Anyone from the UK?

[orangecurious]

i'm staying out of the shower thread for a while then!

 

[Great_Scot]

I took your strawberries and made jam

You're most welcome to what's left.

 

[Great_Scot]

I took your jam and rubbed it all over my body.

That took a turn

i'm staying out of the shower thread for a while then!

We're going to need the big scratchy cloth...

 

[stickygirl]

Now I wait to hear the lids pop later this evening and can relax, knowing I have not created botulism

 

[lingus60]

Is popping one's lid a euphemism I haven't heard before... innocent as I am

 

[lingus60]

Meanwhile... garden update on the jam front. Already picked redcurrants and gooseberries and ready to make the jam. Raspberries starting to ripen

 

[stickygirl]

Is popping one's lid a euphemism I haven't heard before... innocent as I am

Perhaps you're thinking of popping one's clogs?
A proper domestic day. Is there footie on?
Oh dear 1-1 to the clockers huh? Why is the 'greatest football team' so shite at playing it?

 

[stickygirl]

So is it rock paper scissors in the footie? My cousins WhatsApp group has fallen silent

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

Not yet, they're still on extra time.

 

[Great_Scot]

This is more stressful than watching Scotland.

 

[Polranny]

My dog is furious, he need his walk

 

[stickygirl]

Penalties… against the giants of football, Switzerland

 

[Great_Scot]

 

[LeBaronSamedi]

What happened? England can win on penalties?

 

[LucieLou007]

Dare i say it "It's Coming Home"

 

[lingus60]

Premature ejaculation ???

 

[Anastasia1999]

Jammy feckers. Well done England.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Dare i say it "It's Coming Home"

NOOOOOOOO!

Don't say that. As soon as everyone starts saying that, we bugger it up.

 

[Great_Scot]

Dare i say it "It's Coming Home"

It bloody better not be. They are still going on about winning something 58 years ago.

 

[stickygirl]

NOOOOOOOO!

Don't say that. As soon as everyone starts saying that, we bugger it up.

It’s already home- us girls had to go and get it

 

[Wand3rlust]

️️

 

[Great_Scot]

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Don't you start too. Pfffftt

 

[lingus60]

Jammy dodgers... not so subtle biscuit reference...

 

[Great_Scot]

Jammy dodgers... not so subtle biscuit reference...

The game fair yo-yo'd. Does that count?

 

[orangecurious]

just cos Cav got the record, doesn't mean it's comi... you're not talking about le Tour are you?