orangecurious
Part Raccoon
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- May 13, 2005
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Quoi de neuf?
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A frilly French maid apron. HehehehePass him an apron
Whatever else you do.... do not..... I repeat... do not use a tourniquetRight... I need everyone's expert opinion on something major...
What's the best solution for a cut on the nutsack?
It hurts like buggery and bleeds even worse.
Je ne sais quoi.Quoi de neuf?
Voudrais-tu du haggisJe ne sais quoi.
no advice … usually any shaving cuts get savlon.Right... I need everyone's expert opinion on something major...
What's the best solution for a cut on the nutsack?
It hurts like buggery and bleeds even worse.
Mange-tout, Mange-tout!Voudrais-tu du haggis
A cunning one, too! Wonder if he does stunts??Ooooh a linguist. Welcome. I better brush up on my French.
un gros minet, tu es sûr ?J'ai cru voir un gros minet
Mais oui, mais oui!un gros minet, tu es sûr ?
Je ne sais pas pourquoiun gros minet, tu es sûr ?
Alors mieux vaut cacher les bons couverts.Mais oui, mais oui!
Stop the bleeding (tissue paper)
Thin layer of sudocreme
Go commando today/ wear a kilt.
Ouch! Poor you.
Pourquoi non???Voudrais-tu du haggis
Any antiseptic cream will do but vaseline works well on eyebrows and head knocks where skin is then and takes ages to clot.I've gone through half a roll of Andrex so far.
I haven't got Sudocrem but I've got some germolene? Will that do?
Awww. How‘s your Spanish??I like lots of countries, let me take you around the world
Vous êtes les bienvenus pour essayer mon haggis ma damePourquoi non???
AmputationRight... I need everyone's expert opinion on something major...
What's the best solution for a cut on the nutsack?
It hurts like buggery and bleeds even worse.
Comment te dire adieu?????Je ne sais pas pourquoi
Some nurse you'd make.Amputation
Sorry, can't let this go. You came hooowwww much?I've gone through half a roll of Andrex so far.
Haggis sur un bagel avec du beurre? Je voudrais aussi un peu du Iron Bru!!Vous êtes les bienvenus pour essayer mon haggis ma dame
It's the one word response we all expected.Amputation
A whole roll? That’s some clean up operation. Will a mop be easier? I’ll get the dettolSorry, can't let this go. You came hooowwww much?