Anyone from the UK?

[Darkweather]

A disciple of Bare Grylls?

which part of the anatomy is the Grylls anyway?

 

[Spanky1372]

Hope you enjoyed the pic. Have a good Friday ( not Easter)

Oh ffs, have I missed Fridays frontal? goddammit. Oh well.

 

[thefishfryer]

Sarcastic old duffer with a fondness for tea and titties looking for fun chat. Bin day is Thursday. Must have own jaffa cakes.

The PMs are flooding in already

 

[Spanky1372]

which part of the anatomy is the Grylls anyway?

Depends if its a bump er - down below. If it headlights obvs it's above.

 

[Darkweather]

The PMs are flooding in already

s as usual

 

[Spanky1372]

You must have a wonderful selection of houseplants!

Herbaceous, prickly and hard to eradicate...they just keep popping up.

 

[Wriggle]

I have just found out the female equivalent of a soggy biscuit is called a frig roll.

 

[Adorabubble]

I have just found out the female equivalent of a soggy biscuit is called a frig roll.

Or a custard creampie

 

[Spanky1372]

 

[Spanky1372]

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As requested cheese and onion pasty...half anyway...

 

[deft]

As requested cheese and onion pasty...half anyway...

Your hot filling has gone everywhere. That needs cleaning up.

 

[thefishfryer]

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My stomach is now feeling horny.

 

[deft]

My stomach is now feeling horny.

I’m too whacked to cook tonight, so I’m gonna get a professional to come to me.

 

[Spanky1372]

Your hot filling has gone everywhere. That needs cleaning up.

Always the way....

 

[Spanky1372]

I’m too whacked to cook tonight, so I’m gonna get a professional to come to me.

You mean a food professional?

 

[thefishfryer]

I’m too whacked to cook tonight, so I’m gonna get a professional to come to me.

A Chinese or Thai dish, perhaps?

 

[deft]

You mean a food professional?

Yes. Of course. Absolutely

 

[Spanky1372]

I'm logging off now Folks.

Hope you've all had a great day.

For those on night shift I hope it passes quickly.

Goodnight, thanks for the entertainment.

 

[stickygirl]

Spanky has asked me to step in while he’s off duty. I’m here with what looks to be a comprehensive range of paddles, flogs and switches. I’m not into the whole dom thing - I just like hitting people’s butts

 

[Adorabubble]

Spanky has asked me to step in while he’s off duty. I’m here with what looks to be a comprehensive range of paddles, flogs and switches. I’m not into the whole dom thing - I just like hitting people’s butts

I want spankys cheese and onion pasties

 

[Anastasia1999]

The same friend I mentioned loves these kinds of silly games. She had a jelly bean roulette thing where the bad ones were flavoured as grass, and others I don't remember. The worst one was vomit. She pulls these stupid games out on her birthday every year, knowing we'll all indulge her for one time a year. This is the one night of the year that I'm most likely to over-drink.

The bakers here fill the odd jam doughnut with mustard during the carnival time before lent. As a joke. It is not funny if you get a doughnut filled with mustard.

 

[stickygirl]

I want spankys cheese and onion pasties

Srsly? With the mould and…

what is that smell?

 

[Adorabubble]

Srsly? With the mould and…

what is that smell?

That's Stilton

 

[thefishfryer]

That's Stilton

I prefer a ripe Camembert

 

[Tallulah82]

The bakers here fill the odd jam doughnut with mustard during the carnival time before lent. As a joke. It is not funny if you get a doughnut filled with mustard.

As a roulette selling point? Like, they surely warn you you're about to risk wasting your money? No, I'd just have to buy 12 of them and cut them all in half, and sniff the filling of each. I'd never bite into anything I wasn't sure of.