Anyone from the UK?

[lingus60]

I was thinking the UK thread for the 2000 post.. cue the drum roll and all that... no pressure or anything...

 

[lingus60]

Failing that, we'll all just chat about the weather and stuff.... it is the UK thread after all...

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Failing that, we'll all just chat about the weather and stuff.... it is the UK thread after all...

We also have the 50000th post approaching. All systems go here lately!

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

I could do 75 posts about things beginning with, C, P and V.

How I love their look, smell and tastes, the similarities and differences.

The divine beauty of them that needs to be worshipped. My lips on theirs.

My tongue sliding up and down as my fingers slip effortlessly in and out.

How we moan simultaneously, me in awe of the reactions I'm receiving, her in the blissful moment approaching her end.

Or, I could obviously not... but, I might, you all know how I don't need the slightest encouragement to throw my thoughts on the hypnotic beauty of a woman's body.

 

[thefishfryer]

looking at page 1 @TheMarksman and @Daisy_Love are there

I thought @Daisy_Love was the winner.

 

[Adorabubble]

Hello. Back from shopping with girlfriend and she cooked dinner for me afterwards.

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Hello. Back from shopping with girlfriend and she cooked dinner for me afterwards.

Did you serve the dessert?

 

[thefishfryer]

Err.. I think I recognised that... I am a scientist fyi

Empirical evidence is not enough.

 

[Adorabubble]

Did you serve the dessert?

I was dessert

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Empirical evidence is not enough.

Oh, what sort? @stickygirl is also, I think.

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

I was dessert

That's the best part. I like being the pudding or the afters, lol.

 

[Adorabubble]

That's the best part. I like being the pudding or the afters, lol.

Can't work out if I was a sorbet or pudding

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Can't work out if I was a sorbet or pudding

I'll be buggered if I'd know! Ha ha. Pudding probably. Ha ha

 

[thefishfryer]

Oh, what sort? @stickygirl is also, I think.

You need a theory based on logic which can be verified by repetition.

 

[Adorabubble]

I'll be buggered if I'd know! Ha ha. Pudding probably. Ha ha

That sounds about right.

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

You need a theory based on logic which can be verified by repetition.

Could be anything, but I'm going physics!

 

[thefishfryer]

That sounds about right.

I had fresh fruit salad, if it's relevant.

 

[Adorabubble]

There's about 50000 posts over 2000 pages so it's 25 posts /page on average.

 

[Adorabubble]

I had fresh fruit salad, if it's relevant.

A nice pear?

 

[thefishfryer]

There's about 50000 posts over 2000 pages so it's 25 posts /page on average.

Divide and conquer.

 

[Adorabubble]

Divide and conquer.

Nearly conker season

 

[thefishfryer]

A nice pear?

Also apple, peach, plumbing and grapes

 

[Adorabubble]

Also apple, peach, plumbing and grapes

Luck to get a plumber these days.

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

There's about 50000 posts over 2000 pages so it's 25 posts /page on average.

Simple math's. If only I'd used my brain, the answer was there the whole time, lol.

 

[orangecurious]

Nearly conker season

saw some ready to drop the other day