Darkweather
Prince of Darkness
- Joined
- May 6, 2022
- Posts
- 608
Happy to give that a lick. thank you!Sorry! Here, have an ice cream:
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Happy to give that a lick. thank you!Sorry! Here, have an ice cream:
Oh enjoy getting pamperedIt's tipping it down here. I'm sulking
But getting my hair done
Just a trim hopefully.It's tipping it down here. I'm sulking
But getting my hair done
Did it fall off your head straight onto your chest??Love to get my hair done !! If I had any !!
Cheeky !! But clearly yes!!Did it fall off your head straight onto your chest??
Chest hair pig tails?Love to get my hair done !! If I had any !!
Don't worry, all your rain is right over my houseIt's dry here up north....bit dull though
But....... you just posted!?!? Now I'm confused.....Since stopping posting I no longer think about the weather.
Unless it's Spanish next week
Letters I meant.But....... you just posted!?!? Now I'm confused.....
Be nice in a sandwich with some mayoLetters I meant.
I was addicted to weather for too long.
This cold turkey has done me great.
Turkey?It's good for the prostate
So I've been informedTurkey?
Mayonnaise....in a thin plastic jar..Turkey?
Weather?It's good for the prostate
Today I learnedSo I've been informed
That's quite funny in a macabre sort of way.They were in hospital in the autumn and didn't come out until the spring
On behalf of the Great British public, may I politely ask you to (Expletive deleted) off with your hot, sunny weather, beach and ice cream nonsense? Don't you know it's Autumn (and has been since February)Good morning UK. Another scorcher here in Northern Germany so I’m driving to the beach and dreaming of ice cream.
And no doubt look even more adorable when it's done ...It's tipping it down here. I'm sulking
But getting my hair done