thefishfryer
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I do like a shiny conker.Nearly conker season
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I do like a shiny conker.Nearly conker season
Simple math's. If only I'd used my brain, the answer was there the whole time, lol.
Costs an arm and a leg.Luck to get a plumber these days.
My mom stuck loads around the house as she thought it kept spiders out.I do like a shiny conker
I use peppermint spray, and guess what?My mom stuck loads around the house as she thought it kept spiders out.
It didn't
Peppermint flavoured spiders?I use peppermint spray, and guess what?
My mom stuck loads around the house as she thought it kept spiders out.
It didn't
You got it.Peppermint flavoured spiders?
A big one ran under my kitchen table last night, if only I'd had a conker.My mom stuck loads around the house as she thought it kept spiders out.
It didn't
Or some peppermintA big one ran under my kitchen table last night, if only I'd had a conker.
Is that where the phrase, "he was conked out" comes from?A big one ran under my kitchen table last night, if only I'd had a conker.
I have to get my partner to throw it out. I like playing the damsel in distress. When she's not around I just do it myself. Glass and a piece of card, and put him in the garden.A big one ran under my kitchen table last night, if only I'd had a conker.
I'm scared to ask, but how do you know?You got it.
I got a bird to go get it... oh hang on, wrong end, and it wasn't a spider either...I'm scared to ask, but how do you know?
Did it wriggle and wiggle and tickle?
I just left it there and went to bed. I guessed it would be gone in the morning.I have to get my partner to throw it out. I like playing the damsel in distress. When she's not around I just do it myself. Glass and a piece of card, and put him in the garden.
Tbh, they don't do any harm and they'll eat the flies. I mean I don't have flies, but that's what I believe.I just left it there and went to bed. I guessed it would be gone in the morning.
Agreed, you just have to vacuum away the cobwebs once a year.Tbh, they don't do any harm and they'll eat the flies. I mean I don't have flies, but that's what I believe.
Cobwebs, I don't have cobwebs. I clean them up before the cleaner comes around.Agreed, you just have to vacuum away the cobwebs once a year.
You have bats in the belfry?need to clear the cobwebs as bats don't like them.
not that they would get caught, but it's probably hard to fly when you're constantly trying to get strands off your furry lil face for hours afterwards
You have bats in the belfry?
Like the Ferengi?they wouldn't be in an active belfry as they have very sensitive ears.
#BatMyths
Depends how much latinum you have?Like the Ferengi?
I'll check in the pantry.............. No, just biscuits. lolDepends how much latinum you have?