Anyone from the UK?

[lingus60]

I can murder a  bottle glass right now.

Long walk and an irn bru mate... take care!

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

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I might taste some tonight! But, I got mine earlier in the week, so it may be my own.

As I take a finger, I'd look into her eyes. I see the smile spread across her face as I slide the finger gently, and assertively between my lips.

I hold it firmly. I suck it as I slide it into my wet mouth. My tongue circles and plays with the tip, and the underside of the finger.

Her eyes fixate on mine as our focus is not broken. The twinkle in her eyes, the creases on her forehead pronounced in amazed lust.

I slide the finger, back and forth before it pops from my lips.

"I wish that was my finger." She frowns.

"Mmmh, with your lady sauce? But the sugar on this is so sweet." I giggle as I bite the soggy finger and chew.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Right. I've got two options and lot can choose the destination.

I'll be doing a flight tonight. Departing from London Gatwick. Where do I fly to?

Madrid

or

Gibraltar

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Gibraltar, that'd be an interesting landing!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Agree with Gibraltar

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

If there's bonking in horny jail, I'm guilty as charged! Take me away, PC Rosie.

Oh and can I tu-ur-lip?

 

[Great_Scot]

Right. I've got two options and lot can choose the destination.

I'll be doing a flight tonight. Departing from London Gatwick. Where do I fly to?

Madrid

or

Gibraltar

Gibraltar but either would be good. Can you swing by and do a pick up on your way?

 

[lingus60]

Madrid's further though, and you get to fly over the Picos...... depends on the weather. The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Right. I've got two options and lot can choose the destination.

I'll be doing a flight tonight. Departing from London Gatwick. Where do I fly to?

Madrid

or

Gibraltar

Oh, and is it gay airlines, where I can be a sexy airline hostess in latex uniform serving sexy ladies who are only allowed to travel in lingerie? Please!

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Madrid's further though, and you get to fly over the Picos...... depends on the weather. The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain

And I'll make it mainly on the 🛩

 

[Anastasia1999]

I had tortelloni pesto for my dinner. Cooked by my son. Real comfort food from a packet and a jar.

 

[lingus60]

Oh, and is it gay airlines, where I can be a sexy airline hostess in latex uniform serving sexy ladies who are only allowed to travel in lingerie? Please!

And the gay guys have to travel in YMCA uniforms I guess?

 

[lingus60]

I had tortelloni pesto for my dinner. Cooked by my son. Real comfort food from a packet and a jar.

Nice... at least you didn't have to eat @Thirsty_Hellcat_J s fingers

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

And the gay guys have to travel in YMCA uniforms I guess?

No leather caps and leather Alan partridge pants. I reckon it could be an interesting flight.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Madrid's further though, and you get to fly over the Picos...... depends on the weather. The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain

It's further to Gibraltar. Madrid is 730 miles. Gibraltar is 1015.

Oh, and is it gay airlines, where I can be a sexy airline hostess in latex uniform serving sexy ladies who are only allowed to travel in lingerie? Please!

No.

Ooh I forgot. It's EasyJet tonight

 

[lingus60]

No leather caps and leather Alan partridge pants. I reckon it could be an interesting flight.

In case of emergency, necessity, oxygen masks will drop from the panel above you.....

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

It's further to Gibraltar. Madrid is 730 miles. Gibraltar is 1015.

No.

@RosewoodTulip we'll have to get another flight!

 

[Anastasia1999]

It's further to Gibraltar. Madrid is 730 miles. Gibraltar is 1015.

No.

I am toying with the idea of driving to Gibraltar after Christmas.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Right. Gib it is. I'll have to brush up on my VOR landing ops. I'll set it up

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Come on Ingerlaaand!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I am toying with the idea of driving to Gibraltar after Christmas.

I've never been. However one of my mates was stationed there when in the military and says it's nice. Crowded though.

 

[lingus60]

Are the famous cliff monkeys still there?

 

[stickygirl]

Can I join you in Gibraltar later - I gotta be in Switzerlandier for the footie

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Can I join you in Gibraltar later - I gotta be in Switzerlandier for the footie

Are you watching England tonight? Proper football.