Anyone from the UK?

[MrDevereaux]

You just have to poke her in the eye. It soon sorts that out.

Also, try peeing on her. It marks your dominance...

Works for lions...

Makes notes.

Poking. Peeing. Lions.

So, ideal first date is Safari Park?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Makes notes.

Poking. Peeing. Lions.

So, ideal first date is Safari Park?

Yes! Take @Wand3rlust to Longleat.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Is he a terribly unfunny person like you. If so I doubt it

Yeah, great way to make friends.

 

[orangecurious]

Is he a terribly unfunny person like you. If so I doubt it

Good start, insult people.
Maybe troll somewhere else

 

[MrDevereaux]

Is he a terribly unfunny person like you. If so I doubt it

Says the low count poster whose handle is a terrible attempt at terrible humour.

 

[orangecurious]

Just another alting troll

 

[MrDevereaux]

Just another alting troll

Skin head?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

A bit like people taking the piss out of newcomers to the site. I really couldn't give a flying fuck if you like me or not. Funny how it's acceptable from established members to try and be funny towards new ones, but everyone is so far up each other's arses they simp instantly if someone doesn't accept it.

A bit like people coming to the site and playing Billy Big Bollocks.

This thread is full of friendly people with gentle banter. The fact of the matter is, you're so dense, you take it seriously.

Ana asked if you looked like a tennis player and you've gone off the deep end. How about you go set yourself up in the Politics area? That's where all the cunts hang out.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Right. Hopefully the moron will go away. I'm off to go kick these workmen into gear now that I've stopped bleeding out.

Have a good day all.

 

[MrDevereaux]

Right. Hopefully the moron will go away. I'm off to go kick these workmen into gear now that I've stopped bleeding out.

Have a good day all.

Get that cut sorted!

 

[Daisy_Love]

Wow! Someone realllllly doesn’t like tennis!

Good morning you wee beauties

 

[MrDevereaux]

Wow! Someone realllllly doesn’t like tennis!

Good morning you wee beauties

Morning, Daisy!

No liking tennis but wanted his balls played with

 

[Daisy_Love]

Morning, Daisy!

No liking tennis but wanted his balls played with

I think he had them handed to him, no?
Bless his wee cotton socks!

 

[Anastasia1999]

I think he had them handed to him, no?
Bless his wee cotton socks!

We need Carlos with his tennis racket to take care of that for him. Ace!!

Hehehe!!

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Right. Hopefully the moron will go away. I'm off to go kick these workmen into gear now that I've stopped bleeding out.

Have a good day all.

He’s been escorted out of the thread. Leaving the posts so as to not polish up his post history (and because y’all handled it well).

 

[Great_Scot]

He’s been escorted out of the thread. Leaving the posts so as to not polish up his post history.

 

[orangecurious]

Right... le Tour starts soon and i will miss it as i am off to a gig

Crazy times

 

[Anastasia1999]

Right... le Tour starts soon and i will miss it as i am off to a gig

Crazy times

Enjoy the gig!

 

[orangecurious]

Enjoy the gig!

Danke
Merci
Eskerrik asko
Tusen takk
Thank you

 

[Anastasia1999]

Danke
Merci
Eskerrik asko
Tusen takk
Thank you

Oooooh Basque!

Who needs a Cunning Linguist anyway??

 

[deft]

Do you look like Carlos Alcaraz by any chance??

I look a little like Steffi Graf, if that’s of interest

 

[Wriggle]

He’s been escorted out of the thread. Leaving the posts so as to not polish up his post history (and because y’all handled it well).

You are doing the lord's work, TPH.

And that's from an atheist.

 

[Wriggle]

Has there been a higher than usual new accounts here recently?

 

[orangecurious]

Go! le Tour est depart! Km0

Ok, off now... Take care all

 

[deft]

Has there been a higher than usual new accounts here recently?

I blame A.I.