I thought they'd engineered them to be less bitter in general, haha! I have that thing where coriander tastes like soap. It confused me for a long time as to why others love it. Weirdos.
*sniff* you were so perfect until then… I knew in my heart of heart after the full frontal Friday pic there must be some deep dark secret behind the beauty… and now we know it, an unfettered love of the tiny cabbages that are the work of the devil I tell you
anything dipped in chocolate becomes instantly edible
I thought they'd engineered them to be less bitter in general, haha! I have that thing where coriander tastes like soap. It confused me for a long time as to why others love it. Weirdos.
Never tried the dipped in chocolate. Perhaps this year!
we discovered the chocolate thing one year at my sister’s for Christmas, by accident. She had a chocolate fountain, all the rage at the time, and we’d run out of strawberries!
geez... imagine the disappointment of biting into a chocolate strawberry at christmas and finding out it was a sprout!
It’s like putting a toaster in a PS5 box, wrapping it up and putting it under the treegeez... imagine the disappointment of biting into a chocolate strawberry at christmas and finding out it was a sprout!
Christmas must be a riot at your place!
Wrap them in Ferro Rocher and put them back in the box.
I will believe it and not put it to the test!... I was with friends and we had a chocolate fountain. We'd ran out of fruit and so one drunken friend thought that maybe a sausage (cooked) could work... No. It didn't.
Not ANYTHING becomes edible...
Do you drink improperly now?
Potentially resulting in both an aborted fellatio and an appearance on the Local A&E’s most amusing burns of the year list.
I don’t think I’d appreciated chocolate fountains are hot. I’m getting it now that I think about the properties of chocolate. I’m not of a scientific background, that may show from time to time,
Ok, I want to say some clever about drinking from the other side of the glass or something, but the words won't line up. So, I'll just confess that if I drink, it's nowhere near as much. That to me is improper. To be tipsy after 2-3 drinks is shockingly improper.
I'm pretty sure you can buy prank gifts like this.
sensible drinking to be encouraged at all times... especially around hot chocolate fountains it seems!Ok, I want to say some clever about drinking from the other side of the glass or something, but the words won't line up. So, I'll just confess that if I drink, it's nowhere near as much. That to me is improper. To be tipsy after 2-3 drinks is shockingly improper.
Who is Holly and should we buy her a razor?
Yeah, someone brought Russian Roulette chocolates to a poker night once.
Holly was a totally real Litster who used to flash her totally not stolen pictures here and there. A Lit Legend.
The same friend I mentioned loves these kinds of silly games. She had a jelly bean roulette thing where the bad ones were flavoured as grass, and others I don't remember. The worst one was vomit. She pulls these stupid games out on her birthday every year, knowing we'll all indulge her for one time a year. This is the one night of the year that I'm most likely to over-drink.
Don't judge a woman's bush! If you don't carry a scythe, then you're not prepared for adventure and should just stay away.
I know the sort!
