Anyone from the UK?

[Adorabubble]

Or just run naked, then if it rains it's just a quick towel job.

I would run naked to save on washing if I could get away with it

 

[deft]

I would run naked to save on washing if I could get away with it

Just say it’s ‘cos you lost a bet, people won’t mind.

 

[EbersMoll]

I would run naked to save on washing if I could get away with it

Just say your surname’s Godiva and it’s a family tradition.

 

[Spanky1372]

Well the sun has decided to come out! Should I risk going out?

Yes definitely.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I would run naked to save on washing if I could get away with it

Oh not me
I'm clumsy as hell. If I ran anywhere in the nuddy I'd be guaranteed to fall over, break my leg, and then actually die of embarrassment at being found like that

 

[deft]

Oh not me
I'm clumsy as hell. If I ran anywhere in the nuddy I'd be guaranteed to fall over, break my leg, and then actually die of embarrassment at being found like that

If I ran naked, I’d get terrible bruising on my thighs

 

[RosewoodTulip]

If I ran naked, I’d get terrible bruising on my thighs

Where's Wander to eyeroll you?

 

[thefishfryer]

I would run naked to save on washing if I could get away with it

It's not illegal, unless you cause a riot.

 

[Adorabubble]

Oh not me
I'm clumsy as hell. If I ran anywhere in the nuddy I'd be guaranteed to fall over, break my leg, and then actually die of embarrassment at being found like that

Depends if you're rescued by a couple of hunky paramedics

 

[thefishfryer]

Where's Wander to eyeroll you?

Wallpapering?

 

[deft]

Wallpapering?

Does she need extra paste?

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Morning (not so morning anymore) all!

 

[thefishfryer]

Does she need extra paste?

I couldn't possibly comment. Lol

 

[thefishfryer]

Just had lunch and feeling very mellow. Chinese pot roast chicken. The Mrs excelled herself with the overnight marinade and my signature roasties were a perfect accompaniment. Washed down with a Cote Du Rhone. We will have Tiramisu ice-cream in the lounge when our stomachs have recovered sufficiently.
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[EbersMoll]

If I ran naked, I’d get terrible bruising on my thighs

What is this “run” of which you speak?

 

[thefishfryer]

What is this “run” of which you speak?

Arthritic knees waiting to happen, if you ask me.

 

[TheMarksman]

Masturbated doesnt seem to work

It works better with nouns

 

[Alfie71]

I really shouldn't drunk message...

In vino veritas.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Just had lunch and feeling very mellow. Chinese pot roast chicken. The Mrs excelled herself with the overnight marinade and my signature roasties were a perfect accompaniment. Washed down with a Cote Du Rhone. We will have Tiramisu ice-cream in the lounge when our stomachs have recovered sufficiently.
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You are a lucky man!

I made it home in one piece. Pretty much 9 hours in the car. I split the driving 50:50 with my chauffeur, I mean my son

 

[thefishfryer]

You are a lucky man!

I made it home in one piece. Pretty much 9 hours in the car. I split the driving 50:50 with my chauffeur, I mean my son

That's a long slog. Good to know you're back safe. I'd have made it a two day trip.

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

You are a lucky man!

I made it home in one piece. Pretty much 9 hours in the car. I split the driving 50:50 with my chauffeur, I mean my son

good help is hard to find

 

[Wand3rlust]

I've been on a boat on the Thames. There may have been prosecco..

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I've been on a boat on the Thames. There may have been prosecco..

Good lass

 

[Alfie71]

I've been on a boat on the Thames. There may have been prosecco..

This was never, ever in doubt. Did you rock the boat (as we all know you ROCK!)

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Hope Wand3r wasn’t the captain. Although the hat would look quite tempting on her..