Anyone from the UK?

[thefishfryer]

Nearly conker season

I do like a shiny conker.

 

[orangecurious]

Simple math's. If only I'd used my brain, the answer was there the whole time, lol.

that's why i counted the difference in post numbers on subsequent pages.

 

[thefishfryer]

Luck to get a plumber these days.

Costs an arm and a leg.

 

[Adorabubble]

I do like a shiny conker

My mom stuck loads around the house as she thought it kept spiders out.
It didn't

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

My mom stuck loads around the house as she thought it kept spiders out.
It didn't

I use peppermint spray, and guess what?

 

[Adorabubble]

I use peppermint spray, and guess what?

Peppermint flavoured spiders?

 

[orangecurious]

My mom stuck loads around the house as she thought it kept spiders out.
It didn't

it slows them down though as they stop to play... need to thread the conkers first, obvs, as spideys can't tie knots

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Peppermint flavoured spiders?

You got it.

 

[thefishfryer]

My mom stuck loads around the house as she thought it kept spiders out.
It didn't

A big one ran under my kitchen table last night, if only I'd had a conker.

 

[Adorabubble]

A big one ran under my kitchen table last night, if only I'd had a conker.

Or some peppermint

 

[barefootgirl69]

A big one ran under my kitchen table last night, if only I'd had a conker.

Is that where the phrase, "he was conked out" comes from?

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

A big one ran under my kitchen table last night, if only I'd had a conker.

I have to get my partner to throw it out. I like playing the damsel in distress. When she's not around I just do it myself. Glass and a piece of card, and put him in the garden.

 

[thefishfryer]

You got it.

I'm scared to ask, but how do you know?

Did it wriggle and wiggle and tickle?

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

I'm scared to ask, but how do you know?

Did it wriggle and wiggle and tickle?

I got a bird to go get it... oh hang on, wrong end, and it wasn't a spider either...

 

[thefishfryer]

I have to get my partner to throw it out. I like playing the damsel in distress. When she's not around I just do it myself. Glass and a piece of card, and put him in the garden.

I just left it there and went to bed. I guessed it would be gone in the morning.

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

I just left it there and went to bed. I guessed it would be gone in the morning.

Tbh, they don't do any harm and they'll eat the flies. I mean I don't have flies, but that's what I believe.

 

[thefishfryer]

Tbh, they don't do any harm and they'll eat the flies. I mean I don't have flies, but that's what I believe.

Agreed, you just have to vacuum away the cobwebs once a year.

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Agreed, you just have to vacuum away the cobwebs once a year.

Cobwebs, I don't have cobwebs. I clean them up before the cleaner comes around.

 

[orangecurious]

need to clear the cobwebs as bats don't like them.

not that they would get caught, but it's probably hard to fly when you're constantly trying to get strands off your furry lil face for hours afterwards

 

[thefishfryer]

need to clear the cobwebs as bats don't like them.

not that they would get caught, but it's probably hard to fly when you're constantly trying to get strands off your furry lil face for hours afterwards

You have bats in the belfry?

 

[orangecurious]

You have bats in the belfry?

they wouldn't be in an active belfry as they have very sensitive ears.

#BatMyths

 

[thefishfryer]

they wouldn't be in an active belfry as they have very sensitive ears.

#BatMyths

Like the Ferengi?

 

[orangecurious]

bats are real

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Like the Ferengi?

Depends how much latinum you have?

 

[thefishfryer]

Depends how much latinum you have?

I'll check in the pantry.............. No, just biscuits. lol