Anyone remember LusterMunky?

[AbsintheFather]

I was thinking that sounded more like a role play thread. I prefer to tell people what I'm wearing (or not wearing) in private.

My inbox is open

 

[SassySheDevil]

Stop pretending you sleep, we all know about your insomnia and how you like to use your hands in creative ways to help you with it

Well you do have a point there. But just think how creative my hands will be after this

hey Sassy! You are sounding most perky! Didya end up

Hello Sassy! You are sounding perky today. Didya manage a good night of sleep?

Well. better than I thought. The hot tub helped a little.
Perky because I don't have to go anywhere today.

 

[1Lion]

You want me to voice it to you? I could put on my most seductive voice

I do audiobook production, full cast dramatization, and it wasn't easy to find female seductive voice actors. But fortunately I found a couple of great ones.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Frank was 100% involved somehow. Of this I'm sure.

So when I fake my own Lit death, it can be concluded in true Cluedo style of:

@FranklyFrank, in the conservatory, with the popcorn cock warmer

 

[ydahecnot]

hell yeah! Then I can play it over and over while I sleep!!!

Forward it to me!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

So when I fake my own Lit death, it can be concluded in true Cluedo style of:

@FranklyFrank, in the conservatory, with the popcorn cock warmer

Can we place bets?

 

[1Lion]

Hey guys, great work! Lotsa views and posts. We be hoppin'

 

[SassySheDevil]

Forward it to me!

Will you be doing creative things with your hands too?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Can we place bets?

I will need to check with my e-funeral planner but I can’t see why not. Would need an honest coroner to record place and cause of death and a good detective that could prove it was Frank

 

[ydahecnot]

Hey guys, great work! Lotsa views and posts. We be hoppin'

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

But in public you can lie and make up something super exciting like a chastity belt

I can raffle off tickets for the key, then fake my death and abscond with all the money!

 

[ydahecnot]

Will you be doing creative things with your hands too?

Repetitive stuff, really. My mind will be doing the creative stuff

 

[AmberLGreen]

Well you do have a point there. But just think how creative my hands will be after this

Forward it to me!

Will you be doing creative things with your hands too?

Repetitive stuff, really. My mind will be doing the creative stuff

Do not wear the audio out. After my fake Lit death, you might be able to sell it and get a dollar a piece

 

[ydahecnot]

Do not wear the audio out. After my fake Lit death, you might be able to sell it and get a dollar a piece

It will become popular in deepfakes

 

[SassySheDevil]

Do not wear the audio out. After my fake Lit death, you might be able to sell it and get a dollar a piece

The soundtrack of all fake deaths!!

 

[Trekka]

So anyhoo . . . I know all of you are dying to hear about me and my lovely Figurehead Lit Girlfriend, Trekka. Right now my attorney Mrtenant and Trekka's attorney Cascadia are working on our Figurehead Lit Girlfriend prenup. I've agreed to let Trekka keep all her boyfriends and I've also agreed to her wish that I not fuck anyone else. Bestie Photogirl - Comments? Legal advice?

But what about my girlfriends?

 

[1Lion]

But what about my girlfriends?

Whatever your horny self desires, darling. Even goats. Or root vegetables.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Whatever your horny self desires, darling. Even goats. Or root vegetables.

Keep away from my goats

 

[SassySheDevil]

I mean. Look at that face!!! https://www.***********/s/99e2icy1b6z182p/20211027_143304.jpg?dl=0

 

[Trekka]

Whatever your horny self desires, darling. Even goats. Or root vegetables.

I propose we take Sassy as a sisterwife.
I like goats.

 

[gga]

I can raffle off tickets for the key, then fake my death and abscond with all the money!

And I'm stuck locked up?

 

[1Lion]

I propose we take Sassy as a sisterwife.
I like goats.

Sure, why not. I'll do anything to close the deal. And see? We were meant for each other - I like goats too!

 

[1Lion]

I mean. Look at that face!!! https://www.***********/s/99e2icy1b6z182p/20211027_143304.jpg?dl=0

That yours?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Am I'm stuck locked up?

Yep. Deal with it.

 

[SassySheDevil]

That yours?

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