had a woman get on and hand out cards, saying she was homeless and if we donated money, we'd get a gift.

Some guy gave the woman £10 and he got a gift alright - half a pack of pocket sized tissues.

Bargain.

 

[Wand3rlust]

And Parisians
They loved me too

Maybe you have no self awareness?

 

[lingus60]

And Parisians
They loved me too

Ooh la la

 

[orangecurious]

sacre bleu

 

[Wriggle]

Maybe you have no self awareness?

Or maybe I'm really smiley, approachable and charismatic.

Maybe I give of an aura of positivity that everyone wants to hoover up?

 

[Wand3rlust]

'Everyone'?

 

[Wriggle]

Ok everyone is hyperbole.

But.
People love to suck and feed off my energy.

 

[orangecurious]

*sips coffee*

 

[lingus60]

*quaffs ale*

 

[orangecurious]

*raises mug to Ling*

 

[RosewoodTulip]

*coughs (while) ill*

 

[lingus60]

Still? Sending whisky and hot lemon post haste....

 

[orangecurious]

sending ginger nuts

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Still? Sending whisky and hot lemon post haste....

sending ginger nuts

Thank you

 

[Wand3rlust]

Just for the avoidance of doubt, I'm not sucking or feeding off of anything @Wriggle related.

hope you feel better soon Rosie.

 

[orangecurious]

hello lovely people. Hope you are all doing well

 

[lingus60]

Just for the avoidance of doubt, I'm not sucking or feeding off of anything @Wriggle related.

hope you feel better soon Rosie.

Thank God for that.... I thought he was touting a new cold cure or something...

 

[Wriggle]

I'm just feeling like my chi is low today.
A lot of psychic vampires have feasted on me for too long.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I'm just feeling like my chi is low today.
A lot of psychic vampires have feasted on me for too long.

Jeez I know I'm pale today but you didn’t have to actually stake me in the heart like that

 

[Wriggle]

Jeez I know I'm pale today but you didn’t have to actually stake me in the heart like that

Where would you like me to stake you?