Anyone from the UK?

[orangecurious]

biscuits and snacky snacks in mine

 

[Eastradlad]

Right let’s get it going on here! Anybody up for some fun? I promise to make you soaking wet

 

[Wand3rlust]

*stares*

 

[orangecurious]

are you going to set the sprinklers off by setting fire to the toast?

 

[barefootgirl69]

He's bringing us more water, right?

 

[orangecurious]

maybe, but he must be clumsy if hes going to get us wet.

good job he's not making tea or coffee

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Imagine if that was our 2000th page or 50000th post.

 

[orangecurious]

all the anticipation and some random comes in!

 

[Eastradlad]

He's bringing us more water, right?

No need, try me, I’ll leave the bottle right beside you, you can grab it if you want, to quench your thirst

 

[barefootgirl69]

He's trying to out-do Grant and make a big splash.

Hope he's not disappointed in our lack of enthusiasm!

 

[barefootgirl69]

No need, try me, I’ll leave the bottle right beside you, you can grab it if you want, to quench your thirst

don't make me throw it at you.

*gets a broom*

 

[orangecurious]

oh, that's how he'll make us wet, by splashing water as he bellyflops!

 

[Eastradlad]

don't make me throw it at you.

*gets a broom*

Speak as you find! You have obviously been totally let down on here? The fact us uk guys love this site is to find that one winner who can give us the best cyber orgasm and here’s me saying it is me

 

[barefootgirl69]

*Tries to understand *

:The fact us uk guys love this site is to find that one winner who can give us the best cyber orgasm and here’s me saying it is me

Dude, if you get yourself off so great, why are you here wanting to chat others up?
Go fuck yourself.

 

[TheMarksman]

Not to change the subject but welcome to page 2,000 of this thread.

 

[orangecurious]

Not to change the subject but welcome to page 2,000 of this thread.

shit... wait, i'll delete my post!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Not to change the subject but welcome to page 2,000 of this thread.

Perfect timing!

 

[orangecurious]

*round of applause for @TheMarksman *

 

[TheMarksman]

*round of applause for @TheMarksman *

Honorable mention to @orangecurious for the assist.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Honorable mention to @orangecurious for the assist.

Wait! Do I get an extra biscuit for having the last post before it changed?

 

[TheMarksman]

To think this thread started around the time of Lockdown I…

 

[TheMarksman]

Wait! Do I get an extra biscuit for having the last post before it changed?

“Extra” suggests you’ve already had your reward

 

[Biggalute]

Morning all x

 

[Polranny]

Sun's out!

 

[Rackson]

We need a special word for the Sunday of a bank holiday weekend. It's the jam in the doughnut!