Great_Scot
VenerablePepperySap
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Irn bru sans sucre ? de la sauce sur ton bagel ?Haggis sur un bagel avec du beurre? Je voudrais aussi un peu du Iron Bru!!
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Irn bru sans sucre ? de la sauce sur ton bagel ?Haggis sur un bagel avec du beurre? Je voudrais aussi un peu du Iron Bru!!
I am not familiar with germolene but I like the Vaseline idea from @Great_ScotI've gone through half a roll of Andrex so far.
I haven't got Sudocrem but I've got some germolene? Will that do?
I have a mop.A whole roll? That’s some clean up operation. Will a mop be easier? I’ll get the dettol
I mean. I don't have balls, and I'm fine. You can all manage without. ..It's the one word response we all expected.
Yeah, it nips. I remember one time a nurse rubbed it on one of my anal fissures....Well... Here's a situation report for anyone interested... If you aren't interested, you're getting it anyway...
Germolene stings like buggery.
Literally no. Metaphorically, you have massive ones.I mean. I don't have balls, and I'm fine. You can all manage without. ..
It's pleasant at the moment!Right time to get ready to leave... Off to stand outside all day.. in Scotland
What could go wrong?
*crosses legs and puts Wand3r back on Christmas card list*I mean. I don't have balls, and I'm fine. You can all manage without. ..
Iron Bru dans une tasse avec sucre hehehehe!!Irn bru sans sucre ? de la sauce sur ton bagel ?
Aren’t they a bit wet and slippery?Yeah, it nips. I remember one time a nurse rubbed it on one of my anal fissures....
j'arrive tout de suite madameIron Bru dans une tasse avec sucre hehehehe!!
Oh no!! I kinda knew it!!Well... Here's a situation report for anyone interested... If you aren't interested, you're getting it anyway...
Germolene stings like buggery.
Good god lad, I am trying to eat my breakfast!!!!!! LOL.Yeah, it nips. I remember one time a nurse rubbed it on one of my anal fissures....
The nurses?Aren’t they a bit wet and slippery?
No, she had sensible shoes on.Aren’t they a bit wet and slippery?
Wimp.*crosses legs and puts Wand3r back on Christmas card list*
That's the last time I use a cut throat razor. I've managed to stop the bleeding for now.Oh no!! I kinda knew it!!
Leave the shaving of the nether regions to the underwear models I say.
Sensible shoes from Clark’s?No, she had sensible shoes on.
Do you look like Carlos Alcaraz by any chance??I like a bit of Spanish
Wimp.
Where else. Looks like a brogue.Sensible shoes from Clark’s?
Rhyming slang?She has quite the stare.
She has quite the stare.