RosewoodTulip
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Deft likes circumcised sausage.My life changed when I had Lorne sausage. None of that icky skin nonsense
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Deft likes circumcised sausage.My life changed when I had Lorne sausage. None of that icky skin nonsense
Just drinking and shouting at the tele.Celebrating or just wealthy?
I couldn't watch it.Just drinking and shouting at the tele.
Fall, does my fucking head in. Why climb a rusty tower. I know what happens, it still makes my legs jelly up each time though.
The Lorne sausage is Scottish and is like a square burger.I'm confused.
Aren't all sausages ground meat?
Some are put into casings as "links" and some are just like mince, where you can shape it into patties.
Is that just an American thing?
The true British banger has a skin like a thin condom made from animal intestines. Quite often artificial collagen these days.I'm confused.
Aren't all sausages ground meat?
Some are put into casings as "links" and some are just like mince, where you can shape it into patties.
Is that just an American thing?
No. A sausage is a sausage.I'm confused.
Aren't all sausages ground meat?
Some are put into casings as "links" and some are just like mince, where you can shape it into patties.
Is that just an American thing?
Sorry but lorne is very different. It tends to be a courser meat so whilst you can call it a sausage it’s more like a spicy burger.No. A sausage is a sausage.
A square 'sausage' is a lump of meat that SHOULD be in a sausage but isn't.
See. NOT A FUCKING SAUSAGE.Sorry but lorne is very different. It tends to be a courser meat so whilst you can call it a sausage it’s more like a spicy burger.
*opens my freezer and sees round sausage patties AND a tube of ground sausage, but no links*No. A sausage is a sausage.
A square 'sausage' is a lump of meat that SHOULD be in a sausage but isn't.
No. No you haven't. Is it cylindrical? No? NOT A SAUSAGE!i've had a square vegetarian sausage
FIFY*opens my freezer and sees round sausage patties AND a tube of ground sausage meat, but no links*
*closes it quickly*
I see you have strong feelings about this!
But it shouldn’t be in a sausage it should be in a bun like a fucking burger!See. NOT A FUCKING SAUSAGE.
*ahem*
No. No you haven't. Is it cylindrical? No? NOT A SAUSAGE!
What about the flat one's you get in a McDonald's breakfast bap??No. No you haven't. Is it cylindrical? No? NOT A SAUSAGE!
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Just role those flat ones, and there you have: A sausage!What about the flat one's you get in a McDonald's breakfast bap??
Hope it gets published now!Like, I’ve had some bizarre rejections on this forum but this is a new one. Re-submitted with the links removed.
Also, evening! Hope you’ve had a good day.