Anyone from the UK?

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

what about square sausage?

*runs and hides*

Square sausage in a round hole. Sounds interesting.

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

Nah. She just doesn't like sausage
... or stuffing

Ha ha, I do stuff lots of different and strange things into what God designed to be a sausage pouch.

It's just not sausage.

 

[Spanky1372]

No, but I like soaked fingers in my trifle!

I believe they're called ladies fingers in the trade.

 

[Spanky1372]

Can phones affect pacemakers? I guess they could with 5g, Bluetooth and wifi.

Yes when they ring up to collect your utilities bill.

 

[thefishfryer]

I will have to teach your how to accept a compliment when you get one.

I happily accept compliments. Just saying.

 

[thefishfryer]

I do partake in fake sausage!

My lips are sealed.

 

[thefishfryer]

what about square sausage?

*runs and hides*

She'll find you. rip.

 

[Thirsty_Hellcat_J]

My lips are sealed.

Mine aren't, either set!

 

[thefishfryer]

Yes when they ring up to collect your utilities bill.

Got my half yearly water bill today. FFS it's not Chablis.

 

[thefishfryer]

Goodnight all. I have a Zanussi repairer coming at stupid o'clock in the morning.

 

[Wand3rlust]

what about square sausage?

*runs and hides*

*stares*

 

[Eastradlad]

Welsh lad here!

 

[tigger_lover]

Welsh lad here!

Good evening

 

[tigger_lover]

Goodnight all. I have a Zanussi repairer coming at stupid o'clock in the morning.

Hope he manages to fix the problem

 

[Eastradlad]

Good evening

Hey! Wanna play?

 

[tigger_lover]

Play what lol

 

[Eastradlad]

Play what lol

Let's make it simple?! Let's play truth or dare

 

[orangecurious]

i dare you to eat a whole packet of ginger nuts.

not that it's hard or anything, just it's the last pack and you'll be in SO much trouble!

 

[Polranny]

i dare you to eat a whole packet of ginger nuts.

not that it's hard or anything, just it's the last pack and you'll be in SO much trouble!

My dog ate my last ginger nut .... crafty: he nicked it whilst I was putting my bins out

 

[tigger_lover]

My dog ate my last ginger nut .... crafty: he nicked it whilst I was putting my bins out

Naughty doggy lol

 

[Spanky1372]

My dog ate my last ginger nut .... crafty: he nicked it whilst I was putting my bins out

Well, they say dogs are like their owners.....just sayin'

 

[Spanky1372]

Good morning All.

 

[Adorabubble]

Good morning. Woken by thunder !

 

[Btq97]

Good morning. Dry and warmish in Manchester. Windy last night ... may have been the curry

 

[EbersMoll]

Morning all, foggy here.