Anyone from the UK?

Hey Wonky..... you haven't kicked me up the ass for yonks!
Mate, I'd NEVER kick you up the arse. I respect you far too much...

... I'd kick you in the shin though.
I'm away. Internet is sketchy. I'm having cocktails. Be excellent to each other.
Have fun! Don't go skinny dipping unless you take photos with the intention of sending them all to me!
Friday curry evening. I'm cooking a chicken jalfrezi at the moment. Rice, naans, raita, mango chutney and lime pickle....... yummy yum
Oh mate. Save me some, please? All I can manage to make myself today is a corned beef sandwich. 😟
Don't leave me with them! 😭

I mean...
Afternoon friends 😁
🫥 Rosie.

You changed your tune from last night. What's happened to "Oh Wonks. You're such a hunk and I am hopelessly smitten with you? I log onto Lit every day and when I see you post, my heart skips a beat?"

Oh. Sorry, I know that was confidential but meh, everyone knows you love me lots. 😍
 
Hehe thanks, @lingus60 - noone else eats nice food. They all have oats and cereal.and some shit.

I’ll have you know that my breakfasts are to die for. This morning I had chopped mango, blueberries, strawberries mixed with full fat quark and sprinkled with nuts and seeds.

And a proper coffee with frothed milk and cinnamon.

❤️❤️😂😂
 
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