Daisy_Love
Classy Smut
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I don’t think you need to announce it. Pretty sure they get a notification in their inboxPm sent
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I don’t think you need to announce it. Pretty sure they get a notification in their inboxPm sent
Thank goodness somebody said it!I don’t think you need to announce it. Pretty sure they get a notification in their inbox
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Do you know I often say I'll send you the pics - and it's a lie for a joke.I don’t think you need to announce it. Pretty sure they get a notification in their inbox
Might just do that,when I get chanceAnyone in a sexless marriage from the UK drop me a pm..xx
Mrs Ebers says no.Anyone in a sexless marriage from the UK drop me a pm..xx
Just a normal lass, in disguise!!You're (almost) Royalty then ... *doffs cap and bows stiffly (due to my age not my excited state)*
Better than a biscuitless marriage... amirite?Seems like I missed a sexless marriage!
What a shitty day at work.
Sewers blocked again?Seems like I missed a sexless marriage!
What a shitty day at work.
Is beauty the new normal?Just a normal lass, in disguise!!
I think there was an implied offer of cake on the sideBetter than a biscuitless marriage... amirite?
No one want's crumbs in their bed though.Better than a biscuitless marriage... amirite?
I would happily have a few crumbs in my bed if I had a butler to bring me breakfast each morning.No one want's crumbs in their bed though.
I'm sure there's a joke about having your cake and eating it somewhere, but it's not coming together.I think there was an implied offer of cake on the side
I guess if you had a butler, you wouldn't be cleaning up the mess.I would happily have a few crumbs in my bed if I had a butler to bring me breakfast each morning.
You rang?I would happily have a few crumbs in my bed if I had a butler to bring me breakfast each morning.
I am a very tidy eater and have a hand-held vacuum cleaner to suck up the offending crumbs. Hehehehe!!!!I guess if you had a butler, you wouldn't be cleaning up the mess.
The sky got dark notThe landlord installed a new cooker. It’s the bollocks . Almost made up for it getting dark at 4pm
•waves•
Does it wash the dishes afterwards...?The landlord installed a new cooker. It’s the bollocks . Almost made up for it getting dark at 4pm
•waves•
Does it cook and heat things up?The sky got dark not
Oh fuck it you know what I meant
We have a dish bitch for thatDoes it wash the dishes afterwards...?
You pay someone to do your dishesWe have a dish bitch for that